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Chasing greatness, one tweet at a time • 43589

Theatre Of Realities

Joined February 2023

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@rivondave

9 months

20 Unforgettable EPL 2023/24 moments. (A thread 🧵)

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United fans, what are your thoughts on mazraoui so far?

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5️⃣ Tottenham celebrating after they won the league in September vs Sheffield .

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4️⃣ Solanke celebrating with Uchiha Obito's mask after scoring vs Brentford

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7️⃣ Sterling cooking Walker, Doku and Rodri.

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1️⃣2️⃣ Roy Hodgson's reaction😂.

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1️⃣5️⃣ Palmer listening to City's tactics.

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1️⃣ Ben White nutmegs Doku.

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3️⃣ Saka limping after a stinker.

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8️⃣ Palmer snake bite dribble on Dalot.

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2️⃣ Garnacho owning Recce James.

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6️⃣ Trent and Madison chatting in the tunnel.

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9️⃣ Doku and Anthony having a scuffle.

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1️⃣3️⃣ Palmer, Jackson and Noni fighting for a penalty.

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1️⃣6️⃣ Guardiola's reaction to what should've been Son's supposed equaliser.

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@FCBMNM1 If yamal went through what Ronaldo went through, he would be hawking bread on the streets of Morroco.

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1️⃣9️⃣ Klopp chanting for Liverpool's new manager "Arne Slot".

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Kobbie Mainoo insane goal catalogue for Manchester United 😱. (A short thread 🧵)

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Mention one thing that will 100% happen in this game

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2️⃣0️⃣ Lastly, Manchester City lifting the EPL for the 4th time IN-A-ROW.

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1️⃣4️⃣ What Manchester United does to a man.

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🔟 A ranking of 3 promising midfielders at the start of the season, turned out wrong at the end

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Name that footballer that has won these 2 trophies.#UCL #UEL

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@Carrington_FCB Suarez?.Neymar?.Rakitic? . "Your DNA is building and not buying"🤡.

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1️⃣8️⃣ Rasmus Højlund first EPL goal .

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1️⃣7️⃣ Klopp and Salah argument 💔.

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F**k it!. Tell Toni kroos or Kevin DeBruyne to recreate this

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Painful Football Errors. (A Thread 🧵)

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These football moments will give you nostalgia. (A thread 🧵)

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1️⃣1️⃣ Ben White bringing the heat before Son's penalty .

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One day, football would come together to appreciate Bruno Fernandes and give him his flowers. What a maestro ✨

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@gagas You cooked me by saying "Ariana Grande's ex 😭" again.

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@cfcnazicalv2 Rare L from Nazical.

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@CFC_Janty When bantering, we should understand that football players and their families are humans like us too.

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End of thread, like, comment, retweet and follow @rivondave for more footy contents like this. ✋🏻😊

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@nocontextfooty Scott Mctominay.Jude Bellingham.

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Manchester United fans, watch this clip and tell me why you won't agree with Jamie Carragher. And pls don't bring the "he never won the EPL gimmick"

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@TrollFootball Stop bringing politics into football . Stop bringing politics into football . Stop bringing politics into football.

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Marcus Rashford doesn't get enough praise for his Freekick abilities. Top 5 Marcus Rashford's Freekick, the last one will shock you . (A Short Thread 🧵)

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9 months

Bias aside, is there anyone with a better first touch than Dimitar Berbatov?.

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@Nobuxa 5'7 ain't that tall tho lol.

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@Afc_Duloh Why would anyone want to sign the next Martinelli.

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@TheEuropeanLad So we gonna see a fight, right?

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Build your perfect Man Utd front three

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@nocontextfooty This is what AURA looks like, not that Emirates stadium gimmick.

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@UTDTrey Ppl need to stop using only G/A to rate players. Someone could score a goal by mistake fgs!.

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I am yet to see a better counter attack than this. 👇🏻. Ole's man united is simply the best team in the world at "counter-attack".

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@nocontextfooty Context; Maldini has rizz.

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@TheEuropeanLad Yeah, with 115 cbarges.

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🔟 times footballers celebrated against their former clubs. (A thread 🧵)

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Name a better U21 winger than Alejandro Garnacho and I'll give you my acct

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@UtdEIIis I used to take you seriously before.

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My single ass is always ready to comment "I got no partner" the moment I see any partner-related tweet 😂.

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@UtdFaithfuls I still can't phantom how our RB is the one making the run after a kick off.

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@TKO_Tamil88 Are you aware he just got Burnley relegated?.

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@nocontextfooty We all know 3peat wouldn't have happened without Ronaldo, so drop this agenda.

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@Carrington_FCB But you signed them.

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It's hard to concentrate on other things when you got a delivery 📦 on the way to you.

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@ferupity Damn, we need to call for meeting, bro made a stupid ass mistake.

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First Goals Of Every Current United Squad Member. From Luke Shaw to Mainoo 🔥. A Thread ⚽ 🧵

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24 year old man be tweeting "how to be a millionaire by 25" just give up bro, it's a lost cause 😂.

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Life Status: Locked in 🔐.

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Does your payout make any big difference in your financial life or it's another day in the market?.

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BBL should be abolished!.

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@nocontextfooty This is embarrassing, considering he's the president of la liga.

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@aristo_66 Don't escape reality, face it.

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Everything you can imagine is real.

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@Carrington_FCB "Pedri"?."Araujo".

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I'll rather fail with honour than succeed with fraud.

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Drugs do not ruin your career drug tests do.

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Lately I've realised that the smallest minds always come with the biggest mouths.

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A good woman pays off, a childish woman costs you.

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Learn to look past physical and material things of people, then you'll see who they really are.

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Good morning 🌄🌻.

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Stop making relationships about sex.Stop making relationships about sex.Stop making relationships about sex.Stop making relationships about sex.

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Which year improved your financial status the most?.

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Payout hit 🎉, God did 🙏.

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I like when girls are respectful and polite, it makes them much more beautiful.

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Why do you all cook introverts? Statying at home 24/7 is actually peaceful and less expensive.

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If I wanna show you smth in my phone, wait till I find it, don't come and shook your head in my phone.

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If thinking about something is making you sad, depressed or anxious, stop thinking about it.

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Another day for positive vibes.

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Do introverts like prison?.

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It's impossible to be sad when you're happy.

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Nothing better than watching your prayers become a reality.

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@FabrizioRomano Turning the EPL into a league of bald mangers gradually.

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United fans, would you trade Garnacho for Rodrygo ?

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The first woman you should make proud is the one who raised you.

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@TheEuropeanLad Only premier League fans understand why Xhaka is smiling.

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Seeing parents get older makes us anxious.

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Those who can't change their mind, cannot change anything.

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What if every citizen has a tax they pay to the government that would be used specifically to pay doctors and buy medical equipments. Such that, no one ever has to pay for healthcare again. .

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@UTDTrey Arteta booking an appointment to go bald on the opening day of the season, I'll will be there.

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