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Workshop Engineer (Mechanical)/Product Support Sales Representative.
Dar es Salaam, Tanzania
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Once a Masta always a Masta, tumepata B/down na ABOOD, 100KM kutoka Mwanza, Dereva Bonge kinoma, had to go down myself, wahuni hawajaamini kadogo kembamba, nimeset loose twin tyre za rear axle (R.H.S), jack it up, chomoa jiwe kubwa lilistuck in between. Wanirudishie nauli tu😅
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Mazee tenda Wema nenda zako, it always comes back in unexpected ways hutatarajia walahi😪, Went to an interview today, the guy i helped gettin a job back in 2020 and make sure he is gettin' paid to the point i had conflict with my previous boss!
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Kuna mtoto kwenye hii sheli anaitwa Winnie, ni stick balaa🔥🙌
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Nilikua China Plaza Jana nanuny simu, Kuna Dada nilimuona na Mwamba ananunuliwa simu, Leo yuko na Mwanaume mwingine hapa Baracuda ananunuliwa Screen Protector, ila Dunia🤣🤣🤣👐👐
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Kuna binti nilizama DM akamwachia bwana ake anijibu😂😂😂😂😂😂....anhaa kmmk...nikona kapost nataman niwaambie wana msiende DM.
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Me mwanamke akishakuwa mtu wa Church sana hapana aisee😂😂😂😂😂🙌
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Naishi Muleba, kuna Mafala wamepenkenyua PC angu wamekutana na PDF ya bwana
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inaitwa, "Mauaji ya Muleba"...wanahisi niko kwenye Special mission wanaoniogopa😂😂😂😂
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Wanangu wa Primary wamekuwa wa Kwanza kunikumbuka😂😂😂....Happy siku ya kuja Duniani😊🍻🔥🔥🔥
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Laki 5 kwa mara ya kwanza😂
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Hii ngoma ya Lora ni moja ya ngoma kali kuwahi kutokea kwenye ulimwengu wa Afro Beats🔥
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Walked in the interview room today to pick diagnostics tools (in an interview with another big respected company), he then hugged me and told the interviewer, this guy helped us a lot, he knows this job very well please hire him, kidogo nilie sema, amma man i had kukaza roho😭
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Dah kmmk kuna jirani kafumania mke wake na Mwamba hicho kipogo kinatembea moyo unadunda.
Msile wake za watu kmmk! Moyo unanidunda kisenge!
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😂😂😂Uzee ule pale.., unasahau hata Birthday yako mpaka uone Notification😎
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Surprise ya Valentine Asubuhi😍...Kupendwa rahaa!!😍😊....
Asante Workmate🙏🙏😊
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Huu ndo uchambuzi wa kibunge, waafrica tumerogwa, mtu wa hivi unamuibia kura asiende bungeni then unampeleka Gwajima, Babu tale, FA! Hata shetani kwetu akasome dah!
CAG : Mradi wa umeme bwawa la Nyerere unatumia upembuzi wa mwaka 1970
Mwaka 1970-2021 ni miaka 51.. mabadiliko ni makubwa mno, watu wameongezeka maradufu. Shughuli za binadamu zimeongezaka, mto rufiji maji yamepungua kuliko kipindi hicho..
Tuliposema hamkusikia
“White elephant “
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@rollymsouth
Nilifanikiwa kukutana nae majuzi hotelini kwake, jamaa hana Makuu kabisa, a Humbled Brother Indeed!
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Nimeshuhudia ajali kubwa sana hapa Ilazo karibia na St.Gasper, bajaji na gari ndogo mbili, maiti zinawekwa kwenye kirikuu kama Mzaha😪..seems walikuwa wanawahi Nanenane Stand, roughly meon kama Tano
@max_zitatu
@funjojr
@JoyceMwalimu
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Kuna jamaa angu aliumizwa na Mapenzi hadi ikabidi nimpeleke kwa daktari Amana hospital Ilala😂
Ushauri tuliopewa sasa......😂😂😂😂
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Mwanamke akikukuta at your lowest point akakupenda, huwezi fikiria kumuacha😎.
Sijui naandika nn ila ndo hivo!
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Hii Chuma kudadeki👐...tumetoka Dom saa 6 Mchana saa Moja tuko Kahama👐
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Unampenda mtu Fresh tu kwa dhati ..very well…ye anakuona msenge Mambizi kmly😪
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Naomba kujua source of Power hapo?!
Upo Juu ya mlima Kilimanjaro, wimbo gani wa kwanza utapiga kama Dj
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Serikali Imeingia cha Kike🤣
Hizo comments za wabongo kwenye page ya dp world IG😂😂kweli sisi ni taifa teule
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Ila Vijana wa humu wenye kinge kingi Genye zitawaua, Mnahype sana Vibungo kmmk zenu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Au Me ndo sijui mademu wazuri?!🤣🤣🤣
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”Robert, sitegemei kuona ukiendelea kuvaa Majeans ofisini natumaini umepewa Handbook, hii sio Workshop”
Me: 😖
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Leo kuna hela imeingia kwenye account nahisi account yangu haiamini macho yake .
God has been good to me, God has turned all my Tragedy into Triumph.☺️
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Uchumi wetu unaendeshwa na waarabu📌
Serikali imeshindwa kutengeneza miundombinu bora ya maji, kuleta msaada wa Tractor za kulimia, kuzalisha mbegu za parachichi ili kuwainua wananchi wa Njombe kiuchumi,imeamua kwenda kugawa Ardhi Ekari 100,000 kwa mwarabu alime parachichi ili sisi tubaki na umasikini wetu.
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Kuna katoto kitaa ka kike (miaka 3 hadi 4) kila nikitoka kazini kanakuja kunikumbatia, leo mekakuta na Mama ake anakanywesha uji , kameacha kula kamekuja kunikumbatia...hiii ni daily...
Maana ake nn, upendo tu au😂😂😂😎
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Officially Mechanical Engineer, My sincerly thanks goes out to God first for always guiding my steps, My lovely Father and Mother for their unconditional love, relatives and friends who helped me to make it, can't mention everybody, thanks sanaaa n' mnoo!!!!
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😂😂Akili za mtu mweusi aisee, .metoka kumkomboa rafiki angu Lodge, kala hela zote usiku mzima...asubuhu yupo teh😂😂😂
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Chanika Mwisho mbali aisee..mpaka mgongo unauma sioni dalili za kutoboa Mwisho!
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Kuna Dada alipewa sifa zangu nzuri sana na mdada mwingine (My workmate) , alikuwa na Mshape kinoma afu mzuri, akawa tayari kudate na mimi...
Kwanini asinikute Bambalaga nayaruka majoka nishawaka😂😂😂
Safari ya Matumaini to Thighland ikawa imefia njiani😎
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Dodoma ni Sodoma (the S is replaced with D) and D is for Dick😂😂😂😂
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Dom ni hatari sana kwa wezi, nilirent nyumba, so walisneaky in hadi chumbani....luckily sebuleni sikuweka kitu and i was fuckin' drunk that night nilikuwa nahisi naota mwizi kaingia kumbe kweli.....ebhana nilikimbia nao...bilia silaha yoyote....they won't forget that night🤣🤣🤣
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Kuna Msimbe ana uso wa Masikitiko hivi, Twitter Kizungu...anajisemesha Kisenge wapwa hamumuoni😂😂😂 au nyota ake ni ya Masizi!😂
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Mdogo angu Mapenzi yanamtesa sana, nikiona status zake watsup najisikia vibaya kinyama kmmk😪
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If you see this drop a picture of you that looks like an album cover
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😂😂Watoto bhana, nikivifokea me haviondoki, vikifokewa na Mwenzangu vinakimbia😂😂
Au vinaniona mrembo kmmk😂
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Jamani, Wapwa na Mabro, Msaada RT 357, niibuke date na huyu Mremboo !
Asante in Advance🙏🙏
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Men,
This year,
Stay away from alcohol.
Alcohol will distort your life as a man.
Alcohol will corrode your sexual life.
Alcohol will mangle your marriage.
Alcohol will spoil your job and business.
Alcohol will destroy your future.
#MasculinitySaturday
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Mungu ndiye anaye mpangia kila mmoja, wangapi walizaa watoto na wote wakawa mateja....
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Naweza kuwa nimepoteza vingi sana huu mwaka ila mwa mara ya kwanza nimepata Upendo wa dhati, Nimependwa mno......... Inatosha☺️🙏🙏🙏❤️
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Honestly, Relation zote me ndo nakuwaga tatizo, sina baya juu ya mtu yoyote!😢
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Rais Mstaafu Benjamin Mkapa (wa kwanza kushoto) enzi hizo akiwa na wanafunzi wenzake
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