@pathalogicalgal i’m just here to fart around tbh

the way this is in fact what my job is like

we’re saved from the fighting that would happen if travis went to the white house

happy for melissa schemmenti and mister johnson ❤️

@dearreeder donna?

14 years since the most iconic super bowl performance of all time

baby when i met you there was peace unknown i set out to get you with a fine tooth comb

wait edible kicking in i’m over my four hour meltdown 😗✌️

taking an edible and hoping it knocks me out in the next hour

@yoyok_kt 👁️

posting an airplane window photo on your story is so boring and overdone but also maybe i’m just jealous

people used to like superb owls

feel like pure shit just want her back

i was serious btw

@lexhascats i shed a tear thinking about it

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my greatest pet peeve when i’m doing a program and i bring out a snake and the adults are freaking out which makes the kids scared. y’all gotta be more open minded i am obviously not going to bring out an animal that is likely to hurt anyone

i hate when i think i see someone sexy smoking a joint but i get closer and it’s actually a cigarette