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@nicycle
I am chronically confused by people who make signs informing you what they don't want you to do rather than just, you know, altering the built environment so the thing they don't want doesn't happen.
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@bossykashian
@sanpabloavenue
Why, if a person works hard and wants to live in a studio apartment, should they not be able to do that *anywhere*
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I'm riding my bike from International Falls MN to Tower MN on Monday. I expect it it be between -20° and -5° F. I hope to finish before sunrise on Tuesday if luck is on my side.
You can follow along here:
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Once a tourist in downtown asked me where they could get a phone charger because the target was closed. "I mean, what kind of Target closes at 6?" they asked.
I have never lived down the shame.
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I have lived here less than 60 days and I'm wondering what our current plans to make Hiawatha disappear are.
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TIL Midway St Paul is literally named that because you're "midway" from one downtown to the other.
St Paul is truly doing the most to keep itself boring.
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When the internet accidentally invents Chicago
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Happy How-Big-Does-My-Street-Need-To-Be day for those who celebrate
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@violanorth
-targeting POC businesses
-burning Minneapolis’ staple cultural centers
-leaving coors light everywhere
I don’t know what more proof they need.
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We once were a city. A proper city.
Midtown Greenway Trail Opening
Date: 2000
Source: Hennepin County Library
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My kingdom for a "friends don't let friends turn left into the co-op" graphic tee
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Listening to Sgt. Anna Hedberg talk about residents of Minneapolis as sex offenders and drug users has brought up some shit for me.
For a moment I was like, ok Bob Kroll is gonna hide behind his normal friends. But never have I felt more "get the fuck out of my city" than when Sgt. Anna Hedberg talks about the dangers of grocery shopping in Minneapolis with her "two beautiful little girls."
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The best way to protect your bike from theft is to eliminate poverty in your city.
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Just waved goodbye to a car I bought 6 years ago for $1200 that hasn't run in a year. Got handed a $400 check. So I rented a car for $800 for 5 years?
Make it make sense.
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I have sat through entirely too many public meetings but my favorite moment is still when the public works staff had to explain how people could bike "literally on any street that wasn't posted as a highway*" to a city council member.
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Today is a good day to lock down your Twitter account and run for Park Board Commissioner.
(But shhhhh it's a secret until noon)
#WearItWellWednesday
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Where is the most boring, dead restaurant/bar in Downtown? I need to post up with a bunch of zoning nerds and a white board without ruining the vibes.
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Luck, dear reader, was not on my side
I'm riding my bike from International Falls MN to Tower MN on Monday. I expect it it be between -20° and -5° F. I hope to finish before sunrise on Tuesday if luck is on my side.
You can follow along here:
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To everyone complaining about the lines at the convention center I want to remind you that it doesn't have to be like this.
We could have testing sites at every Walgreens, at every Holiday.
Healthcare is a human right and our response to COVID-19 is a policy failure.
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When your old husky is sick so you bring him to a place of comfort
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Two of the things I love about Minneapolis are our abundant parks and our civically engaged neighbors.
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Am I getting old or is a ticketed block party not a block party
You know who you are
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It was me. I took the studs off before False Spring was over.
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"I made you a pancake that's a bike with a flat tire" - Dad
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It's been a very hard day for those of us who enjoy dunking on Saint Paul
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Riding by myself I’m always at least a little afraid.
Of being hit by a driver who leaves me to die.
Of being harassed or assaulted.
While we’re all going solo, think about how abundantly more shitty it is to be a rider who’s black or trans or female out on the roads alone.
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I've been seeing my therapist for a year and a half and none of that would have been possible if
1) I didn't make over $45k a year
2) I wasn't salaried/worked 9-5
3) I couldn't "work from home"
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Mr Bandit wants Superintendent Graff to meet
@MFT59
at the bargaining table so he can stop wearing this shirt.
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The sidewalks are an adventure right now, make sure you bring a friend
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Asked my credit union if I could get an auto loan for a new bike. No.
Asked if I could get an auto loan for a new car and just spend it on a new bike. They did not chuckle.
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I personally believe every new Minneapolitan should receive a complimentary street car map.
Minneapolis streetcar track map, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Date: 1930
Source: Minnesota Streetcar Museum
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Wait if DID has hand-push pedestrian snow blowers why can't we have our municipal shoveling pilot?!
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@_MarkSutcliffe
Ope don't mind me sliding in with a bouquet to top off my week's worth of groceries. Thanks, bike trails!
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MAK saying she supports protected bike lanes but not transit priority is why we say Bike Lanes Are White Lanes.
We are designing racism into our built environment.
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Cancer sucks. It just fucking sucks.
One friend just finished their last round of chemo while another made the decision to not seek more treatment and left us yesterday.
Nothing about it is fair.
I don't have anything uplifting to say, just be kind to each other.
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Enjoyed biking to this campsite with my friends this weekend - 35°/28° F, ask me anything
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Applications for the Rainville Cup roster are now open
In an effort to reduce street racing in the Mill District
@MplsWard3
just created 2 race circuits on our city streets.
Congratulations Mike!
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Something that we do not talk about enough that we should talk about: it really hurts losing friendships.
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I sometimes wonder if the people who casually discard chicken bones on the sidewalk have ever had their hand all the way down a dog's throat.
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Cheesin' because busses are great, AC is great, this dorky light-up helmet is great.
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Highlight of SLP council meeting was when their transpo engineer explained that bikers have the legal right to take the lane "even down Minnetonka Boulevard" to gasps from the dais.
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My bike path is plowed
It's not pleasant on the eyes
The flakes are daggers
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Who has recovered from work burnout without leaving their job? Plz halp.
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We are not, dear reader.
@_AudreyKennedy
Get used to it. The biking and developer groups are now talking about pushing for single side parking year round to discourage automobiles.
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Very cool to have "done the right thing" and now face an unexpected $1000 bill. Great system we have here.
I'm not saying you shouldn't get a mammogram I'm just saying so far it's the worst experience of my life.
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@MindyMcGinnis
@mollymcghee
Only the household? Don't forget your neighbors!
(Neighbors are everyone who lives between you and town, of course)
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Only a crazy person would bike on these roads but riding my bike keeps me sane so I'm changing the roads.
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OTG at 9:38am:
"At least a hundred cops have blocked off roughly Cedar to 13th on the Greenway to clear an encampment. Based on what I saw, this was well planned out but kept secret."
At this time there are no reporters visibly on the ground.
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If you haven't raced your bicycle hard enough to blow out your zipper have you really lived?
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Hey Twin Cities, if you can't afford a totaled car don't drive right now 🤞
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Railroad Crossing at HiLake seems broken, so folks are getting creative
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When they tell you about adopting a dog, they do not tell you how his little snores sound just as perfect a decade later.
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ATTENTION
It is my 11th Gotcha Day. You may send presents to my hoomans. Only edible gifts at this time please.
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The owner of my company will tell my peers I'm the best at what I do and they should be like me while I have the national suicide hotline number taped to my monitor.
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Direct deposit: + $1400
Me to my checking account: well hello there, fourteen hundred and eighty three dollars.
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End of an era, Common Roots is closing.
My first memory there is of me ordering a bagel with a high school crush. You?
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Men who present other people's ideas as your own, why do you do this?
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Getting the word out about the Hennepin Avenue Reconstruction for the fine folks at
@hennepin4people
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Haven't been riding the bus lately because I'm time poor, but it's a beautiful day and my dog is maybe dying? so here's a little treat for me
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@TheOddestThing
@stribrooks
What if I told you that the crime you're not seeing is being committed by your neighbors against my neighbors.
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A drinking game where we shoot Pamplemousse LaCroix every time he says Let Me Be Clear
The recklessness and callous disregard for residents in our city last night put a damper on a weekend that should otherwise be celebrated. This conduct should not be acceptable in any city — and let me be clear, it won’t be tolerated here.
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I'm not saying you shouldn't get a mammogram I'm just saying so far it's the worst experience of my life.
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@savesummitave
I love this account. It's rare to watch such a spectacular meltdown with this kind of regularity.
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We'll take a 22 hour bus lane if you really want parking at only 2am
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
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@TinWhiskersBrew
@WDNeumann
@blacksheeppizza
@SawatdeeThaiMN
Everybody thinks the bikeway should be on someone else’s street.
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Is my favorite gyro place close by? No
But is it authentic? Also no.
But is it on the route of that group ride I always bonk on? Yes.
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I'm still waiting for my 34th street bridge across the river, hbu
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