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@revenantbyrdie

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A voice says, “Cry!” And I said, “What shall I cry?” All flesh is grass. The grass withers, the flower fades, but the word of our God will stand forever.

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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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Wanting to be a housewife is a trend now but not in in the glorifying God by by homemaking and raising your children way but in the gold digger, wants everything handed to her, entitled way
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FIT CHECK
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That guy who posted something dumb just wants engagement, don’t give in
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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I made cookies with espresso in them.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
Okay I drank all my coffee way too quickly and early today, what do I do now, how do I go on living?
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7 months
Which way western man
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Who's got that one Landshark tweet
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
7 months
Imagine meeting on Big Brother, being the only 2 normal people on your season so everyone hates and evicts u both, going on the Amazing Race together after and winning 1st place $1M, being anti-vax and having 4 kids together. They are the blueprint….what the establishment fears.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Let’s be real, the main reason why so many women are choosing to have a natural home birth is because it’s trendy right now and women are a hive mind. With aesthetic movements such as cottagecore, holistic health and beige baby stuff, it’s become much more popular than before.
@savannahvicario
𝑆𝑎𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎ℎ 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑜🪞🪷🕊
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This is why so many woman are choosing to have a natural, at home birth 🪷 1. 𝑰𝒕’𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒏𝒐𝒕. Your chances of having a smooth and “easy” delivery are higher when you have a home birth. One reason being, there are
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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I literally just post coffee and cute stuff
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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@SWENGDAD
normie macdonald 🇺🇲
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WOMEN: what's your opinion on men who play videogames as a hobby?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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I was giggling the whole time making this
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
Today, my 80 yr old professor spoke about how birth control is contaminating the water and lowering the testosterone and sperm count of animals and men. He was this close 🤏to saying it’s turning the frogs gay
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
Why meeeeeeee God not real wahhhhhhh why doesn’t the world revolve around me wahhhhh
@TotalFootbol
Total Football
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Megan Rapinoe after getting injured in her farewell game just 3 minutes in: "I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, this is proof that there isn't. This is f***ed up."
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11 months
Hmmm
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
The Turkeys by Claude Monet
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
I cant stand how loud and talkative huskies are like please be quite. Learn English or leave this country!!!
@aj_malakai
AJ 
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Currently obsessed with this dog that sounds like it has an Italian accent 😂
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1 year
They are the demographic that hate women the most, this isn’t new.
@NobleQAli
Q. Anthony Ali
1 year
I overheard a gay dude at work refer to a woman co-worker he had smoke with as “scrambled eggs” because she miscarried, that’s when I knew they were different
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
7 months
@saveusculture Are we really supposed to believe that someone with almost 560k followers on here, and who knows how much elsewhere, lives anywhere near the same kind of life as the average person……also��lol
@TejasRanger1836
𝕊𝕖𝕒 ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 ⚓️🏔
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Imagine my shock.
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🧈💛⭐️🌝🌟🐝🌼🐥 Butter and sugar, and an oversized cotton shirt
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The awful millennial humor continues where they just mix childhood memories with swear words.
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I see your 🔄 tarded take and I raise you:
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Isabella Moody
1 year
Your husband is probably gay if he does dishes.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
8 months
“Who has that one insane brown conservative egirl screenshot?”
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Do Not @ Me, PhD
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The brown conservative e girl is always completely insane
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1 month
Why is he posting like me
@bronzeagemantis
Bronze Age Pervert
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I haven’t had carbs in a while and my brain making breds in bakery cafe glow like gold …I want this crounch … “crystal bread” with tomat crushed …and home made chogolate chinp cookie …omg
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I took like 50 photos of the merengue while making it because it looked like heaven
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Thoughts on this?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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My before and after peating transformation
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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Incredibly stylish anchoring, and perfectly sized rug
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Denouncing satanism, repenting of sims and telling all the girls to follow God and to read the Bible, quoting John 3:30 “He must increase, but I must decrease” and I will rewrite all the songs with glorifying lyrics and rereleasing them as “Gods Version”
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You wake up as Taylor Swift, what’s the first thing you’re doing?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
I seriously can never take these videos seriously when they have those expensive nails and false eyelashes on. Do women really think these things are necessary as part of their “maintenance”? It’s funny because they’d look way better without them too.
@StealthQE4
QE Infinity
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This is why inflation needs to be stopped. The Middle Class is barely surviving! How many of you can relate with this single mom?
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AMERICANS EVERYWHER, MY FELLOW PEATERS AND COCA COLA TRUTHERS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Digoxin is also what they use in abortion injections and it causes the baby’s heart to explode. I hate demons so much.
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Nick Mark MD
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This person has the right reaction.
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I don’t get this kind of humor where u take something wholesome and cuss about it
@h0mmelette
joyce
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what the fuck was his deal
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10 most insufferable people on the planet (from most to least): -Terminally online atheists -native Hawaiians -the morbidly obese -stoners -white “Buddhists” -“Witches” -grown men who are really into superheroes -Hoteps -nagging wives -old people who are very mean and cruel
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
First time piping cookies. I don’t own the correct piping tip but the actual Danish butter cookie recipe is perfect.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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Looking into Japanese maple trees…
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
LIKE THIS TWEET and I will assign you ~your very own~ taxidermied rat depending on what your personality is! (This one isn’t a taxidermied rat, it’s just a photo of me.)
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Women are the best at being accidentally racist, just like they’re the best at being accidentally funny. They’re completely oblivious to it.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Everyone should remember that when you compliment a woman’s dish, you are single-handedly keeping her from falling apart
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
I may have overfilled…
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Just grated a chocolate chip like it was a nutmeg. Officially labeling chocolate chip as a spice.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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@BullOfHeaven_ You are gay
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
Good morn
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Youre a warm cozy peasant wearing boots, a hooded cloak, mittens, and a very big scarf. You carry a sack. Inside it are veggies for soup, a loaf, block of cheese, and an apple for dessert. The crisp air turns warm in your lungs and you exhale a vapor of calm. You are almost home.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Much needed white pill tonight. Here’s to all the wonderful men.
@loversinmoon
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when céline sciamma said “do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?” she was talking about this
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
It will go back in the oven for 15 more minutes tomorrow
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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My favorite dish…
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
Me when the 200mg of caffeine from my Celsius starts to kick in
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
This project has taken some trial and error, but I really like how my recipe binder is coming along.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Don’t let ugliness blind you from what is beautiful. Another month on Gods green earth, happy June everyone☀️
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
8 months
We’re oomfies I dont need to get what you’re talking about to like all ur posts We’re oomfies I defend you in w.e internet war u got urself in no matter how dumb We’re oomfies U may be on the other side of the globe but ur always in my prayers
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 month
I wonder how many coffees I’ve posted
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
7 months
This is officially my last snow post until next winter 🤍
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
Completely false, what a ret @rd
@PhysInHistory
Physics In History
6 months
Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares. - Daniel Dennett
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Coff
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
Immaculate vibes, do you get it?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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Juice made with carrots +passion fruit from the garden
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1 year
Really don’t understand why there are adults makes fun of the way children look online. Some of you are really nasty and the internet is rotting your brain.
@kikiscrewedup
Potential Voter ✋
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Dirk’s kids look like those 2050 humans
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
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Me at work after someone walks by and catches me skipping like a child
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
7 months
You want car free town bc u hate cars and you’re a loser, I want car free town because I don’t belong behind the wheel I am going to kill and get locked up. We are not the sam
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
Finally went to a Walmart that carried ground lamb so I was able to make lamb over rice. Don’t text….
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
It should be illegal how happy this makes me. Also I think it’s cool how the cocoa powder makes the marshmallows look roasted.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 month
I outdid myself
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
3 months
I would die for him…. I wish I could be part of his secret service security guard team, sigh….
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Yes, one had 11 children, the other had 13
@mediterraneanAE
Mediterranean Aesthetics
10 months
Did your grandmother had a job?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
Oh….
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Daily coffee post
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
It’s trickier for women but you can easily tell a mans age range by the way he posts.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Several of you need this set
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
Autumn in Swampville, USA 💚🐊🇺🇸
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Telling you to put clothes on is literally a way of protecting you ._.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
It’s simple really… He wants to intimidate the stoners that beg him to sign petitions to legalize weed (he’s literally me)
@funeralpig
wargen
1 year
if Snoopy is such a “good dog” why does he hang around on college campuses wearing dark sunglasses and using an alias?
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
Need a shirt that says “pretty girls for LIFE, the human sacrifices will STOP”
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
3 months
Strawberry Greek yogurt topped with red 40, blue lake and yellow 5, great source of vit 3
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
3 months
Things you did regularly as a child that you most likely never do anymore that help with life longevity: -walking backwards -walking on curbs and edges like it’s a balance beam -skipping -hopping -going up the stairs on all fours
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
I have 5 assignments due in 2 hours so I did this instead
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
Males are complaining about my doll arc, saying the dolls are creepy, my swag “too different”, they’ll kill me.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
You are a warm cozy peasant and you are almost home.
@_miasierra
earth sprite
10 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 month
Why do crunchy people on here only ever focus on beef tallow and never talk about lanolin? It’s like the best thing ever, a much more common, accessible ingredient and doesn’t make u smell…
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Both paws tucked is crazyyyy. She must mean business today
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
Need my own big brained little boy to outsmart me with dumb trolley philosophy banter
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
I’ve narrowed down the animals I want for the sole purpose of looking at them from and enjoying the view - 2 mini donkeys - 5 belted Galloways - (?) Chickens - still working on all the specific kind but I need some Polish chickens -10 sheep, maybe a mix & match
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
3 months
Diary entry #001 06.24.2024 Hotdogs for dindin yesterday. Hotdog for dindin today. Summer in beautiful America.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
The last question on the last assignment he has for us. He’s going out with a bang.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
11 months
Today, my 80 yr old professor spoke about how birth control is contaminating the water and lowering the testosterone and sperm count of animals and men. He was this close 🤏to saying it’s turning the frogs gay
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
10 months
Me to all the mutuals I’ve muted
@poeticalphotos
poetical photos.
10 months
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
5 months
Haven’t morphed in a while. If you’re new here, please don’t be alarmed…
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
6 months
Steven Furtick looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his pink sweater before congregation. Very very disrespectful.
@BlackLabelAdvsr
Jon Elder | Amazon Growth | Private Label
6 months
If your pastor wears a $2,000 sweater to preach on Sundays, find a different church.
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
1 year
“would you still love me if I was a human?”
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꧁ ꜱʜʀᴇᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇꜱ ꧂
2 months
Butter pecan coff….
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