#YouTubeMusic #GooglePlayMusic thanks for telling me I have to move my music to #YouTubeMusic as you are closing #GooglePlayMusic but no thanks for not letting me and many others listen to their music with the screen off without paying £9.99 a month for the privilege. Well done.

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@mattyharlow yep she does that.

@mattyharlow is in the house or is she helping with your bike.

RT @TheTweetOfGod: Being human is hard. I feel bad for you guys. Not bad enough, obviously, but bad.

RT @jimmycarr: So David Dimbleby’s got a tattoo of a scorpion. What next? Ann Widdecombe getting a vajazzle?

RT @JeremyClarkson: My dinner date with May has gone wrong http://t.co/bx3yhCYYp5

@mattyharlow I can't do this weekend. Do the next?

@SueMapes just finished I think. 10:15.

RT @jimmycarr: 1923 the Walt Disney company is founded. For a Mickey Mouse company it's done pretty well.

RT @JamesAndrewEden: @Reddingpower love this pic. I wouldn't mind a retweet haha. http://t.co/gw1qGmmRVx

RT @jimmycarr: David Cameron said recently ‘Profit is not a dirty word’. No it’s not, Dave. You’re thinking of ‘pissflaps’.

@kearl1973 wot time then.

snax gone. day has gone to pot. got a funny feeling my tea is gonna be cold to tonite..................time for a nice cup of tea me thinks.

@GadgetPolly thats nice i'm sitting here eating "frazzles" @work. it don't get much better than this.

my first tweet hello everyone