Cringe is so hot to me. I got a DM using words like “goonstick” and “wobblemeat” and they were treating me like the dumb autistic dog I am and it made me so fucking weak-
Fuck, I’m supposed to be doing work, but one look at porn ass and I’m fapping and fapping and fapping. God, ass and feet trigger me so hard. One look, and I’m gone.
I-is this normal? I-it’s normal to pump to furry ass right? T-there isn’t anything wrong with me, r-right?
Hey gooners!
How do we feel about like a weekly exposure of all of my furry porn crushes? I’ll simp over each of my porn crushes like once a week. Don’t worry, it’ll be fucking pathetic, so you will all be amused~
J-just one peek on twitter! That’s all I’ll do! Just one look, it’ll be fine.
I’ve been gooning for an hour. It feels too good. A-and then people get into my DMs and send porn ass and make fun of me and now I can’t even fucking stop-
Hey guys! Here to reaffirm that FUCKED UP GOONER KINKS are AWESOME! GET WORSE GET WORSE!
That said, ACTUAL PEDOPHILIA is FUCKED UP AND DISGUSTING. Please do not DM me about that revolting shit. You will be blocked and reported. I am aghast that I need to post about this.
Horny. Needy. Cock stiffens and throbs if I move around in my seat. Can’t help but to have gooning fantasies. My weirder kinks are taking over. Horny. Needy.
//I'm not sending anymore. Feels to bad afterwards, and my IRL Daddy says that he should be the only one using my money. Sorry findoms, but I obey him more than anyone else.
S-sometimes I wonder why I’m so shy to interact in an online space like this. T-then I remember that I don’t like trying to be social and am scared of interaction because I’m, uh, “special.”
S-so I pump my little dick instead and whimper when someone DMs me.
Arf arf arf 😵💫😵💫😵💫
I fucking love bird ass.
Falco, Kass, Teba, Revali, Ravens, Parrots, Peacocks.
If I see hot furry bird ass, I WILL start gooning on the spot. Like, I will go to the nearest bathroom and begin to stroke and pump.
Holy fuck.
So now people are consistently sliding into my DMs and either make fun of me and call me a rxtard (which makes me hard), or they coo over me and baby talk me for being “special” passive aggressively (which makes me hard)
I am a blushing throbbing mess and it’s all your fault 😖
I talk about my weakness for porn ass a lot, b-but I’m also a foot freak. I see hot sexy sweaty furry paws show up in my TL, I go to the nearest restroom and worship them.
Fuck, if someone just sent me feet, you could probably make me ur personal little gooning fxg for a bit 😵💫
I love fursuits I love fursuits I’d do anything for fursuits I’m a fucking simp for fursuits fursuits control me I’m a good good boy for fursuits I am a good good GOONER for fursuits
IM DEEPLY PROGRAMMED FOR MASTER
@UrPokeGodArc
$end and sink
Sink and $end
Obey and sink
Sink and Obey
Obey and $end
$end and Obey
With every Yes Master
I’m now his $IMP and PayCuck forever!