“a minha filha pode só ter um coração mas tu tens 206 ossos e eu tenho a tua morada” lembro-me tão bem do meu pai ter mandado esta piada no carro quando tavamos a levar o meu ex a casa
eu e a minha irmã tavamos sempre a fazer isso, e era sempre tipo às 2/3 da manhã, ficávamos sempre a rir como o caralho porque não podíamos fazer barulho mas só fazíamos merda
me proudly telling my mum that i’m not attached to anyone anymore knowing damn well that when my boyfriend walked out the door of my building ⟟ feel like crying my heart out 🤡
i wanna be the one you think about at night, and i wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for, you know that i adore that even when you’re bored i’d buy you anything and everything i can’t afford
dude this genuinely so sad, ⟟ can’t believe that this is happening, the willow project is complete shit and you support it and think they should go further with it you are ⏃ complete monster
the first was on the beginning of the class and the second one is at the end, im almost finished!! ⟟ just need to do the 3rd part of the sky and the elephant’s legs!
tao a ver aquele meme de tipo “quando dizes ao teu pai que gostas de uma cena e ele compra mil” eu disse ao meu pai que gostava de pêssegos paraguai e ele agora compra-me DOIS SACOS TODAS AS SEMANAS
⟟ wish ⟟ could stay with him forever, ⟟ wish he never had to leave. ⟟ love him, ⟟ need him. he’s the sweetest person alive and he makes me feel like ⏃ princess every day, he’s magical, he’s beyond words. thank you for loving me <3
adoro a bea men, ela é tão fofinha, ela manda-me aqueles tik toks do tipo “me & that girl bla bla bla” e mete sempre um *them ou *person, ELA É TÃO FOFINHA MEN
(exemplo)
sometimes ⟟ get that thought “hey, maybe having ⏃ kid when i’m older with the person ⟟ love doesn’t sound so bad” then there’s ⏃ stupid mf crying at the supermarket and i’m like, “no never mind” 😀