Robert Wilfort
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An actor. Just played Spike Milligan on tour. Also: Gavin&Stacey, Sex Education, Dickensian, Wolf Hall, Skins, Grass etc. Rep'd by Curtis Brown & Sue Terry
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I saw this author's name once in the 90s and I've never forgotten it. It's in my top 10 names for sure. Please tell me some of your favourite names.
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Finally, I can tell my mum. Happy Christmas everyone!
Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day
@BBCOne
#GavinandStacey
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Radio 4 are doing a Nicholas Parsons tribute tonight, so here's my favourite anecdote ever
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You don't deserve this content. I've written a famous song using names from real Facebook accounts. Here it is:
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Looks like the
#PatisserieValerie
finance officer has tried to have his cake and eat it.
You could say, he's "scone" too far.
You could also say, the company may never gateau-ver it.
You could also say, he's bitten off more than he can "choux"
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Has anyone talked about how in "I May Destroy You",
@MichaelaCoel
gave all the characters names? Even if it was a waiter with one line. Love that, makes every character feel human. Plus, as an actor, you get a named character on your CV, not just "Man in Pub".
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Did the double and got both a letter and a Top Tip in this month's
@vizcomic
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The trains were still late but profits didn't line the pockets of rich arseholes who couldn't give a flying fuck.
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I left the Labour party this week. Finally had enough. The battle for who can be the law and order, dog whistle, boring as fuck, change nothing estate agent to rule the country can continue without my money. It's so thoroughly depressing.
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16 years and I finally make it on to a Gavin and Stacey DVD cover
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Ok. If this is your first election and you haven't registered yet, show me proof that you're registering now and one lucky registeree will win a Christmas card signed by the cast of
#GAVINANDSTACEY
. This is not a joke! You have until midnight tomorrow.
#RegisterToVote
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Just finished Ghosts Series 3. Just superb! Finest comedic ensemble since Dad's Army. Congratulations
@JimHowick
@realmatbaynton
@MarthaHD
@benwillbond
@simonfarnaby
@Lazbotron
@lollyadefope
@WixKaty
@kfRedhot
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Now *that* is a sitcom titles face. 10/10
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Thread. I've written a famous Christmas song using real Facebook accounts for you
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It's true! I had one line ("Thanks very much") which got cut. So I'm a glorified extra. But what a film to be a glorified extra on! Spending days with the wonderful Miranda Richardson, sitting in the green room with the cream of British acting talent, seeing Hogwarts. Joy.
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Twitter, show some love to my amazing sister
@PaulaWilfort
who is heading back on to the wards as a nurse after years out of uniform as a dementia care trainer. We salute you!
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They were lovely lads when I was their teacher in Skins, back in the day. Their continued success has been a joy to watch. I bumped into Dev a few years ago and we had a catch-up, he was still lovely.
Daniel Kaluuya says “after ‘SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE’, I went from getting food with [Dev Patel] in Wetherspoons to watching him at the Golden Globes, within a month—and he still checked in when he got back.”
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Still can't believe the
#GavinAndStaceyChristmasSpecial
cliffhanger. What was blocking Mick's shower?
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I'm assuming this comment speaks for the nation in general
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Fuck Boris Johnson on his fucking plane flying in from his fucking Bahamas holiday to be man of the fucking people again. Fuck off forever. Fuck him, fuck his enablers, fuck his dad, fuck Rees-Mogg, fuck a duck, fuck me, what a to do.
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Just watched 3rd ep in new series of Ghosts. Continues to be delightful.
@JimHowick
watching the biscuit dunk possibly my TV highlight of the year so far. Funny and touching and incredibly relatable, by God I'd miss tea and biscuits if I were a ghost.
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Been trying to think of ways I could cheer people up. If you or someone you know is a big
#GavinandStacey
fan (or likes anything else I've done) I'd be happy to record a personal video for you/them with a jolly message. Send me a DM, I'll try my best to reply.
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Michael Gambon, what an actor. I had the privilege to meet him, briefly, on Harry Potter. He was funny, warm, friendly. Had the great pleasure of listening to him and
@bradders_david
in the green room, dressed as wizards, reminiscing about old theatre jobs. Joy.
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Enjoying my new t-shirt today. South Wales kids of the 70s/80s will understand
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We wrapped on the Gavin and Stacey Xmas Spesh this week, had a wonderful time and hopefully you'll all enjoy this Christmas day. If you like Gavin and Stacey, that is. If not, there might be a Bond film on.
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Our constituency (massive Tory majority) has possibly the UK's least exciting by-election today. I gave my vote to the
@BThroughParty
and
@carlagregory89
Nice to vote for a new voice with excellent policies.
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Here we go then!
Breaking: Gavin & Stacey is coming back for a Christmas Day episode.
It will be the finale.
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I've decided to delete my, what was supposed to be humourous, tweet about a certain person on Question Time after the replies were hijacked by people insulting a woman. I didn't mind the insults to me, and it was an interesting dip into the alt-right world but enough's enough.
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@mrnickharvey
A bear goes into a pub and says "I'll have a.............................................pint of bitter."
The barman says "Why the big pause?"
The bear says "They're for catching fish."
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"Looks like I picked the wrong day to end the furlough scheme."
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Manager of the door section of Wickes: Sir, please leave.
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I know it's the Mail, but this is a great article about the fantastic
@TalkingPicsTV
They've been helping us as a family through lockdown due to the huge amount of their stuff I've recorded, including the CFF films and the entire run of Catweazle. Long may they run.
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These days I think you'll find they're called Sir Topham Hatt Grill and Oven Pads
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Happy Birthday Uncle Bryn! Xx
Sobering news in the paper today. Thanks for all the well wishes! 😊
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I would like *somebody* on the shadow front bench to say that the Rwanda scheme is morally reprehensible. Not just that it won't work, or is a waste of money. But that it is a horrible thing to do.
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RIP to a great actor, and generous too. When I was a drama student and running out of money, my college reached out for sponsorship and Sylvia kindly donated some so I could continue my course.
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Now my agent's joined in
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Worried my child might faint from hunger in school tomorrow as she seemed to need a snack every 4 minutes during home learning.
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Were you one of the TWELVE MILLION PEOPLE that watched
#GavinandStacey
last night? Fancy a chance of winning a copy of the script, signed by all of the cast? Course you do. Then enter this exciting raffle! £1 a ticket, raising money for a great school!
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Enough politics, let's get on to
#gavinandstacey
Are you a fan? Do you know one? Would you like to be in with a chance of winning a copy of the script for the upcoming Christmas special, signed by all of the cast?! Then read this thread to find out how!
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Those who like name fun may also enjoy this thread of mine
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You don't deserve this content. I've written a famous song using names from real Facebook accounts. Here it is:
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Front row, Boi! What a jolly, surreal, evening at the NTAs last night. My first ever awards do. Sat in front of Richard and Judy.
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You may also enjoy this
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Only found out on Saturday that the Tories have stolen our May Day bank holiday and moved it to Friday and made it all about the war instead of a day off for international workers. Give us two bank holidays you tight bastards.
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Look, I know everyone seems to watch Happy Valley on a Sunday night, but I'm not in Happy Valley. I am, however, in Vera tonight on ITV. So watch Vera instead! Or tape it. Or stream it, if you're young.
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Imagine being the second customer in
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I've said this every time for that last 10 years but I'm available to play
#DoctorWho
and I can stay at my Mum's in Wales, saving the BBC valuable accommodation costs.
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And this tin of biscuits sounds like a terrifying character from British folklore
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*trying to explain 2020 to my grandchildren*
Well, a bat coughed on somebody in China then 3 months later people in High Wycombe were wiping their arses with socks.
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Joe Wicks better have something up his sleeve for 2021 as I am going to eat and drink myself into oblivion
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If, for some unfathomable reason, you haven't seen this film, rectify the situation please.
Keep off the moors, stick to the roads. An American Werewolf in London is coming up at 11.15pm.
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@radhou_al
@MooseAllain
Made me the think of the wonderful rock houses in Kinver Edge, Staffordshire
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Just when you think
@DHBJones
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For the 3rd day in a row I'm about to walk the dog in my pyjamas, but disguised by waterproof trousers. Nobody knows I'm in my pyjamas! What a thrill! Happy December 29th to you all
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Oh my giddy aunt
1937 Odeon Cinema, Parsons Hill, Woolwich, Greenwich London EHA
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Your reminder that Marcus Rashford shouldn't have to be doing this. There shouldn't have to be food banks. Any decent government wouldn't allow it, therefore we don't have a decent government.
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Saw Tom Baker on Oxford St. He was mid-conversation with someone and I heard him exclaim "Well I said SEBASTIAN'S A WANKER"
What's your best celebrity sighting in London? Extra points if you talked to them!
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Kids trying to stop Bernard Cribbins stealing a mummy? *Hits record button*
This Week on SATURDAY MORNING PICTURES 9am-12noon (Sat-24-April) POPEYE, CHAMPION THE WONDER HORSE, WOODY WOODPECKER, ZORRO'S BLACK WHIP, FLASH GORDON +
#BusterCrabbe
interview and CFF film NIGHT FERRY (1976) with
#BernardCribbins
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I’m excited to announce that Bob is back! All 20 episodes of brilliant drama Dickensian can be found on iPlayer from today. A real Christmas treat.
#dickensian
@RedPlanetTV
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I'm afraid Gavin Williamson is unavailable for comment as he accidentally roller skated out of the roller disco, through busy traffic, held on to the back of a double decker bus, then crashed into the mother and baby department of a shop and ended upside down in a cot.
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RIP Mr Derek.
RIP Derek Fowlds. Wonderful in Yes Minster/Prime Minister (and so much else, of course).
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Mum, when did you join Twitter?
@robertwilfort
You are relying on your own opinion that you are less of a twat. Perhaps people have never had the heart to tell you and that is why you are " Available".
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For the first time in about a year I AM STAYING IN A HOTEL FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY. What if my mouth has forgotten how to act?
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I was regularly amazed by these commited groups of young people who'd often travelled miles to the nearest marginal seat and given up days of their time to come door knocking with us in '17/19. And they were all told by the current party they were stupid, unwanted and racist.
I remember Momentum organised a trip down to Crawley, about 25 people got the train at 9am on a Saturday and about half had never canvassed in an election before. The guy running the board couldn't believe how many people showed up and we canvassed parts they'd not done in years.
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My daughters could've been watching the 1st female president's inauguration today. Instead we have President Pussy Grabber. Thanks America.
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Ladies and gents, the amazing
@LauraAikman
, what a performance as Sonia
Had the absolute tome of my life doing
#GavinandStacey
#GavinAndStaceyChristmasSpecial
... thank you so much everyone for having me and for all the hilarious
#sonia
memes ✌️
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Fuck Oxbridge. Fuck the Tories. Fuck Ofqual. Fuck private schools. Tear the whole system down and scrape it into the bin. And for all those "Can you imagine what would've happened if Corbyn had got in" tossers, yes, I can imagine this wouldn't have happened.
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Learning Welsh on DuoLingo and the Gavin and Stacey nods are too much in my lockdown emotional state
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Farewell and thanks Jeremy Corbyn. I don't think a politician has been more unfairly and ridiculously misrepresented in my lifetime.
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To be fair to me, I did describe myself as less handsome, but this sums up my look more succinctly
@robertwilfort
You are a 110% more of a twat and as for handsome you look like the back of my dogs arse on a bad day .. mug
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Regular followers will know what this picture means to me. I finally made it to a pound shop and now have TWO flavours that I've never tried. Nearly shat myself with excitement.
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Ok, one last push for this then I won't mention it till after Christmas. Your chance to win a copy of the Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special script signed by all the cast! Money goes to the PTA of Waterside School, Chesham. £1 a ticket! Enter here
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Starting to think that Russell T Davies made Years and Years a bit too hopeful.
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Everything about this is perfect, including the brilliantly named kestrel holder, the outfit, the mum, the dog.
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In honour of 50yrs since decimalisation, here's one of my favourite old bits and bobs we have knocking around the house, a New Decimal Currency Calculator key ring. Simply turn the wheel to find currency equivalence!
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Been negotiating with
@TeamEveMyles
about being in the 2nd series of
#KeepingFaith
. Sadly, they film it in Welsh too and I can only say one sentence in Welsh. But, if my character likes coffee and is constantly telling people they like coffee, then we should get away with it.
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Anyone else's legs still fucked from doing Joe Wicks squats with their kids this morning?
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Look, it's all good and cool when the Italians do it, but if any of my neighbours start singing some shit like Ed Sheeran or Oasis out of their windows when I'm trying to watch telly they can get stuffed.
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How's Father Christmas going to manage this year? He's a potential super spreader if anyone is.
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Like any decent human I hope Johnson recovers, but this fucking front page can absolutely fuck off. 1,000 people died yesterday. Nurses are dying every day and Hatt Mancock telling them not to use PPE irresponsibly for fuck's sake. People FUNDRAISING FOR THE NHS. It's disgusting
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Why is
@TalkingPicsTV
the best TV channel I hear you ask? Stuff like this is why!
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#TPTV
Starring
#ReggieWinch
#LawrieMark
#DavidYoung
#PatsyRowlands
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Well, not much more to add to the whole Brexit shite, except that it is still infinitely depressing that the country chose the path of Farage, Rees-Mogg, Duncan-Smith, Banks et al. The country's biggest pricks, basically. Saddening, maddening, unfathomable.
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