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@realonlinejack
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lmao
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@ChandlerParsons
Chandler Parsons
3 months
😂 did i say Luka told me that? doesn’t take a genius to see they weren’t on same page. glad their friendship is solid tho 🤝 one will be a champion
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
TRADE PROPOSAL: NETS RECEIVE: Tim Hardaway Jr MAVS RECEIVE: Dorian Finney-Smith
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5 years
this is all I will ever think of when I see Chris Christie
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
remember when Devin Booker had Luka’s usage rate for like 6 years and the suns were a lottery team the whole time
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3 years
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
a player to look out for tonight is Luka Doncic of the Dallas Mavericks
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2 months
Josh Green has to hangout with Grant Williams again lmao
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@realonlinejack
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7 years
UNDER ARMOR: Steph, what do you want your shoes to look like? STEPH CURRY: I'm a huge fan of tootsie rolls and wood paneling
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@realonlinejack
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5 years
Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise and Big Papi got shot at amusement park and a crane flew through an apartment
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4 years
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7 years
I saw both Nelly and Tim McGraw were trending on twitter thinking we were gonna get “Over and Over Again pt 2”. instead, Nelly is a rapist.
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@realonlinejack
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9 years
@SportsCenter y'all got Kevin Love so fucked up with that picture
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@realonlinejack
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5 years
Nightwing is trending because Ass???
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
pretty incredible people are still doing the “Luka doesn’t make anyone better” argument when Dwight Powell couldn’t get a lob until game 5
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@realonlinejack
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5 years
anytime I see max kellerman, ryan hollins, shannon sharpe, or nick wright trending
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@realonlinejack
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4 months
Naz Reid woulda got JFK from a mile away
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3 years
Big NBA must’ve seen him criticizing the luka ejection ONLINE
@ESPNNBA
NBA on ESPN
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Ja Morant was given a tech and ejected from the game vs. the Knicks.
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4 years
@ringernba guy moves for work
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3 years
@WorldWideWob you gotta let it go at some point
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
THE GABAGOOL
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@realonlinejack
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4 years
Luka: *passes the ball* me:
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3 years
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4 months
cant wait for Chuck and Shaq to look up from their phones to tell america Luka needs to get the others involved
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1 year
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@queenastiles
Missmanaged
1 year
@realonlinejack Post ass. You won’t
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@realonlinejack
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6 years
I will always think this is the funniest thing on the internet
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2 years
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2 years
Jacob is Team Luka??
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@realonlinejack
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5 months
Break Glass In Case of Emergency Dirk Social Media Post
@dallasmavs
Dallas Mavericks
5 months
The 🐐 is courtside. @swish41 // #MFFL #OneForDallas
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5 years
it’s good to remember that both @netw3rk AND @SheaSerrano were onto paul pierce and his phony 2008 antics also re-reading basketball (and other things) was a solid choice
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@realonlinejack
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3 years
@mcuban are the fans in the 100 bowl who leave before the fourth quarter every game the real fans then?
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@realonlinejack
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8 years
I found Lesser Degree on the vine popular page.
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4 years
@janicefulenwid1 @CMT why do you use the space bar like that
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4 years
@Shon_The_Don93 @wojespn just sippin’ on Dumb Bitch Juice, I see
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
omg Luka is requesting a trade via mural
@PrestonPannek
Preston pannek
2 years
@townbrad @luka7doncic reached out to me and we have a new message coming to Dallas. #thehouseofpannek #MFFL
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@realonlinejack
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6 years
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
cannot DM but CAN send money 👀👀👀👀
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@realonlinejack
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1 month
@rubentomas lmao (x2)
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2 years
one week
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2 years
you’re not going to believe this @KDTrey5 but the Mavs have a sentient basketball I will show him to you personally
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6 years
@Nexus_FFA @SportsCenter nah eight second violation tho
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
still thinking about the Luka assist from his ass
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@realonlinejack
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6 months
my honest reaction to anything THJ does
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
luka
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
WHO UP SPENCERING THEIR DINWIDDIE
@redditmavericks
offszn r/Mavericks
2 years
@realonlinejack post the thing
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2 years
no one tell mavrello this but I want to bounce him so bad
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5 years
@Complex so uhhh referencing the movie The Warriors where the rivals who did this uhhh lost is weird
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2 years
@dallasmavs @Chriswood_5 @Chime who up christianing they wood baby
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2 years
as a huge fan of Lying, I applaud this
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3 years
Luka having 41 points 41 rebounds and 41 assists is wild but I meant to tell y’all I’m a time traveler and that’s happening tonight
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2 years
what sticks out to me is that Spencer is clearly On Here since he made the steaks comment so there a large chance he’s seen the mass amount of Who Up Spencer’ing tweets
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3 years
@Courtney_J_Baby @TheNBACentral hey! do you have any other opinions on things you don’t know about? reach out at your earliest convenience!
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3 years
calling a fan base toxic while keeping abusers on payroll is cementing my joker arch
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
hey do you like basketball or do you like Luka
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6 years
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2 years
Christian Wood would’ve scored 90 points by himself
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2 years
@KirkSeriousFace love my back up point guard, Theo Pinson
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5 years
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3 years
Kyrie has dudes like Ted Cruz and Chris Brown on his side and hasn’t thought “hmmm maybe I’m wrong on this”
@Complex
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3 years
Chris Brown calls Kyrie Irving a “real hero” over his decision to not get vaccinated. More:
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@realonlinejack
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1 year
they can’t promote it, but @netw3rk and @SheaSerrano wrote an extremely funny movie
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@realonlinejack
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10 months
incredible that Playoff P shows up for the In-Season Tournament as well. I love commitment to a bit.
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@realonlinejack
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4 years
@JwmesMac @KendrickPerkins Luka absolutely has criticisms to be made, but just say you don’t watch the games lol
@JesseGladsaget
Particle Man
4 years
Clutch stats so far this season: Luka: 8.7ppg, 63%FG/25%3pt/71%FT Embiid: 7.5ppg, 64%FG/33%3pt/92%FT Dame: 6.3ppg, 63%FG/43%3pt/100%FT Harden: 7ppg, 59%FG/67%3pt/100%FT Lebron: 2.4ppg. 29%FG/0%3pt/67%FT Paul George: 2.4ppg, 50%FG/50%3pt/100%FT Kawhi: 2ppg, 20%FG/0%3pt/100%3pt
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@realonlinejack
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2 years
🤨🤨🤨 @redditmavericks
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9 years
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2 years
WHO UP
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@realonlinejack
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1 year
@KevinOConnorNBA why are you engagement farming lol
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@realonlinejack
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11 months
Tatum the first time KP gets pushed off the block by Trae Young:
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@CelticsRepublic
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Jayson Tatum on Kristaps Porzingis: “We got K.P. I haven't had a teammate like him thus far. I haven't had a low-post presence that is that versatile and can score with the best of them. He brings a different dynamic.”
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4 years
@ComplexSports @fbgwayne this account has a lot of nerve to tell people they shouldn’t be talk ball lmao
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2 years
man it feels great in Phoenix rn I just wish Scott Foster wasn’t in the hotel room next to me because he’s like speaking in tongues and shit
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2 years
@ComplexSports @Complex “get over the hump” he’s 23
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what’s funny about the alt right Mavs girl that got dunked on the last few days is that all the blue check Mavs fans are like her and are just slightly better about hiding it
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2 years
let’s fuckin go???
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2 years
Wood and Hardy name a better duo
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6 months
I spoke with Dallas Mavericks C Daniel Gafford at halftime on his match up against Victor Wembanyama. Here’s what he had to say about when it comes to playing against the young big man. “There is a specter haunting Europe, the specter of Communism.”
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2 years
sometimes I struggle with the words to say, but music gets me through that. it allows me to put my thoughts and emotions out there for people to process. It’s a magical thing. Here’s a taste of a song that means so much to me.
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@realonlinejack
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4 years
@SportsCenter did the new social media manager start today for y’all
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2 years
after reading Joe Trohman’s book and seeing his pained thoughts put to ink, but him hinting at being proud of the direction of the band it’s super sad to see he has to quit for a bit but I hope the dude gets the help he needs. shout out Joe.
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3 years
who up spencer’ing they dinwiddie
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6 years
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7 years
"Jason Tatum" is trending which is wild because this Jayson Tatum kid that plays for Boston should probably be trending
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2 years
[MARK CUBAN CLOSING HIS EYES BEFORE PRESSING SEND] one of the bogdonavic’s down there somewhere
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2 years
Orlando gonna run out Bamba and Chet and then stack em on each others shoulders to never be scored on again
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3 months
it’s very surreal to be able to say I’ve seen the Mavs win an NBA Finals game in person. what a treat.
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7 months
me and my equally tall friend WCS just dropping by the tl
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@realonlinejack
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10 days
self described “introverts” have to be some of the most annoying people on the planet lmao what is this shit
@karunpal
Karun
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Introverts hate small talk. They wanna dive deep. Share your lessons. Your purpose. Your secrets. The stories of your spiritual journey. Discuss psychology, philosophy, and meaning of life. The talk that connects the mind and nourishes the heart. Soul talk. That's what they want.
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2 years
Jalen Brunson is not a family member of mine he is an enemy
@dallasmavs
Dallas Mavericks
2 years
Family for life 🤝 #MFFL
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7 years
all 48 inches of his vertical, a cock back, and turn clutch fucking 39 8 points above Oladipo’s first score where he didn’t put the ball through the hoop in three tries
@MavsFansForLife
Mavs Fans For Life
7 years
DSJ first dunk...
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9 months
PandaHank may never have a night off again
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2 years
@redditmavericks he’s going to find Drake and give him his comeuppance
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2 years
My favorite basketball team is Dorian Finney-Smith
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5 years
me: soccer and weed suck Alvin:
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6 years
more disrespectful nba picture????
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5 months
looked without glasses
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3 years
I see the dudes who yell about Luka and Trae getting foul calls a lot have no interest in the *kawhi getting gifted points* game
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2 years
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@SDinwiddie_25
Spencer Dinwiddie
2 years
To the #mffl like I’ve always said y’all and BKN have made my NBA experience. Nothing but immaculate vibes as @tpinsonn would say.
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2 years
@ReggieBullock35 let’s fuckin go, reggie
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5 months
little cinema this morning to put me in the mood
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2 years
Cyrus, please help I’m enjoying podcasts I don’t know what to do I’m scared they didn’t have lanyards help please oh god
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