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Well, hallelujah, and pass the duct tape! Our very own Red Green, the handiest man this side of a busted lawnmower, has done it again. He's gettin' inducted into the Canadian Comedy Hall of Fame, folks! Let's share some cheer for creator and star of the Possum Lodge, Steve Smith!
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Ah, that's some classic Red Green ingenuity right there! One lawnmower bossing around a gang of smaller ones—it's like a lawnmower parade, Possum Lodge style! Talk about cutting grass with flair and efficiency!
If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
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Now that’s Possum Lodge craftsmanship in action –looks like you’re ready for some mini duct tape adventures! DIY level: Possum Mastermind.
I couldn’t go another day without having a possum van hot wheels in my collection, so I made one 🙌🏻
@realredgreen
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Who else is a fan of tinsel? Merry Christmas!
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We've got something new brewing. Coming in June 2020. Check out for details.
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🐸🔥 Taking a trip down memory lane with the legendary Red Green around the campfire!
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#redgreen
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#redgreentv
#dontlickatoad
#ThrowbackThursday
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Attention Possum Lodge crew: The Red Green Flannel 2.0 has officially landed —
Head over to to snag yours before it vanishes faster than duct tape at a DIY emergency⚒️
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The Possum Lodge is back! Become a member. Join us now at the link in bio!
#newpossumlodge
#redgreen
#theredgreenshow
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Fall is just around the corner...don't get too crazy.
#theredgreenshow
#streamingcomedy
#canada
#ComedicGenius
#VintageTV
#LoyalFans
#LaughWithRedGreen
#redgreen
#redgreentvshow
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This might be a tip to consider in your next project 👀.
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Replicas of my flannel shirt from Season 1 will finally be available for purchase over at and starting at 8pm EST this evening (December 6). Not sure why you'd want to look more like me, but here's your chance.
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! Today we celebrate Autumn. And Sports. Now let's all gather around the TV and give thanks.
#redgreen
#redgreenofficial
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#redgreentv
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#CanadianThanksgiving
#FallFeels
#Red
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Snow or shine, it’s grillin’ time at Possum Lodge. What's on the menu for your open fire BBQ this Spring? Don’t forget to spice things up with a dash of Red's Hot Sauce🔥
#theredgreenshow
#kysoti
#spring
#possumlodge
#bbq
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Share your post-holiday photos with us! What are you doing to recover?
#RGSFanPics
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Fall's back, and so is the great leaf debate! How do you tackle parking amidst those leafy obstacles? Share your ingenious solutions, and let's have a laugh, eh? 🍂 🚗 🍁
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We're throwin' open the doors to our open house, and peeling back the duct tape so you can see what we've been tinkering with. Head to the Possum Lodge at now!
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Since
@tkelce
put
@taylorswift13
on the map last week, we decided to dust off our own football footage.
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This is the greatest item we've ever had for sale in our store and it's not just because I put all 500 together and then signed and numbered 'em. Check it out.
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Do we all feel this way? Let us have our fun time....
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If all it takes in politics is a tv show and an attitude that far outweighs actual ability, perhaps I should be running for PM.
#Trump2016
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🚗💦 Red Green's DIY windshield washer solution: Never send a boy on a man's job! 😂👦🔧 He's rigged up something ingenious, but will it work?
#DIYFails
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Dating Dos and Duct Tape Don’ts: Red Green’s Relationship Wisdom❤️🛠
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#datingtips
#datinghumor
#humor
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I know what you're thinkin'. Man, that guy looks great...
Get yours before they're gone.
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#dixxonflannel
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My new book of inventions is on sale now. I've read it. It's good. You can pick it up through any of these links.
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✨ Did you know that even A-list celebrities made their way into Possum Lodge on the Red Green Show? 😲📺 A nostalgic trip down memory lane
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Check out this painting by long time Lodge Member Jim Jackson. Yes, it's a painting.
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Possum Lodge Podcast Episode
#24
available now. Thanks to our subscribers for all the support.
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"Anyone who thinks tools are not toys has never owned a nail gun."
For more content from our audio show, search Possum Lodge Podcast on Apple Podcast or Patreon.
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Your face probably already looks like mine, but now your head can, too. Sorry for both.
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Send this to someone is about to get married and don't say anything else... 👀
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The vest I wear to Lodge Meetings is finally available in our store. On sale. Get them quick as we have a limited amount. If they sell well we will restock in the New Year. KYSOTI
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These are the final days to come be part of history. Use Promo Code CCHOF2024 at checkout for your Red Green Show discount ticket.
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🛠️ Red Green has always been the giver of great advice. Need a hand in your dating game? Introducing the latest from the Possum Lodge! You’re welcome!
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A great Fathers Day gift is to just let Dad say and do whatever he wants for the whole day. He's doing the best he can. Happy Fathers Day.
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Psst! Have you heard about the all new Possum Lodge Memberships yet? Don't be the last possum in the burrow to join the mischief - jump in now!
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Tag that friend that always gets caught 😂
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This week, my alter ego Steve Smith will be joining the Twitch stream to explain how the show got started and likely make an apology or two. Subscribers to the Twitch channel will even be able to ask him questions. on Wednesday, May 30 at 9pm EST.
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.. if it’s acting up just wrap it in duct tape🛠️
An apt & clever reference to The Red Green Show in today's
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column
@realredgreen
#CdnTv
Opinion: To fix Canada’s crumbling health care system, we need better tools than duct tape /via
@globeandmail
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There's a thing called Redbox and if you hang out anywhere in North America you can go to it and watch all of our shows 24/7 for FREE on your laptop or your phone or whatever else was invented while I was typing this. Have a look.
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Vegetarians were dealt a blow last week when a study revealed that no convicts ever requested their last meal to be chickpeas and hummus.
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Hope 2018 works out for everybody. Here's your vaguely relevant Clip of the Week:
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Come on by the Lodge Store to pick out a gift during our 12 Days of Christmas Sale. Can be for a fan of the show or maybe just someone you don't like. Either way it won't cost you much.
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Tonight's the night! First ever live stream of a Red Green Episode at 9pm EST. Guys, it might not be the most romantic Valentine's Day activity, but let's face it, it's probably better than whatever you were planning.
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Thankful today for all of you, and hope you enjoy this Clip of the Week.
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Were you ever in a situation where you thought 'This could be it'? Well here's another one. My brand new one man show. Tickets on sale now. Hope to see you there. This Could Be It.
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I'm don't know why I'm overweight but I know for sure it's not my fault.
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Today is Day 3 of our 12 Days of Christmas sale over at Today's item? The Lodge's only feature film, Duct Tape Forever. Judging by the theater sales when it released, you likely have never seen it. Why not pick it up at its cheapest price of the year?
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I decided to give up golf and none of my playing partners tried to talk me out of it. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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Played golf with Anne Murray as few days ago. She beat me and I still like her. How can that happen? The second part, not the first.
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Our Official hats are back in stock for L and XL sizes. All you big-brained Lodge members come have a look.
On second thought maybe we should have gone with smalls.
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Customer Appreciation Month is almost over at If you're going to buy some crap you don't need, at least don't pay full price.
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I may not have the right to criticize how young people dress but that's never stopped me before.
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Congratulations to all the mothers who had babies today. It takes a very organized woman to give birth on Labour Day.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day to anyone who's Irish or thirsty, Here's your Clip of the Week:
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Winston Rothschild has a vehicle for sale. From our subscription-based podcast.
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"There's no place like home" should not be said by anyone who's never been anywhere.
Clip from the Possum Lodge Podcast, now also available on Apple Podcasts.
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Have a Good Friday and a great weekend. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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For you serious coffee drinkers, here is your Clip of the Week.
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The Port Asbestos Animal Shelter is looking for a Seeing Eye Person to take their blind dog for walks.
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Life Lesson: Beware of useless tools.
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Never know what to do with old car parts? Check this out.
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Not everybody has what it takes to be a parent.
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You can't change the world, but you can make it smell better.
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Finally an alarm clock that still works when the power goes off.
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Men can make a sport out of anything.
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Here's a Handyman Tip if you're lookin' for a cheap way to stop burglars.
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There's a lot of untapped power in your bathroom cupboard.
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The August 2022 Lodge Meeting is available for all members over at
All rise!
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Betcha never thought you'd see me using a treadmill. Check this out.
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Normally I don't let Harold talk directly to other people. Have a look at this to find out why. Here's your Clip of the Week.
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Day 10 of the 12 Days of Christmas over at today and it's Complete Collection day. Get over their quick before we run out.
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Genius at work. Although not exactly a genius and not exactly at work.
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Any guy who's looking for a gift idea for his wife, should probably not listen to this.
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Ranger Gord is out of his tower. Also out of his tree.
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It's good to smile but not all the time. It makes people suspicious. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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Here's some advice on how to sleep with anyone on a CPAP machine. I was going to say 'good advice' but I re-thought it.
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Two feet of snow. The original lockdown. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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@MGH33801
Our legal team should have a field day after this is all over. I mean, if we had a legal team.
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Introducing local Possum Lake veterinarian Dr. Robert Nordquest who has a habit of bringing inappropriate animals into the Lodge. From our subscription-based podcast. You can subscribe for $1.
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Crime and Punishment in Possum Lake aka meet our Sheriff.
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I hear the government is making hitchhikers buy a licence. It's called Thumb Tax. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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Just got my heating bill for February. I think it would have been cheaper to burn the house down. Cheer up,...
http://t.co/dj3pPuEEsV
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Old age is a time for wisdom and serenity.
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Customer Appreciation Month over at That means every item is on sale right now. Come waste a little less money than you could have.
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You should never carry gasoline in your trunk. Unless it's in some kind of a container.
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Dave meets Ranger Gord.
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We’d like to congratulate Moose Thompson on his summer job as a counter-weight at the Mercury Creek lift bridge.
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To all of our American friends, Happy Independence Day. To my Uncle Bob, Happy In Depends Day.
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Congrats on surviving March Break and St. Patrick's Day. Time for the home stretch. Here's your Clip of the Week:
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Black Friday sales are on now. No trampling required.
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It's Friday so here is your Clip of the Week. Hoping you all "Listen" to your fathers on Sunday (or at least fake it better than you've been doing).
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The water line into my house has been frozen for a week now. I'm thinking about converting my toilet into an ice cube dispenser.
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