If I started a cuddling club in San Antonio we would call ourselves the Texas Holdems

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RT @aidnmclaughlin: The White House press secretary raising her voice in fury at the Associated Press style guide is a treat here

RT @coldhealing: I'm a 12yo born in Park Slope having a tough day. Leftover lemony miso gochujang gnocchi for lunch. Quiz on the symbolism…

RT @dwdavison: I’ve joked about this but I think at this point there’s at least a 60% chance the Democrats go in to 2026 running on the pla…

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RT @erikmbaker: It makes total sense to me that Dems are pissed at constituents calling them to demand they do something about Trump. They…

RT @TandyMTG: Making soup to ease the pain of living.

RT @ferald_gord: honestly incredible that JD Vance managed to fuck up theology so badly that the fucking Pope had to issue a statement sayi…

RT @EllieGabalus: Biden's "15 9/11s" line wasn't actually about Israel. He momentarily saw a vision of the future aviation policy under Tru…

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RT @ettingermentum: Writing this article and ending up realizing that Stephen A. Smith is a no-joke legitimately better option than half of…

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RT @erikmbaker: You have to admit it's pretty funny that cringe epic bacon humor turned out to pose an existential threat to the American c…

@googiemerck @wachelreeks he said in the video that they're thinking of possibly using the watch list as a buffer to take cards off the ban list, probably starting around late april

RT @BossMoz: yea boss i'm taking another sex day, sorry. see you tomorrow. [starts playing balatro]

RT @Skoog:

@wachelreeks I mean, I absolutely agree that it would be a lot of lists. Y'all are undertaking a Herculean task, for which I am deeply grateful.

@wachelreeks I think we probably need two tiers of GCs if we're gonna do it -- it seems like there is a WIDE variety of power in the list

RT @Fred_Delicious: you could give people who get excited about AI a plastic steering wheel that attaches to the back of a car seat and the…

RT @dieworkwear: the problem is that we don't "randomly cut everything by 10-35%." when it comes to austerity, the first things on the cho…