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Rebecca 🦦☕️
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Mrs. @cyberotters *Lift heavy. Eat well. Work hard.* #binders #milspouse #writer
Augusta, GA
Joined April 2009
@DrTraceyK The Army docs refused to see me before 12 weeks in both 2007 and 2015. I pushed in 2007 because I was moving overseas and knew it would be closer to 16 weeks. No go.
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Road trip & family vacation has begun. A 🧵 of the ridiculous things my kids are saying. Mom, did you know my blanket is round?! Yes son, since it’s a tortilla blanket… #otteradventures
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Today the romp let us sleep until 9am. If that isn’t a Christmas miracle, I don’t know what is. #parenting
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I truly thought that when I had teenagers and was watching a show, it wouldn’t take 75 minutes to complete what should be 44 minutes of watching, like when they were two. #parentingteenagers
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@bbysquids We got told “now you can be done” after our second, because we had a girl and a boy.” Gee, thanks. We didn’t invite you to the conversation.
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@LethalityJane Not normal. But also, I feel her disappointment. I love watching my people open their presents.
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