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@rizzaura

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philosopher / comedian

Joined December 2022
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@rizzaura
Black Socrates
29 days
“SHEESH!!! Never picked a side just a fan of the CRAFT it’s always LOVE over here🫡 👑”.
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Predict Bron's tweet listening to the new Drake track.
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Black Socrates
2 months
@imevilig Touch grass.
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@big_business_ This would’ve been me
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28 days
Draymond in the cut at the next Rubin party
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1 month
@LowKeyUHTN Oh no they had Charleston white on they’re cancelled now
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29 days
Follow ya boy I follow back 💯 #StriveForGreatness.
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8 months
Be attractive and have a psychotic episode on an airplane and your life changes for the better. I’m jealous.
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8 months
Went from freaking out on a plane to flying one. 😂🤣
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@yungmtngoat He jerked off to build endurance it’s not your fault.
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8 months
@big_business_ League treating them like an aau team.
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8 months
@big_business_ Men, you can accomplish this and still get cheated on.
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2 months
@MrBackDoorAny1 It’s a shame a generation athlete like him would let his bitch call him ugly and he still simpin over her.
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8 months
@FanMahome L + corny + ratio.
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4 months
@big_business_ Too busy comparing themselves to the scammers flexing on the gram.
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9 months
@CuffsTheLegend Ay Lebron keep the family away.
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1 month
Niggas be named harry and be bald.
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7 months
Whatever they saying Kyle Filipowski girlfriend did she did that shit look into those eyes #DebateNight
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2 months
@big_business_ *levitating to outerspace* starting to see spaceships on rosecrans.
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15 days
@lnbshr Gotta hit em with this
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Black Socrates
8 months
@hashy_larry His first post back.
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2 months
@big_business_ 80 pointers like a Kobe game.
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10 months
@ryenarussillo “I’m just locked in on jokic for mvp at this point. I just am. He’s just that good. 34 9 & 10 just doesn’t move me especially when you look at the advanced stuff”.
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Black Socrates
6 months
@WSGADLIBS @Reese10Angel That’s what u get for that goofy ass tweet lol.
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8 months
@Phil_Lewis_ That shit actually cursed.
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2 months
@big_business_ Giannis outmeating him.
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Black Socrates
30 days
@Kameron_Hay Super Bowl runs don’t present themselves often either.
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1 year
@PodcastPShow @big_business_ Thats exactly what they said happened? Lol.
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2 months
This like squeezing all the toothpaste out the tube and then trying to put it back in.
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2 months
Yall might as well put her in a monkey costume and throw bananas at her.
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2 months
We've already asked our boss if we can frame these in the practice facility
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2 months
@2xrookie @MrBackDoorAny1 U prob a simp too.
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1 year
@heykayadams kay i LOVE you, but respectfully, no one wants to hear from daniel jones.
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4 months
@big_business_ Facts. Gotta step outside and touch grass and tell that girl at the coffee shop that you like her outfit.
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9 months
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22 days
@big_business_ That live reaction to the not like us drop hit like crack.
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1 month
@big_business_ When she told me to spit in her mouth.
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6 months
@wobblymami I’d hit even though you’re racist.
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Black Socrates
10 months
@KFCBarstool im BAFFLED that you think you think you made a point because you typed baffled in all caps.
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1 month
@MrBackDoorAny1 Nah that’s some real OG shit. Gotta humble these lil niggas.
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5 months
@PranavSriraman It’s not that deep buddy.
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1 month
@kirkminshow @stoolpresidente @_willcompton Make sure Kirk knows that “Gay J Hawk” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this app and I have a high tolerance for funny.
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Black Socrates
9 months
@CuffsTheLegend I don’t think the nigga that rebutted a slave bar and turned the boy into a colonizer with a whole verse really needed twitter for his bars that’s just me tho.
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Black Socrates
3 months
She’s got 1st team all nba talent #Election2024.
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Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Abby Phillip
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15 days
@lnbshr Fuck with me and I’ll level you up queen no cap.
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7 months
@abolishcxps God forbid a shooter shoots his shot (as long as said shooter isn’t weird about it).
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2 months
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3 months
ironically bad bitches are usually retarded so this isn't a surprise to me.
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Not being a retard.
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Black Socrates
7 months
@ladidaix @Phil_Lewis_ You lose rights and liberties when you break the law.
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3 months
@big_business_ She said “go” bro don’t gas it.
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2 months
@Al_Peeair Your GNX review was dog shit and disingenuous. You seem like a cornball brother.
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4 months
@SportsSphereFF @SharpFootball Clearly tipped dudes an idiot.
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8 months
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therealjalenwilliams
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@Okstate27 I’m a 23 year old millionaire, no shame here brother, and yall are watching the reposts…do you have an ounce of shame ?.
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3 months
@big_business_ One of the most underrated stars of this era. That milky aura is special.
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1 year
@big_business_ Coping on live tv lol. Yikes.
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Black Socrates
10 months
@Unnnnnnnnck Go back to the old pic nigga.
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8 months
@lnbshr That nigga was sabotaging no question.
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10 months
@KFCBarstool "my opinion is a fact" 😂.
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2 months
@2xrookie @MrBackDoorAny1 I’m a fan I just want better for bro but a simp gonna stand with a simp I get it lil nigga.
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Black Socrates
7 months
Can we just do a software reset on the government and start over #Debates2024.
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Black Socrates
28 days
Hassan Whiteside’s Snapchat run fed families.
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tbf you can’t mistreat this guy
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Black Socrates
4 months
kayla nicole going on a podcast tour off the strength of the kelce swift stimmy is pretty funny and shameless.
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9 months
@Joshimpressions @CoachKarl22 I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Coach deserves the disrespect tho he’s corny.
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1 month
@MikeAdxx Dude said “it’s only big d and it’s video proof” in a rap battle what u expect.
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9 months
@fooleion1 Exact type nigga they talk about when they say scaring the hoes.
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2 months
@hanamymood What the fuck.
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7 months
@RachTaughtYou It’s not that deep sis.
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9 months
@JonesOnTheNBA He didn’t even give a tip he said u sound retarded in a respectful way.
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2 months
Brock purdy is basically Kenny Pickett.
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2 months
@lnbshr I need to see him get fanum taxed.
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2 months
@MrBackDoorAny1 Nobody respects a mixed nigga with a white dad let’s be real man. Imagine having a cracker daddy named “Peter” 🤣 😭.
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6 months
@Bgmegamanzero1 i agree but the person causing this stir is, to my understanding, actually a biological woman.
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6 months
@lnbshr as a man who chooses not to partake in that i feel validated.
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5 months
@heoffthatleen 2006 Kobe bryant.
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1 year
@abolishcxps heat own the celtics.
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3 months
@sonii @Valkyrae What’s “really disturbing” about this? U sound like a bitch bro.
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5 months
@MikeAdxx He was talking about niggas like you 😭.
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10 months
@GuruLakers No way you thought that was deep 🤣.
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9 months
@JonesOnTheNBA “Haha! Brian from sig ep is on my side! The woke mob can’t faze me!”.
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Black Socrates
30 days
@Runnin4Jesus24 @Kameron_Hay Point is, they’re objectively one of the best teams in the league and resting for a potential Super Bowl run is more important than a pointless game.
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Black Socrates
25 days
Tweeting this 3 minutes after calling Dwight Howard a sensitive big man is unbelievably ironic 😂.
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@TheHateCentral Celtic shaq had four rings while u was cheering in your moms basement.
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Black Socrates
9 months
@AshNicoleMoss @KevinOConnorNBA He won’t admit it but Kevin paid my college tuition out of the kindness of his heart. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
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@rizzaura
Black Socrates
5 months
Very weird people on this app.
@talleyberrybaby
Grip Skylark 💕✨
5 months
James Earl Jones wouldn’t have spit on a black woman if she was ablaze BUT he did voice/act a lot of characters that were important to my childhood so idk Thanks Mufasa. Rest Okay, I guess.
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Black Socrates
8 months
Just a reminder that Kyle kuzma wanted to build something special with the wizards instead of get traded to the mavs.
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2 months
@Zvbear 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽.
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Black Socrates
8 months
Yall are weird and unwell. Imagine publicly speculating on the lives of people who have no idea you exist.
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18 days
@big_business_ Bruh he’ll fire reddick hire John stockton and make him start Barron trump at the 4.
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8 months
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@CWilliamson44
Chris Williamson
8 months
For those at Fever availability today, did anybody ask questions about Aliyah Boston not making the roster ?.
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Black Socrates
2 months
@big_business_ Streets need a Camron album.
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2 months
@lnbshr That crakkker had it coming.
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Black Socrates
1 year
@TaylorRooks make a wish gift.
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5 months
@JoeBudden You sounded retarded gang.
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