RT @jaylannc:

This is such a cruel reality. Teachers are responsible for more than ever before, and are being abused more than ever before. Protecting staff is vital if you want to attract the best candidates to that profession.

RT @db_fink: I’ve genuinely not been taught about the greatness of the British empire. I believe these people try to reinforce narratives…

Saturday night, England, go out!

@db_fink They are such beautiful creatures. Poor things.

Parents return from their holiday today, so I am attempting to kill off the last of the legacy ‘Robyn is messy’ jokes by tidying the whole house. One slip up, I decided to bake a cake this morning so all the washing up has doubled.

RT @93vintagejones: The Conservative Way Forward report ‘Defunding Politically Motivated Campaigns’ worked out the total spend across gover…

@93vintagejones I was having a nice day. Christ.

@LauraRWeldon Like I understand the appeal for some things, but others they’ll lure you in with shape that would look GORGEOUS with curves and then bam…everyone has to see your M&S bra

@PeakyOswald Both in rent and SOULS

Perhaps we have massively overhyped TV chefs. It might be a sign that we need to avoid handing them god-like popularity on the basis of good cooking.

@botzarelli Sleep pods are the design of sociopaths without loved ones

@David6332120488 They were insane

@SCirclesBack I really recommend reading about the early ones. There is like 500 years of war, amazing pageantry, loads of cool facts about how England and other parts of the nation were formed. All very cool, at least I think so.

This was very nearly my own parents back in 1997, while they were expecting me. My heart aches for this couple. Termination options are often mentioned when the choice feels impossible, leaving parents vulnerable to any and all advice:

@hmgillow What was it about them specifically? I know very little and to be honest I’m a bit shocked that a third party is used for military recruitment.