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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
Abeg don't enter my dm seeking relationship else you'll seek it alone🙏 Na money I dey find currently no be man🙏 Me sef want to be able to support you financially in the future🙏 Abi sey you don't want ps5 ni
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@NigeriaStories Imagine coming to another man's land to tell him to bow to you, a lot of ment was allowed back in the days mehn
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@celble08 Because the bread's color is more catchy and so entered his eye faster than the key which has a more bland color. Moral: All that glitters is not gold. You gerrit..
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@hharmonyrose Walahi Sapa no dey worry these people, just see the things they're using to compare with each other😂 Awon Omo good governance
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@SamArua_ We ran fire before some guys told us to stop and fight back, that was when we realised it was a setup to stop the protest 💔 I remember these two guys that protected me and wanted to carry me when I couldn't keep up, God bless them wherever they are, they made sure I was okay😭
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
I was at the protest ground at Alausa for days, we slept there overnight till the day of the shooting, a lady I made friends with then told me she had a funny feeling that we shouldn't sleep over on that day, I felt really reluctant and dissappointed in myself as I was leaving
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Balods1 @aprokonurse1 @ClassikBoo There was a man and a woman, the man wanted some water , so he asked the woman to please help him with some, but she felt insulted and told him off, and that happened to be her future husband, but she didn't know at that time. But they're married now with four kids.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@tiana_tinted @instablog9ja The way you're saying rubbish and responding with more rubbish is what's really fascinating. All in the name of sounding "wokely neutral" you lost your sense of morals just to feel accepted. Deep down we both know it's just the confidence you lack, you want to be them.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@David_pattt Imagine if this was said about Igbo soup, you guys would start acting like victimized outcasts that you know Yoruba hates y'all. It's all cruise and bant until the table is turned.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@r4ralx Omo I can't relate, if I no wan reply you I no go reply you with my full chest, everything stays on🙅
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@SamArua_ There was a night a false alarm was raised in same Alausa that all of us ran for our lives, ended up finding out that they paid a guy to stab I think his leg or so, he now came all bloody into our midst and lied that he was being chased by thugs and they were in our midst.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
1 year
@Zero18414130 @ulxma Money buys everything but commonsense because if Elon decides today to only give out blue ticks to those who show traits of wisdom even if little, you won't qualify.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@iDler_adler @AnuoluwapoSisi You know it wouldn't have cost you a thing to pick up your sense before commenting right?
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@jojoLif @AjeboDanny I'm just trying to understand if these are the same people that say on this app that men's feelings are not regarded, and you're disregarding a fellow man's own calling him *weak* and a pussy for showing his, that you won't cry doesn't mean you're better than him
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
4 years
@reserved_icon @Alex_Houseof308 The way I use to prepare ehn. Step 1. Removes earpiece Step 2. Stops music and wraps earpiece around phone Step 3. Adjust bag Step 4. Adjust body Step 5. Adjust face mask and glasses Step 6:..... "Second Rainbow wa o,conductor second Rainbow wa"😂
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@UrcheMan256 @UnclePauly I just rented an apartment with my sister last month, the landlord was very specific about not accepting any Igbo tenant, we didn't ask why but discovered later that it was because the previous tenants were Igbos, they used firewood to cook in a modern kitchen
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Princemudi_ But why are some ladies crying here na, someone told you his preference, he didn't even say others are bad, but here you are digging deep into his word to find oil that is not there. Comprehension has deserted some of you.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@Galadima_Samaru For anyone asking for the summary, he was trying to explain how intelligent a person can look at first glance until they open their mouth, or in his case their hands, and he used himself via this thread as a case study for a realistic explanation on what he meant.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
you people chose to believe it, I cried shamelessly for days, cry every time I see #EndSARS trending, cry because it could have been me. #LekkiMassacre2020 victims and other victims of that day, all I can say is I wish you never ended the day as victims. RIP 😭😭😭
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@faith_imah @daph_doo @kingoluwadara This is not a hookup offer sis, you either donate or keep shut.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
9 months
I just checked the time now. Happy Birthday to me.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
3 years
@AlabiSZN 2019 Easter Sunday,my hallmates contributed money to cook Easter food, myself and my roomie hadn't eaten a day before due to sapa, our stomachs were literally singing. In summary we couldn't contribute. We think say as per Easter dem go pity us. na only our nose chop that day.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Jaiyejejeomo @Ade_dharmola Fortunately for you you'll get married to one one day. Oh how did I forget! One already gave birth to you🤦‍♀️
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@smplysonia_ "if you don't earn it, don't spend it" I'm so happy you paid for it, you don't order for something you can't pay for on a norm, it's a date not a poverty alleviation scheme, well at least you paid, you should be happy at the woman you're becoming, an independent queen I stan🙌
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@tiana_tinted @instablog9ja I guess you skipped social studies in school, cos if not, you'll know that every society is bound by moral code of conducts, and in those society there are cultures, that you're in whatever country you're that tolerates nudity is no excuse to dismiss our moral tolerance here.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
Our last born is currently at the hospital, she sent a message to the group about the payment of the hospital bills and this is what her so called siblings have to say about it😂 I have clowns as siblings walahi, money that they'll still pay😂
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@EllaOfLagos01 Can't lie that I liked any of my teachers throughout my primary and secondary school life, we had mutual hatred for each other till I graduated except for one teacher I had in JSS1. Mrs Bassey, I love you wherever you are, you were the best. Thank you for loving me
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@AliyuAlhassan06 @_misteriouss "Popsy don dey cry" This is all shades of wrong, what kind of attention seeking disorder is she suffering from that would make her chase clout with something as sensitive as this. Somo irankiran koor leleyi bayi🤦‍♀️
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@LostTogetherCda @I_Am_Spring_Day The queen can influence the government It's called a monarchy system for a reason
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Chiamaka_AJ Since her body is a temple, she's actually wrong, cos temples are meant to be opened freely for all and sundry, except she meant temple run, then yes, the guy has to pay for extra lives.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@tolu_phina @nosafk @poshcupcake_1 That's a big lie, Twitter for 'body positivity' is enough evidence to counter this your Stat. I'm a lady, let's not deceive ourselves abeg, most of these ladies do this to seek male validation, we both know this so stop capping abeg.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@Danlamiktn @Wy_dee You don't deserve a wife to begin with
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@rhawpen
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2 years
Happy Birthday to me
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@SimpleTeeh Well at least we now have a new member in the SingleHood Neighbourhood....her loss..our gain More slots are still available for anyone reading this, we accept breakfasts of any kind, our teams are alwaya on ground to collect your tears..
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Mr_Dami_ Mummy Tolu!
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@rhawpen
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1 year
@BolajiParle I guess I'm the only one that sees sense in what she's saying
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Chriske89139433 @David_pattt Like I said, it's all cruise and bant until the table is turned.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Holuwa_skate @hharmonyrose Same here o😂 We that our 21yr old is looking like a 17yr old with a mental age of 35yrs, sey na who get brown teeth he go dey reason, person wey dey reason where he and his family go chop😂
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
I'll never forget this particular guy that told me he was going to Lekki on that day for the protest because of woman, I called his line several times, I was so scared mehn, he finally picked, he left before the shooting started. People lost their lives that day whether or not
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@SenorConfiado @ulxma At least in the future when your kids are accused of abandoning you in your old age, Twitter would come to their rescue and provide this tweet as backup evidence for why they did.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@ruffydfire @emmanueleze961 You people don't understand simple English. Don't advertise your wares🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Advertise your job openings! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ E sure pe e lo school sha???
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@__JAYNETH Imagine now being alone in the house and watching movie on the bed with it... Bliss😍
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@_adrella_ She no reach but he chose her over you, that should tell you something, to him you sef no reach
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
"I've been trying to reach you since, Mojoyin where are you, are you safe???", "I just finished running for my life" ... yeah, I was scared, scared not for me cos I was safe at home, but for the people I left behind and those I couldn't reach their line
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@rhawpen
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2 years
the protest ground with her around 5pm, felt like I was letting my country down by leaving.. Only for me to start getting calls from people I made friends with at the protest about 3hrs later that "please tell me you're not at the protest ground", "please tell me you're home"
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@SilvaS78641009 @Wizarab10 Just imagine!💔💔💔 There are still good people out there both male and female regardless of what relationship Twitter try to project, and I'll end up with one in Jesus name, this your story is encouraging honestly
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@_donyae_ She insulted the whole of Africa, but na Nigerians dey comment section and quotes, you're in soup my dear. In my country we take shifts for misyarns like this, the real vawulence FC's have not woken up from their beauty sleep yet, na people wey dey go work get this first shift😂
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
3 years
@ChampagneYemi Me trying very hard to hold my laugh so as not to seem like a traitor to my gender
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@miladexoxo_ Something like this?
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2 years
@Ovo_himself449 There's a level of shamelessness one would get to that would make even a madman ashamed....this is that level... Awon omo ipabe, awon omo poun bi ibon, aiye ti baje gan o Jesu
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@rhawpen
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3 years
@jayythedope If you ask me that question I'll begin with "I'm a short dark skinned girl with a short afro" before I now start listing hobbies, personality, what I do etc. And get ready because you asked a blank chequed question.. I'll give you epistle because me sef dey ask myself who I be.
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2 years
@mmay__1 @Abba_Jalo You're more to be feared, exalting poverty over common sense, did your religion teach you that progressiveness is a sin and backwardness is a mandate on which ignorant lots like yourself should stand on?
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@slimfitit @UrcheMan256 @UnclePauly True though, it's located in the village of Ijegun in Lagos, and oh, it's actually a three bedroom mud house with toilet and bathroom ensuite, I guess they saw red tiles in the kitchen wall and assumed it to be red mud hence the use of firewood.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@howie_hua @inc051 Summer 1991.... The Owls gathered to take their turn of the day, having waited hours in the shadows for the blasted sun to finish it's fiery dance, but their happiness was to be cut short as a tiny cry pierced the once silent night...... A goat was born
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@rhawpen
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3 years
@bigfaith_123 @JustinUg_ @wizkidayo Which one is adversity again bayi😂😂 The Nigerian in you cannot just let go😂😂😂
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@rhawpen
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4 years
@Almahbuubah_ @renaissancezoee I also implore you and unnecessary people like you who don't add their spit when a lady goes half naked on the timeline,but always sees fit to criticize a virgin's input to keep their filthy unasked mouth shut except anyone so entitled to the information is asking!
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
4 years
@ijacksparo @peteadenuga @iykimo Vendetta koor Veronica ni It is only employers that owe that would be worried about employing him in the future. Imagine if he has family that depends on him and they're doing this shit.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@Kings_Watches @_olaedo_xo Relationship coach isonu 😂
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Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@FindingKan All that remains is for you to sit back and wait for the clients to troop in... Nice ad
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2 years
@MrMekzy_ Na only 100 ₦100 I put inside, e don full already, would be painting this street red soon 😌
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@IkukuomaC @urchilla01 @VictorIsrael_ @_weyimi @Spotlight_Abby @itzz_blitz1 @ChigozieIAlex @Jack_ng01 @akaebube @BigJoeOfLagos @chude__ "I brought electricity company..*pause* all the way from America...*pause* Here for the studies..*pause* And....*pause* All necessary....*pause*....little fundamental things...*pause* Before you put on sewing machine before you start sewing the cloth" Wetin I just hear
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2 years
@dammiedammie35 Hi Hopeful, am Angela but mai frens called me Angel, I also stay in eti osa, saw ur pfp and tot 2 chat u up, I fill shied doing diz bcos am a shai pesin by horoscope, dont no if we can b frens, am 5 fuut, singu nd sashing, nd am lukin 4 a serios rlshp
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2 years
@DavidHundeyin Like I'm trying to figure out how Tinubu and Atiku would even seem like an option to them, Ike no standard at all🤦‍♀️
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@datchuguy Rain mixed with sand.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@Ade_authority Congratulations, I'm so happy for you
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2 years
@Suppy_tweets @David_pattt We agree, now can you agree that you guys are the most tribalistic in Nigeria?
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@talk2veee They said it's because the mother's blood is still on the hair so it can be used for ritual. I won't be cutting any of my children's hair sha, as far as I'm concerned they carry the blood of Jesus
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2 years
@Cj_Kirin2 @garriwhitesoup @Sello_kgokz @Thapz__ It's a compliment actually, if someone calls you that, and "arindin", it means you're a very fine guy
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@PaulJnr @Naija_PR Na so proud people dey talk when they know they're fine "I no reach oh!" yen yen yen
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@slimfitit @UrcheMan256 @UnclePauly Yeah I get, when you have no point to offer again you resort to semantics. We'll all be fine. I sha don't hate you whether you belive it or not.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
Replying dms here feels like pressure. And I'm too lazy to be pressured. Abeg no vex if I no reply you fast. I go still do am again🙏 Blame laziness not me😣
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2 years
@UrcheMan256 @UnclePauly It turned into a court case just so you know, do you think such person in the future would ever accept Igbos as tenants again after that? As much as we want to hide under the "hate" word we should also be asking the question "why". Not everyone hates you for no reason.
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2 years
@chisomloius @SenorConfiado @ulxma My comment was for men with wisdom not boys without.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@emem_umondak This is individualistic not Generation this or that. I'm a Millennial and naturally I can't stand a toxic employer, that you employed me is no excuse to be rude to me, you pay for the work, I work for the money. There's no in-between. I value my mental health abeg.
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2 years
@ahmad_a_tabacco @Wy_dee It would do the world a lot of good if people like you didn't exist.
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Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@jayythedope Can you start adding 'some' women to your tweets. I know it's your tweet but adding specificity won't downplay the message you're trying to pass.
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2 years
@anthonystilldey God I thank you for the kind of sisters you gave to me🙏🙏🙏 No be say we be saint o, but I'm grateful 🙏🙏🙏
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@msniffe They're a lot kind of, so I can't really name them. But I always see them in the gutter when I'm passing by.
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@tobishiyanbola Nah they'll tell you it's good to have options, finding excuses for their lack of control and contentment.
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@rhawpen
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5 years
@Drenarh Hi Ifb
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@rhawpen
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2 years
One day I'll look my age For now I'm 14
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2 years
@thatdammygirlie Add premarital sex to the list. Let them call you mother Mary, or that you're not woke, never succumb to it.
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3 years
@lifeof_rey @theKarenKing Not everyone true, but some of us still prefer guys that hustle legitimately to their counterparts....besides have you met me😪
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@rhawpen
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2 years
@itzareous At least "graphic designers" design stuffs that people can actually wear or use, unlike most of you guys that leave your heads in the clouds and design utopia that no Dev can code.
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1 year
@_oxDrake There's no benefit. Don't marry us.
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1 year
@5peopleke @adannajess @Pain_254 And it is somebody that born this thing God abeg
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@Simply_meil Congratulations 😍 Meanwhile, those of you saying you'll start house hunting tomorrow, hope you get your money for rent sha... I just say make I ask
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2 years
Men that can cook😍😍😍😍😍 If they're now tech bros again, biko just take my finger, the ring is my size baby😩
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2 years
@NigeriaStories Syphilis? Aids? Covid? Oga no fit perform? Madame dey complain of dryness? He dey cure everything, even ebola, just crush one charcoal ogbogbo cleanser, use am morning and night rub for where dey do you and within 3 days e go disappear
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3 years
@obynodegenius @Nifash_ If you start trekking from now,you should get to the abroad in approximately six months to do your own 'six months' after picture😁 So long you take the shortcut at Obalende....
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1 year
This lady here just signed up for premium dragging, we hear of the rude own, but wetin be this abeg? Anyway, I can see my brothers and sisters in the quote and CS already, lemme go and buy cheeseballs and popcorn
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3 years
@DanielRegha @logenfrombtr A whole broda Daniel too don chop snubbing eh God who's safe again bayi😭😭😭😭
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
4 years
@hotbilzz Leonidas o abeg,that man that made me cry that I was begging him to please go back home in the movie. I've watched 300 more than 3 times and for everytime I watch it,I always cry and beg him to please retreat😩 But that aboki no dey always hear me🥺
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2 years
@EniolaCodes "I don't like the way you always swear for me when you're frustrated, is it my fault your code is not working, na me talk say make you be olodo ni..."
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Owopetu Mojoyinola
1 year
@CojoIb @GWR The only record bitter people like yourself break are tape recorders. Find love, you need it.
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@rhawpen
Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@OloriOfOloris We give glory to the Almighty, I mean what would people have said ah!🙆 "Bemi o ba le dupe a je pemi o mo re", 11 months and still bleeding, some of our mates dey inside toilet currently dey cry and pray make dem see this blood, iss nor by our power nor by our might
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Owopetu Mojoyinola
2 years
@chisomloius @SenorConfiado @ulxma *shocked* And by the way I wasn't referring to your profile picture. But thanks for confirming my suspicions, only boys would have thought I was referring to that.
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