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"The LORD is my rock, & my fortress, & my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, & the horn of my salvation, & my high tower" Ps 18:2

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@realjenx
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5 months
The similarities between The Holy Bible & man's DNA. As is the Bible, the Human Genetic Code truly is THE BOOK OF LIFE! "... in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them." (Psalms 139:16)
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@guardian That sounds like a YOU problem.
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Pick your orange, America.
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@NYCMayor Two minutes ago you were crying about the strain all the illegal immigrants were putting on your city and blaming Texas.
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@realjenx
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@politico The bigger question is why are commie journos so obsessed with running cover for the sex traffickers?
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@joncoopertweets If you don’t vote, these people will be deciding our country’s future. #Biden2024
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@KeithOlbermann Oh, Keith. You took a poll of registered dem voters and compared it to a poll of all registered voters, you hack.
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@realjenx
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@RichardGCorbett Nobody here cares what you think, redcoat. Once a year we celebrate how much we don't care.
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@RyanShead @matttho16860682 @AnneFromMaine Traitors are the people who hate the Bill of Rights and want people to be killed by violent criminals. It's not your fault. Your educators clearly failed you, and you clearly don't even know how internet shopping works. So. Sad.
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@realjenx
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@TheJusticeDept Sounds pretty unconstitutional.
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@syptweet Well, for starters...
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@realjenx
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@HoustonChron What exactly should they do to a man for espousing normal traditional Christian values, Houston communist? Please leave my town. Most of you aren't even from here. Just get out. Go home. You're a disgrace.
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@RashidaTlaib It's a terrorist call to arms.
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@AP Is there a white national anthem? Are people who say there’s a black national anthem black nationalists? Just asking questions.
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@CaitlinERitas Dude. Seriously. Stop saying words.
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@SecMayorkas You are the greatest facilitator of human trafficking in the world, and you belong in gitmo.
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@SenWhitehouse Weird that you're bragging about the weaponization of the federal government. I thought that was just a crazy right wing conspiracy theory.
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@ClimateDefiance This is clearly the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone at a congressional baseball game.
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@TheAtlantic @elcush What the heck is wrong with you psychotic propagandists? Pathetic hacks. Just pathetic.
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@marceelias Seems like you guys repeatedly attempting to kill your opponents might be the bigger threat here.
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@realjenx
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@metpoliceuk @ScoopUrban You said calling for global jihad needed context and arrested a man complaining about foreign terrorist flags. The whole world is mocking you. Sincerely, Texas
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@drseanmullen You need professional help. Seriously. This is not ok.
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@CenterPoint This “we know you have no power but we don’t don’t know when we will get it restored and can’t give you any sort of updates” nonsense is unacceptable. You’re the worst.
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@realjenx
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Didn't Waj dox Siraj's wife?
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You can disagree with folks, their opinions you might find nutty, but aggressively targeting & doxxing college kids & grad students and making them unsafe and trying to ruin their career probably isn't the flex you think or best response to legitimate concerns of anti semitism.
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@sciam What does this have to do with science?
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@RepSwalwell Didn't you use campaign funds to buy sports ball tickets?
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@ninaturner This is DEI, btw.
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@INDEPENDENCENHP What the heck were you thinking? Everyone involved should be fired, immediately.
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@SenWarren You are pure evil.
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@axios Just say Hispanic like a normal person. Good grief.
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@RepSwalwell You're garbage. Pure garbage. "{13} The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate." (Proverbs 8:13) "{4} For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly
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@JP_Books They literally did. Please read the Federalist Papers.
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@RepThomasMassie What's the point of rules if you can just suspend them whenever you want?
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@Outkick "{1} The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." (Psalms 14:1)
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@RolandForTexas Yeah, that worked out real well for Beto in Texas. Good grief. Why not just type: "I'm a grifter looking for suckers to give me money!"
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@RepCori Pregnant what, now?
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@GregAbbott_TX What could possibly go wrong? I've been told that spreading the gospel is antisemitic. Who decides?
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@NBCNews @JohnFBachman Yes. We know who's really been running this 💩 show of a presidency.
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@brianstelter "not a White House thing"
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@imreallyimprtnt @acnewsitics Actually, it was ya'lls idea.
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JD Vance is weird
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@Morning_Joe @morningmika Poor little corrupt rich boy.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @ThisIsKyleR You're why people call it a cult.
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@lgbtqnation You're terrible people who live to bully Christians. Narcissistic satanists.
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@ChrisMurphyCT Soros DAs not prosecuting crimes ≠ crime is way down.
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Ya hate to see it.
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@KPRC2 @LinaHidalgoTX needs to resign. Immediately. She has failed this county. She's a corrupt criminal and a communist scum bag.
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@DanRather We remember why you lost your job.
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@JJ_McCullough Just stop. This is sad.
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@haileybanack I know more about the rona than you.
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@tedlieu @JoeBiden I agree. They should totally go to diners and ask people this. It will be hilarious.
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@Saucy_Jenkins @fdr_h8r Weird way to come out to everyone.
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Dear @TuckerCarlson , Churchill was the good guy, actually.
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@JohnCornyn We're revoking your Texan card. Again. What is this abomination?
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@HenryJFoy @FT Did you report this at the time, or wait until now?
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@onestpress @TristanSnell The racist white men calling for Biden to step aside’s biggest threat is the brown lady they’re calling him to step aside in favor of? Do you people even stop to think before you say words?
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@ComfortablySmug furry Beto got schooled in Houston!
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@safier @stevensongs @SenFettermanPA @jfederations I need Fetterman to stop being so cool. It's very confusing.
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@POLITICOEurope Yeah... that's how you win wars.
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@ClimateDefiance He was a felon who overdosed. Stop it.
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@GregAbbott_TX @DrunkRepub Now, hear me out... alligator moat.
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@SenWarren Oh shut up, please. Seriously.
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@SwannMarcus89 Literally Hitler, bro.
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This week, I had the great honor of meeting and spending time with Jerry Wartski, a 94-year-old Auschwitz survivor. It's difficult to fathom the courage and strength demonstrated by Jerry and so many others who suffered through the unspeakable depravities of the Holocaust. I'm
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@realjenx
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Joe and Hunter Biden are exactly what the left spent years pretending Trump and Don Jr. are. It's amazing to what extent this is true.
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Oh so I guess Putin is calling the shots. Biden is Putin's puppet Putin Rejected Central Asia Role for U.S. Forces at Biden Summit
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@KPRC2 He went full Karen. lol
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@KeithOlbermann @AnnaMargaretAp1 Seriously, Keith... what is wrong with you? You need to step back and examine what you've been saying. This isn't ok. I say this as a former fan that used to watch you every night back in the old days. You need to stop and get help.
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@PowerUSAID @UN You're one of the worst things to happen to the US in the history of our nation.
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@TrueSlazac How cute.
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@BrianMannADK "factual"
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@washingtonpost They wanted to ban To Kill a Mockingbird. Hacks.
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@MeghanMcCain What are you even talking about, you hack?
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@Salon Did Jussie Smollett write this?
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@metpoliceuk @TPointUK @hurryupharry You don't know your own buildings and light fixtures? What kind of crackerjack box detectives are you?
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@SirajAHashmi I tried to reface this gif with you, but the only thing that changed was he turned white.
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Just beyond parody.
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@cenkuygur @benshapiro Every once in a while you aren't terrible.
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@kevinmyoung You should probably 1. read the Bible and 2. go home. Jesus wasn't an illegal immigrant. "{1} And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Cæsar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. {2} (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor
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@MQSullivan @KenPaxtonTX Why would they need any groups anywhere at all? When you go renew your license, the person behind the counter asks if you want to register to vote. It's not complicated.
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@DIBAliErbas You're literally an occupier in Constantinople right now.
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She called Kamala the First Lady. lol
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Jan Rubin, a story in three parts
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@AndrewBatesNC @JoeBiden Being the president that oversaw the outbreak of wars all over the world isn't the flex you think it is.
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@_nomadic_soul No. They're just dudes in dresses.
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@realannapaulina @merissahansen17 @JohnCornyn needs to be primaried out of office.
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