Jim Piddock
@realjimpiddock
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Actor, writer, producer, and author of “CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN and Other Tales from a Life in Hollywood” (available on Amazon, etc). CPFC since 1968.
Hollywood hills and London
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I intended to give 25% of my profits from the book to this charity:
And 25% to this one:
But given the state of the world right now, the remaining 50% will now go to a charity for Ukrainian refugees, not me.
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Am I being unrealistic in believing that if Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Coney Barrett rule against Roe v. Wade in June, they should all be charged with lying to Congress -- in order to get appointed to the Supreme Court -- and should subsequently all be removed from that court?
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@WilliamPeace81
@MSignorile
@realDonaldTrump
"And, for the briefest of moments, the mask fell. And the whole pretense of his life was laid bare before him. And he saw the entire litany of avarice, cowardice, thievery and deception of his existence. And he knew then he'd die alone, unloved and in a prison of his own making."
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@EdKrassen
There was a time when there was just one mentally ill former President making unhinged statements like this.
Now there's a slew of Republicans doing so.
It's a national embarrassment to hear so many elected members of Congress all sounding like the drunk at the end of the bar .
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@Amy_Siskind
@CNN
Having listened to the tape (an hour of my life I'd love to have back), here are my conclusions:
1. Trump is a relentless bully.
2. He's NOT crazy, he's a liar who will make up ANYTHING to fit what he thinks will serve him best.
3. He's unbelievably stupid.
4. He belongs in jail.
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@williamlegate
@RN_JW733
It's not so much that it's immature, it's just that it's not funny whatever age you might be.
The guy has zero sense of humor or comic ability but, sadly, thinks he does.
Embarrassing.
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When the history books are written, I suspect people will be shocked at how many elected MAGA politicians and their inner circle were severe drug addicts.
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@RepOgles
Here's the problem, congressman.
This atrocity happened in the district you represent because fake Christians like you post "family" Christmas photos like the one below.
So YOU are responsible for the deaths of those three innocent children and three adults.
#bloodonyourhands
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CPFC should request a PL investigation into that Liverpool game. Worst VAR/referee decision I’ve ever seen.
Either VAR doesn’t work and should be scrapped or there was corruption at play to try and keep the title race close.
#CPFC
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Just in case you didn’t already know: THIS IS FLAGRANT ELECTION FRAUD.
Kentucky cutting number of polling places for Tuesday’s primary from 3700 to 200
There will be one polling place for 616,000 registered voters in Louisville’s Jefferson County, where half state’s black voters live
This is going to be a disaster
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I think enough time has passed to safely conclude that Elon Musk has wrecked Twitter.
My timeline is now filled with stuff that’s mostly 1-3 days old and from people I don’t follow.
I rarely see tweets from people I used to and engagement (including my own) is down massively.
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@SteveKingIA
@MLP_officiel
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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@RyanShead
Er... has anybody figured out how in the space of 30 seconds his figure of 2,000 "babies killed" increased to 200,000???
😆
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It was 20 years ago today that “Best In Show” premiered in movie theatres.
It still holds up as a great film.
And I still miss that dear Fred isn’t with us any more.
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I think we all know who will play Sir Elton in the biopic, don’t we? Has to be
@pattonoswalt
surely!
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@RonFilipkowski
Until now, I never had a clear idea of what the concept of "hell" looked like.
Now I do.
And it's worse than I ever imagined.
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@PeterHotez
To be honest, the words “prosecute” and “Fauci” do belong in the same sentence…
… as in “Dr. Fauci should prosecute Elon Musk and every other POS who has baselessly slandered him after his decades of outstanding work on behalf of the American people.”
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TO ALL MY ENGLISH FRIENDS IN LIFE AND ON TWITTER:
I love you dearly so please don’t go to a pub right now just because they’re open.
I admit it’s a selfish request because I really want to have a drink with you in a pub when this pandemic is over and none of us will die from it.
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@duty2warn
She should be heavily fined for wasting a court’s time and banned for life from ever running again for public office.
And it wouldn’t hurt for the court to order a psychiatric examination, because if she keeps this up she should be institutionalized.
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@TheRickWilson
"They've flattened the curve in cases in Oklahoma cases" said (translation: lied) Mike Pence boldly.
Here's the graph from the OK Dept of Health website:
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I’m led to believe that Crystal Palace fans like that they’ve got the rather super Patrick Vieira because he knows exactly what they need. I suspect he’ll play Mitchell at the back and Olise up front. And, if he does, I suspect Palace fans may soon be traveling to Wembley.
#CPFC
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@SenMikeLee
@POTUS
Are you really that delusional???
This doesn’t make your proposal any better and only confirms Joe Biden’s assertion!
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@TheRickWilson
This is both a confession and hilariously incompetent argument:
"We don't have a migrant problem in Florida, but someone said we might so I preemptively hired a person to lure them on to a plane with lies and a fake brochure, and traffic them to Massachusetts and other states."
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@petehoekstra
Please see my comments regarding recent interview. Thank you. Jim:
You are a lying, fear-mongering, racist piece of shit.
You may also have advanced dementia if you deny saying something you said on camera a few minutes before.
Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year.
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I hope all Crystal Palace fans will take a moment today to pay tribute to something and someone genuinely important.
Devoted Palace fan Charlie showed real courage and heroism in his battle to stay alive.
I hope the club will honor him at the next home game.
RIP Charlie ❤️💙
It's with great sadness that I announce my little boy, Charlie Dennis Ellacott died peacefully this evening. He will forever be in our hearts.
RIP Charlie
Thank you all for your messages over the past 5 years. Every message has offered us, as a family comfort and strength ❤️💙
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@PCSetaram
Open door wearing a bathrobe, slightly open and with the bits and pieces visible.
Then ask them if they want to come in for a sausage sandwich.
They won’t be back.
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@mmpadellan
Yeeeesssss!!!
First Facebook and Instagram.
Then Twitter.
Then the Presidency.
Then his money.
Then his freedom when he's imprisoned.
He doesn't get to play with the grown ups any more.
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@Acyn
@marie_bain2
It really is slam dunk after slam dunk for the Democrats against these GOP morons and their petty "revenge" committees.
Are they THAT fkn stupid they couldn't foresee that their own non-compliance in the last two years would bite them in the ass every which way they turn?
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We’re now moving into Unabomber levels of mental illness.
And yet this man, with 88 indictments and descending into furious dementia, is the Republican nominee for the next US President.
And the media and the GOP are all pretending this is normal.
Have they also lost their minds?
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY
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Can we please all agree now that Brexit was an unmitigated disaster and immediately start taking steps to rejoin the EU and humbly admit the dreadful mistake while we investigate all those charlatans who lied through their teeth to implement it.
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@joncoopertweets
I love the fact that the article below says that Putin may need to “urgently evacuate somewhere”.
It sounds like he already did last week on his own staircase.
#DependsIsTheOfficialDiaperOfDictatorsAndTheirPuppets
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@GavinJPorter
@DavidBHayter
Yup. We're on board. Some new recording with original. I AM Major Zero and always will be. Over and out.
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Can’t we all just accept once and for all that this man is a complete moron and shouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors, let alone allowed within a million miles of the White House again?
It’s a national embarrassment that he’s even in the conversation at this point.
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@Acyn
This has the horrendous feel of two shameless carnival barkers pruriently parading their latest freak attraction.
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I have a good hunch this will soon become a VERY big story.
After President Biden rejected Larry Keefe’s pleas to stay on as US Attorney for North Florida, DeSantis hired him to run his human trafficking project.
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@davidmweissman
We do.
And we certainly don’t say “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?” like some two-bit hooker who’s soon to be evicted from the White House.
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@fred_guttenberg
@remirol1956
You can still share his name though, if not his email… and we’ll do the rest. 😁🤷♂️
Nobody should be allowed to do this kind of thing and get away with it.
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@swjest
@UniversalMSLtd
@HollyJoCollins
@itvlondon
I’m as left and liberal as they come. I support all efforts to combat climate change. But this type of “protest” isn’t expressing your views via free speech, it’s trying to impose your views forcefully on people. That’s fascism. That’s zealotry. And that’s not acceptable.
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@jeneps
In the sociopathic playbook, this is the serial killer taunting law enforcement before he finally gets caught.
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@bettyme54
@kim
@WilliamPeace81
@MSignorile
@realDonaldTrump
Me, I’m afraid. Put it in quotation marks to give it a bit more gravitas!
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Let me synthesize all the crap you're hearing today:
1. Trump still has COVID-19.
2. He's being TRANSFERRED from one medical facility to another, NOT being discharged.
3. His doctors are HIDING his true medical condition.
4. His tweet today will cause many more people to DIE.
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This should be disqualifying for running for any kind of office because there are only 2 takeaways here:
1. He's deluded to the point of needing to be institutionalized in a mental health facility.
2. He's knowingly ignoring the rule of law and continuing to promote a proven lie.
Breathtaking to watch Fox News' Bret Baier repeatedly fact check deranged and befuddled grandpa trump as he tries to spin his election lies and conspiracy theories.
"You lost the 2020 election."
WOW.
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Dear
@ATT
, I’ve been a customer for over a quarter of a century.
But I shall be leaving you with no hesitation for financing domestic terrorists, truth deniers, and purveyors of misinformation.
I’ll also be instructing my financial advisor to dump any AT&T stock that I own.
👋👋
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@WashTimes
America doesn't hate Hollywood, it spends billions on its product every day. America hates vile "newspapers" like The Washington Times.
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There can’t be a Crystal Palace fan alive who isn’t heavy of heart today, hearing the news that this fine footballer and young man, Jonny Williams, has left the club after 17 years. But at only 25 years old, he still has a massive future ahead of him. Good luck, Joniesta!
#CPFC
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@MeidasTouch
BREAKING: Self-loathing, Closeted Gay Man Destroys Property That Reminds Him Who He Is!
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@duty2warn
@TheNWMagpie
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There’s absolutely no way he’s had those valuable classified documents for nearly two years and not already cashed in on them somehow.
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If you follow me and a COVID vaccine is available to you, but you haven't taken it because you refuse to accept medical science or don't want to act in a responsible manner for the benefit others, please don't follow me any more and go f*** yourself while you're at it.
💉💉💉💉💉
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As all we Palace fans bask in the glow of our FA Cup quarter final win against the Toffees, please spare a thought for
@andros_townsend
who never gave less than 100% when in a Palace shirt and helped the development of many of our younger players.
#CPFC
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If you’re a professed Christian whose whole life is supposedly based on the bible and you’re publicly defending a proven rapist, sexual abuser, tax cheat, and serial adulterer, you’re as much of a conman as Trump himself and you can shove your bible up your fake Christian ass.
“When he became Speaker.. he said… go read the bible, that's what I stand for. Today he's at the courthouse defending the guy who's on trial for allegedly paying off a porn star for the alleged affair he had while his wife was home with his infant son”
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@NicholasTyrone
And, of course, the exact opposite has happened... as it has with every other "promise" the Leave campaign made.
(Incidentally, it's an absurd ad anyway, because it's evident from her immediate release that the old dear had nothing wrong with her anyway!)
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SERIOUS QUESTION:
Maybe I'm naive, but what exactly was so wrong with President Biden saying that Putin "cannot stay in power"?
And why is it being called a "gaffe"?
It seems to me that it's a President speaking the honest truth about what is an inevitability.
Am I wrong?
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This is very true.
Despite having signed a Trump NDA, Noel has been very publicly revealing information about Trump’s severe drug addiction, his incontinence, his flagrant racism, and his incestuous pedophilic behavior with Ivanka for years and Trump has never dared sue him.
You do realize why Donald Trump has never sued…or even threatened to sue as far as I know-Noel Casler, right? Because Noel has receipts. He knows where the “bodies are buried,” so to speak. He was either there, or knows the folks who were. So…when Noel tells you something about
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@RonFilipkowski
If this story is true, I imagine she'd have a very strong wrongful dismissal suit.
And, also, if it's true it's deeply fucking scary. Selling "fascism" under the banner of "freedom" is exactly what the Nazi party did in 1930's Germany.
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Love this photo I took of Maxi at Wembley after what was probably the most important win in Crystal Palace Football Club’s history.
I joined him right afterwards and we basked in the glory of the day and had a quiet chat for a while, the only two spectators left in the stadium.
Fellow Palace fan and immensely cool guy, Maxi Jazz of Faithless, enjoys a reflective celebratory moment at Wembley.
http://t.co/1jQLC72ZIK
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Nice warm fire in my office on a cold and wet Friday morning in February in Los Angeles.
A very happy weekend to everyone who’s reading this, wherever you may be in the world. ❤️
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@RpsAgainstTrump
They believe misinformation and conspiracy theories rather than facts or science.
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Such a genuine pleasure to meet
@EbereEze10
yesterday at Selhurst Park. A bright shining spirit, who is as impressive off the field as he is on it. 😎🔴🔵
#CPFC
#CPFCFamily
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This is probably the most important unanswered question concerning this entire classified documents crime.
👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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@OurShallowState
I was raised in Europe and I’ve lived in America for 43 years and I’ve always thought there was a certain breed of American male that was both prehistorically dumb and offensively toxic.
I believe it’s a minority of American men, but unfortunately ones with a very loud voice.
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@mkraju
Never negotiate with terrorists.
And never debate lifelong criminals who wear adult diapers and orange makeup.
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I wrote a movie that the Dwayne starred in.
This act of extreme generosity comes as no surprise to me. He is one of the most gracious and kind people I’ve ever encountered in show business.
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson just donated a historic 7-figure amount to the SAG-AFTRA foundation relief fund which will help thousands of actors pay their bills and keep their families fed. It is the largest donation they’ve received from one individual. What a decent man. 💙👊
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@SkyNews
Headline should be “Man Who Says The Word “Impartiality” Every Two Seconds Clearly Doesn’t Know The Meaning Of The Word”
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@MJMcKean
@TTheTaylor
No reason to have blanks/dummy rounds either, which can also cause injuries and/or death (Bruce Lee).
Went through this just last week, where the director -- much to my and the other actor's relief -- wisely made the decision to do all the gun effects in post-production instead.
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@EdKrassen
@RN_JW733
Take ‘em all to Great Britain in December and let ‘em watch one of the hundreds of Christmas pantomimes in theatres all over the country, where men dressed as women and women dressed as men perform for kids.
Then enjoy them all stroking out.
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@JoseForFlorida
@RepOgles
No wonder you're a "former candidate".
PS You're also a disgrace to the entire Catholic religion.
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If you haven’t already watched this on Netflix, you’ve been misusing your spare time during the pandemic!
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@MattWallace888
Why would you pose a theoretical question based on a impossible situation of obvious ineligibility? (Hint: read the Constitution)
It’s like asking people if they’d vote for you if you ran for Miss America.
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Just wait until I reveal what what dirt I have on Gerald Ford right before the election!
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Outstanding performance by
#CPFC
against one of the best teams in the world.
Brilliant game management from Patrick Vieira and the whole team.
#CPFCfamily
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@themaltesemama
Not to excuse him or anything, but Tuberville is so extraordinarily dumb that it’s very possible he has no idea what white nationalism means.
Seriously, this guy makes Herschel Walker look like a Rhodes Scholar.
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@OccupyDemocrats
Er... does he know who was President when we went through the lockdown and businesses took a hit?
(Hint: it wasn't a Democratic one)
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One thing we know for sure after this weekend:
Trump’s condition has officially been upgraded from malignant narcissistic sociopath to fully fledged psychopath.
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Devastated to hear that fellow Crystal Palace fan and pal Maxi Jazz has passed away.
RIP Maxi.
Your ready smile and easy laughter and immense talent will live on forever.❤️💙
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@kenolin1
You may mock, but it it’s a self-flushing gold toilet with a built-in ass douche, the likes of which America has never seen before.
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This isn't just another "Trump saying stupid stuff" tweet. This is libelous.
This is demented.
This would get anyone else banned from twitter.
This would cause anyone else to lose their job.
This should be what makes the GOP use the 25th Amendment to remove him as President.
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment.
@OANN
I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
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@AdamKinzinger
@FrankMikeDavis1
@TuckerCarlson
@SpeakerMcCarthy
And what about the promise to let the rest of the media see it all?
#McCarthyIsTrumpsBitch
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@KellyannePolls
You’re leaving in disgrace, having f*cked your family and f*cked the country, with countless death and blood on your hands.
And all for money, notoriety, and power.
May you rot in the hell you’ve helped create for yourself and everyone else, you feckless c*nt.
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@DaniellaMicaela
Democrats need to continually hammer this kind of thing home to the GOP base until they finally get the message that Republicans are NOT the party of law and order, as they always claim, but are the exact opposite.
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As of 40 minutes ago, I am officially on strike.
I did not cross a picket line to write this tweet though.
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@FPWellman
Here’s my strategy:
As soon as they arrive in DC, the WH announces all Covid mandates are over.
Then, with nothing to protest, they have to turn around and head back to California.
Then, 11 days later, as soon as they get there, impose the mandates again.
Then repeat ad nauseam.
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@FrankMikeDavis1
6 if “have” isn’t colloquial and means present tense.
However “How many were left?” should then read “are left”.
4 if one accepts the past and present tense are irrelevant.
Could also be 0 if the eggs that were broken, fried, and eaten were all different eggs.
Words matter!
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@Papi_B_Dubs
I never turn the sound on when I see these.
But I can only assume that the poor little man boy has lost all his glove puppets and is doing a show without then.
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Would anybody be awfully offended if I said that Nigel Farage is a terrible cunt?
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@duty2warn
So his argument is basically: “Yes, I shot and killed an innocent person, but I was only involved for a couple of seconds when I pulled the trigger of the gun, so I’m not guilty.”
Good luck with, Ronny baby. You’re guilty of sedition and need to go straight to jail.
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@WalshFreedom
@Reneelarner18
And that's a reason not to indict a lifelong conman and criminal???
Either we have a rule of law in this country or we don't, Joe.
(And, for the record, Trump's base would get excited and spend their hard-earned money on one of his used diapers if he put it on eBay!) 🙂
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It’s well overdue for MAGA Republicans to be formally categorized as a terrorist organization.
“Fu*k you, fu*k your husband…we’re gonna follow your ass to every appointment you have, everything you fucking do…You’re going to be F*cking molested.”
A MAGA Republican left this threatening voicemail for the wife of a Republican congressman opposing Jim Jordan.
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My two favorite dames.
I married one and sadly we just lost the other.
RIP Barry Humphries
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@mmpadellan
Hahahahaha!
That was the most insincere and dishonest address I think I've ever heard.
Nobody in their right mind could believe a single word of it (and nor did he).
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