@austinsrhea unfortunately the answer is usually Go Outside

@arithmoquine you can tell me i’m too stupid to sell your good ideas

@sgodofsk sending this so she knows i want a hotdog and a beer :)

@katrinadlc also works great if something happens in public that y’all wanna gossip about later and you can just make eye contact and go “keyword 👀” and u know when u get home it’s shit-talking time

@loopholekid did u think i was lying

@girllbossing girlcoded once again ✊😔

@VividVoid_ counter-shush: 🤫

unappreciated banger

@kenthecowboy_ king

@shaggysurvives i think it looks Poorly Staged bc it’s not a normal thing they do

@Knipps i wouldn’t brag if i couldn’t competently follow a twirl!

@shaggysurvives it just looks clumsy. you’re faking the shot anyway why not make it look good

the real infohazard would be learning how good you smell cooking

bikes are such perfect beautiful machines. everybody should touch a bike every once in a while

confession time: i always read it in my head as “chris sake”

RT @rhymeswithvocal: @OneEyedAlpaca @skooookum i know u and i are receiving entire pasta bakes in the fridge weekly. just some “oh i wanted…