RT @AngrySkycrane: One of the cooler igloos I’ve seen

RT @FromHappyRock: “slug era” I whisper as I lay prone on the sidewalk after a rainstorm

RT @TerribleMaps: Chart to determine risk of bear attack

RT @kryzazzy: There are four golden girls and four teenage mutant ninja turtles but ask yourself, why have we never seen them all together…

RT @_radsy: running into your old statistics professor be like “what are the chances”

RT @70Ceeks: thank god pregnant 12 year olds will no longer have to see a rainbow in their classrooms while they’re getting shot at

RT @bornferal: *Borat voice* MAI RIIIIGHTS

do something nice for your girl today, like a vasectomy or castration

RT @ladyefron: He’s a 10 but he was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks h…

RT @atdanwhite: Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.

RT @Cosmo4Guys: Guy Tip #391

RT @kurtisconner: miles teller I hardly know her

RT @tristehomo:

the feminine urge to cut your hair and change your name cuz we all just wanna be big rock stars and live in hilltop mansions driving 15 cars

RT @vinn_ayy: A snail is just a walnut that has places to be

RT @jzux: trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?