Dame had a season ended surgery in January and still played the same amount of regular season games (29) and won the same amount of play off games (0) as a perfectly healthy Kyrie Irving LMFAO 💀
Bringing up his kids is nasty work, not to mention there’s no such thing as a former addict. As a sober addict with child whose mother I’m no longer with (as well as a real life chef lol), shut the fuck up.
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Dame got his first triple double against Westbrook.
Dame hit two from the literal logo.
Ariza is everything we hoped for.
Blazers are winning.
I have a frozen pizza in the oven.
If you’re leaving the house today and got the scratch to spare, support your local restaurants. An ice storm in the middle of the already slow season is crushing our industry. Restaurants aren’t gonna make it to the other side of this thing without your support. Retweet plz 🙏💋
The ONLY taqueria on the planet for me. My favorite restaurant. My favorite meal. The GOAT. The Mecca. This place is a part of who I am. First place I went on payday from my first dishwashing job. A place we’d meet back up before cell phones when we were tryna get weed. Home.
Bruh this Karen came to the truck and asked to speak with “Jojo” because she “got into a fight with him on Instagram” That’s like walking into McDonald’s and asking to speak to Grimace I’m fucking dying 😂😂💀💀
@jojo_pdx
No way I’m reading this right that the greatest Blazer of all time
@Dame_Lillard
wants a long time domestic abuser to coach the
@trailblazers
. I’ll turn in my lifelong Blazers fandom without hesitation. Lotta things bigger than basketball. Still hoping it ain’t true.
There are no words. Damian Lillard forever. Scoot is the new face of the blazers. Fuck Olshey and Dwight Janes for good measure. I pray dame doesn’t go to Miami. I pray we don’t get fleeced. I don’t blame dame or Joe. I blame god.
Man I think this is the first time anyone has written about me for more than like a sentence or two. Very cool. Thanks for the love. Thanks to anyone that has made it in and showed love, too. I don’t know how to feel happy about stuff like this so imma go cook now lol.
We stopped by Tocayo, Portland's pop-up rooftop taqueria from the owner and chef of Palomar, which blends Mexican and Cuban drink culture with food items like tacos, ceviche, elote and more. Also serving dreamy views.
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Loooooootta people gonna be mad at me but it was the right thing to do. For dame as well. He woulda asked out again 1 or 2 years down the road. OR he woulda spent the rest of his prime getting booted in the first round or swept in the third.
FBF to meeting the man himself. He was visibly exhausted and had already talked at the shnitz and done a meet and great for hundreds of people but Vito told him the cooks all were dying to meet him and he was super gracious. Earnestly thanked me when I brought him a pork chop. 😭
WE’VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR BEST RESTAURANT BARS IN THE COUNTRY ALL MY HATERS EAT MY ASS U BETTER HOPE WE DONT WIN THIS SHIT IMMA TAKE INSUFFERABLE TO HITHERTO UNSEEN LEVELS LETS GO ⏳🖕💥
Tipping should be abolished and anything you pay money for in a restaurant should be between 20%-25% more expensive than it is now and that’s objectively true, backed by numbers, and if you disagree you are actively denying reality
I’m such an idiot, man. I been saying “like 3 1/2 years” when asked how long I been sober for a while now 😭
Finally sat down and figured out the exact day, too. 4 years, 8 months and 17 days is fucking CRAZY. Grateful for every day that I get to be the man I’m meant to be.
Formal invitation for any and everyone to bring a date to Palomar. I’ll send out a gift from kitchen, come to the table and ask how your volunteer time at the orphanage has been going, drop a monster condom on the ground for your magnum dong (if you are a person of dong)
Hands down the best tacos in Portland. It’s not close. It never has been. If you think you know of better ones, you’re wrong. Go to Loncheria los mayas. Then @ me and apologize if you thought I was lying.
One year ago the Blazers were eliminated from the playoffs by the Nuggets.
Although they lost Damian Lillard averaged
34.3 points
4.3 rebounds
10.2 assists
46 FG%
45 3P%
66 TS%
One of the greatest Playoff Performances of all-time
Palomar is back in the top 10 for best restaurant bar in the country!!!! We finished top 3 last year but didnt take home the gold. I know in my heart we’re even better than we were last year & now that we’ve made it to the big stage once before I feel like this year is our year🙏
One time in high school I came home after spending like a week at my girlfriends house and when I got home the house was empty and dark and we got evicted and nobody thought to call and tell me. Wild boar Lechon con mojo crunchwrap with fermented jalapeño queso. Tomorrow only.
Palomar isn’t a top 40 restaurant in the city. I aint even gonna get into the politicking, the ethics or lack there of of some places on this list, or the hype cycle ouroborus that is local food media. I’m just gonna keep pushing to be better and better until we’re undeniable.
I been obsessed with this guys videos for weeks then I find out he’s from Astoria. Bro I can not tell you guys how many of these kids I knew growing up, and If I’m keeping it a buck, I was like 1 butterfly flap away from actually being this guy 😭
I have a few colleagues who are applying for
@BravoTopChef
this year, would Yall watch me out cook some fools on tv or what? Let em know and I’ll apply.
So I’m taking a job with “Your Neighborhood Restaurant Group” as chef of Ate-Oh-Ate Burnside! YNRG also owns Laurelhurst market, bigs chicken & reverend’s bbq. Deals have came close to being made several times thru the years, and now finally seemed like the right time and place.
Getting on this list, which amounts to a people’s choice award type vibe is a bigger deal to me than a critic’s list for sure. Thank for the love
@eaterpdx
and thanks to all you people that enjoy my food and mention Palomar to these publications and what not.
Don’t know details yet but the owner of the restaurant just told me that we "shattered" our dining room sales record tonight. For the first time since Covid fucked everything up, I feel like I’m where I should be and living up to the things I want to accomplish. 👹
If I ever tweet out shooting advice to any NBA player, let alone Damian Lamonte Ollie Lillard Sr, please pull my fingernails off with pliers so a can’t tweet until they grow back
An adjustment might be to release the ball a little earlier in his jump, as he'll have more upward velocity and will get a little more leg power on the shot.
Hey I don’t mean to be a bummer or whatever but do u guys think we’re living in a collapsing society on a dying planet cuz I genuinely think we are and that’s fucking crazy and I don’t think there’s anything anyone, even collectively, can do to stop it
If you didn’t say shit about one of these taunts but whipped out the twitter fingers for the other… we can all see you bozos. Racist dickheads aside, I love this from both these girls. Basketball wins.
Lots of small businesses are gonna be closed tomorrow and losing a big Saturday worth of revenue so if anyone felt like going out to eat, tonight is the night. Show love for local restaurants and shit. Also, rib eye fajitas are on the menu. Look how cool I look. Come be like me.
Been sober for 2 years! I’m proud of me and I’m so grateful man. My life ain’t perfect, but I never felt better about it. These two years have taught me so much about myself, and I’ve answered questions I didn’t think I’d ever even have the courage to ask myself. Things are dope.
I just got all my new insurance figured out, got a doctors appointment scheduled for the first time in like 3 yrs, and emailed a handful of therapists about finally getting into therapy for the first time in my life. So that’s what’s up.
We’re opening up Taqueria Tocayo on the Palomar rooftop this Sunday! With as many spots that we’ve seen go under recently, I’m very proud to still be here for a 2nd year of running a restaurant on our roof 4 stories above the restaurant we’re already running. No small feat. 🙏
Need a dishwasher tonight! Down 2 cooks, menu change, and we have 3 big tops. If you like the bear its gonna be just like that. Nows your chance to live your fantasy. Except Im not a hack like that guy and I don’t yell or freak out and it’s gonna go great cuz I’m good at my job
Pulled off my best breakfast burrito of the year right at the buzzer. Marinated steak, griddled onions, hashbrowns, queso Oaxaca, scramble, avocado. Come thru.
It’s finally my fucking Friday. I finally get to see my Tex again. I get to see the return of Damian Lillard tomorrow with all of my best friends. I’m enjoying a DC looking over my beautiful city. Life is bueno man.
If you don’t have a Rudy Fernandaz cut out on the wall of your gmas basement, lower your god damn voice when you speak to me about this franchise and it’s future