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I'm glad my ex cheated on me, my new life cool as hell ππ
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Nothing tops this.
Genuinely my fav thing in the world at the moment is those unexpected exits on tiktok.
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what do men actually want?.
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When she thinks she can hurt me. But I experienced this
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Ngolo Kante won us the 2021 UCL not Kai Havertz. A thread
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being a Cole Palmer fanβ¦
whatβs your biggest flex?.
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They mocked us , they told us Brighton scammed us , but the light is shinning ever brighter rn on Cucurella and Caicedo, gems π
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Nicholas Jackson has more G/A in 8 games than last season; he's improved massively.
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π¨Mr beast - Whoβs the best player in the Premier League right now . Ronaldo - For me currently itβs Cole palmer, his consistency is crazy.
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I will NEVER forget this Cole Palmer panenkaβ¦. Some player.
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update: he just scored his 2nd European goal for Chelsea.
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Palmer (22).Jackson (23).Colwill (21) .Madueke (22).Caicedo (22).R.Lavia (20).R. James (24). We are set for life.
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Liverpool, be afraid; we are coming for you."
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Look at the names in the jerseys behind him, thatβs his level not βGarnachoβ.
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Itβs not Enzo or Lavia π«. Itβs Enzo and Lavia β
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This version of Neto is back, itβs over for every team and Madueke
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You paid Β£70m for Kai fcking Havertzπ.
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Fun fact: Cole Palmer has won more individual awards in one season than Saka in his whole career
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βOi, was this even a debate? πβ
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JoΓ£o FΓ©lix has just followed Chelsea on Instagram π³π³
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Chelsea's Premier League top scorers in one picture, an insane duo.
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10 ICONIC MOMENTS of Chelsea under Roman Abramovich Era. A Thread π§΅
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Hazard has played 7 seasons in the Premier League, this is already Saka's 7th season in the Premier League.
Bukayo Saka is 60 G/A away from overtaking Hazards PL tally and heβs only 23 years old .
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Itβs not Enzo & Caicedo or Lavia & Caicedo π«. Itβs Enzo, Caicedo and Lavia β
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Eden Hazard was compared to Messi and Ronaldo is his prime. Mo Salah was and is still being compared to Eden Hazard in his prime.
Chelsea fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you Hazard is better than Salah because he used to twerk on the touchline.
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without saying drugs or alcohol. what is the best way to escape reality?.
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Been there, done that.
A Bukayo Saka hat trick.
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What do men actually want??.
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you canβt deny you are not seeing it too π«΅πΎ
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If you're having a bad day, watch this match highlight π€
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This is the most talent weβve had on one team since MSN.
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Nicolas Jackson has now surpassed Kai Havertz's total EPL goals tally of 19 in 68 less appearances.
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Thank God for Technology. "Palmer didnβt even touch the ball"π€‘.
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Wake me up when Saka scores a goal as good as this .
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Jackson Β£32m vs Β£85m Darwin Nunez. If I speak.
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C.Palmer: 11 G/A.C.Nkunku: 10 G/A.N.Jackson: 8 G/A.N. Madueke: 4 G/A.J.FΓ©lix: 4G/A.M. Mudryk: 4 G/A.P.Neto: 4G/A.J.Sancho 3G/A. This season is going to be so fun.
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What year did you start watching football? Iβll start 2020!.
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To just have another trophy less season π
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Are we still going to act like this is normalπ€―
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It's crazy how Nkunku is our top scorer yet he doesn't start for us in the Premier League.
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Just imagined Salah attempting this and burst out laughingππ
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Palmer has been doing it since Saka was doing LB shifts
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Enzo Fernandez passing ability isnβt talked about enough.
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Media one season wonder. The real one season wonder.
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Cole Palmer is just 3 goals behind Martin Γdegaardβs total EPL tally, despite having made 67 fewer appearances.".
βPalmer is better odegardβ. Palmer is good no shade, but better than odegard ? Nah !
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Cole palmer is averaging an award in every 7 games he plays for Chelsea, read it again.
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Nobody said that
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Still One of the most INSANE performances Iβve ever seen.
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Chelsea are making a return. Thank you Enzo Maresca π.
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We need more β100m flopsβ signings like this.
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F*ck ego, Iβm following every Chelsea fan that likes and replies to this tweet.ππ. Must FB!
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Suddenly nobody talks about Enzo and caicedo prices anymore. π
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I just imagined Salah attempting this and burst out laughing πππ
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Pochettino after 6 games last season vs Maresca after 6 games π
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Men are PURPOSELY staying single because women AREN'T women ANYMORE.
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Chelseaβs team A and team B going aura for aura
what even is "aura for aura" ?.
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Flirting with the chubby girl at the gym is like buying bitcoin in 2009.
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Chelsea have scored 61 goals already this seasonβ¦This man is INSANE
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Are men supposed to pay every time yβall go out??.
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G.Jesus - 0 g/a .Zirkzee - 2 g/a.Hojlund - 1 g/a.Nunez - 3 g/a.Havertz - 5 g/a. Jackson whoβs labelled as a βflop β on 10 g/a in the PL this season π€«
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A Levi Colwill bullet header at Anfield would do things to me.
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