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@halomancer1
@SAMOYEDCORE
it’s called adverse possession and it’s 100% legal. everyone should be doing it tbh
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@Grimezsz
@SarahTheHaider
bioidentical hormones are proven to be safe and body modification is a personal choice
of all people this really shouldn’t have to be explained to you lol
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@JUNlPER
@kelly_cadigan
hey she transitioned at 15 she has a unique perspective
(that it’s the best and no one else should do or it’ll water down her privileged opportunity that makes her feel special)
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if someone venmos me 10,000$ ill drive to arkansas and pit maneuver a cop
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today is the perfect day to praise TSA for always confiscating my sugar free red bull in order to protect america from terrorism
also thank you for reminding me that i can still purchase the 10$ cans inside the terminal because they are wayy more safe
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i finally found the recluse spider that was in my car for three weeks and got me sent to the ER
it bit me three times, twice in california and then a week later in colorado all while i was sleeping and each time burned a nickel size hole in my leg and back after popping them
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@Halalcoholism
does ian want us to live in a pod and eat bugs? i thought meat was the good thing??
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what if the real baby beheadings were the friends we met along the way
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going to burning man to run over some tech bros with my car who is with me?
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@AlTayWeiss
all their cases are probably legitimate considering youre a property manager. stop breaking the law
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this video is actually insane
do these guys realize they get picked as cops because 99% of the public would never choose to be a cop? it’s the easiest job to get because it’s a job for losers.
if there were an employment hierarchy in the usa they would be at the very bottom
This Seattle cop was going 40mph over the speed limit when he hit and killed a woman crossing the street.
Then he called in and dismissed his killing by saying she was just a regular person.
He says, "Just write a check."
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@goblinrats
@halomancer1
@SAMOYEDCORE
it differs by state but in california it’s five years. the traditional way is to find an abandoned property and pay property taxes on it but you can adversely possess a home as a tenant doing exactly what OP is doing and being knowledgeable of her cities laws
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before blackrocks aladdin and the other algorithms became super optimized you could confidently guess the stock market based on things like treasuries or news from the bloomberg terminal.. but ever since it depegged from all that it’s entirely fueled by consuming human flesh
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you dont have to be so mad this dialogue was free.
oh wait nvm not for you. you paid 8$
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@goblinrats
@halomancer1
@SAMOYEDCORE
in the usa it exists specifically to counter people that horde property. it goes back to the homesteading act which they got rid of in the 70s where you basically could claim a piece of land and build a home on it if you paid taxes on it. they just never teach this stuff
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whew this website has gotten DARK
it’s not low vibrational energy dark either, this is curated endgame stuff.
i truly dont see how you can function as a poster here unless you have experienced staring into the devils eyes
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@LasVegasSun
a giant annoying imax in the worst part of vegas. what could have possibly gone wrong
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@Halalcoholism
shame on the parents for putting that puppies food on the couch. hes gonna make a mess
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did you know that tim pool follows a transexual on twitter?? that transexual is ME
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it’s just going to keep inhaling cheeseburgers and margaritas all day today. this is for you jimmy
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
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if youre wondering why i havent posted in a while
i basically got kicked to the curb by my bf of five years, who i moved down here for. so im all alone now. my life seems like it’s shattering apart in slow motion
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i drove to colorado overnight for some reason. first stop is woody creek tavern of course
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@Halalcoholism
losing lifelong friends and family and dying alone because the dopamine from posting lukewarm generic takes is just too addicting
I don’t have a problem with transgender people, just don’t push gender or sexuality on my kid.
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@FalconryFinance
@diplo
the military is tracking their heat signature. they can try to take dirt roads all the way back to reno to escape the barricades but they’re gonna be sent back
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@GASLIGHTER_
good wife likes prank at wedding. good wife likes wedding cake smashed on face. only bad wife get mad for ruining day
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@xazzzzzzz
@pIanteater
@ConnorZinn
@abughazalehkat
small businesses can go in there and thrive again. locals will be enriched. stop carrying water for corporate box stores you dunce
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this site is the perfect outlet to release negative energy so that you have nothing but good vibes left for the real world
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if matt walsh was the republican debate moderator his first question would have been like WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT GIRL THAT WORKS AT THE GAS STATION YOU KNOW SHE TRANSED AS A KID RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE WAS HOT SO I FOUND HER SOCIAL MEDIA AND I DUG THROUGH TEN YEARS OF PHOTO..
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this car got me through my first twitter suspension but im finally selling it :(
i bought it off a techbro in the bay area, the chrome wheels from a pilot, and the all terrains from a serbian mafia guy.
the headgaskets went shortly after covid.
located ~50 miles west of tahoe
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give me the steve irwin treatment please i want out of this matrix
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@WoobieTuesday
the only thing that pays off in this country is crime. everything else is a scam
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@JUNlPER
desantis only resume for president is banning things so half the video has to be elon lmao this is so bad
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@NWSLosAngeles
every canyon west of kanan dume is going to flood into the ocean because of the woolsey burn scar. zuma, trancas, decker, etc
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@FalconryFinance
the police investigated and determined it was the wife’s fault for marrying a cop
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@Zeeeedav
@ndrew_lawrence
they only move to florida for the income tax. they spend most of their time in better places at their better homes
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theres a new tesla software update available that can help you identify your rolex through a pile of dead bodies so you dont have to get your hands dirty
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@KTLA
i guarantee their wives hate eachother. this is some simi valley backyard barbeque beef. this is revenge for whatever happened at the fourth of july party
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judy garland blackface is proof of the mandela effect
the next simulation glitch im looking forward to is how right after flubber robin williams starred in the miramax biopic Roman (1998), a comedic dramatization of the aforementioned polanski escaping after his sexual assault
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i need to tweet more like this
Dear fucking RETARD,
Why would a Mexican be a white supremacist?
You FAKE NEWS SHILL
Maybe you should focus on getting your ratings up before you call a pregnant woman a “fuckhead” on Twitter, BITCH.
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probably one of the best parts of getting over a bad relationship is having finally reached the point where you dislike that person so much that the hatred of them drives you to be the best version of yourself every waking day.
i havent felt this physically healthy in years
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the year is 2028 and you visit your doctor for a routine checkup but he immediately grabs your arm and sprains your shoulder and yells “THATLL BE 50000 BUCKS” because you forgot to tip him last time
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shes going to take you up to the hot springs at 4am when no one else is around and make you cover yourself in mud like a pig.
if you oink she’ll give you a 30% discount for the night
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@xazzzzzzz
@pIanteater
@ConnorZinn
@abughazalehkat
corporate stores are low trust and are literally perfect for stealing. if you want to strengthen the social fabric of a community you have to build relationships with the customers and the workers/owners.
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@LavenderNo15
@shoe0nhead
maybe youre homeless because youre a bad person? you really shouldnt have a platform
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wait until the internet right finds out how many transexuals posed naked for playboy in the 1970s and 1980s. their goldfish brains think this is new thing. if you know you know
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@JUNlPER
that’s why the person posting has to explain where they are. don’t wanna confuse their audience!
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@JUNlPER
hopefully peter thiel humiliates elon and buys his site and renames it paypal, just like last time
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@RealDianeYap
sf should not be an expensive city. the only people who are unaware of how low class your city is are the land owners who artificially inflate your prices.
living should be subsidized for workers there because 80% of the residents in san fran are miserable geriatric hoarders
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im hiding in a canyon between china lake naval weapons center (basically the area 51 of the navy) and death valley. there’s not a single person within at least a 5 mile radius of me.
don’t ask me how i have 5G internet because it makes absolutely no sense
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a lot of people have to drink and do drugs when they fly commercially because the quality of air travel has declined so significantly in the last 20yrs
it’s not lizard people and if it was why would they be flying on what is basically an oceangate submarine in the sky
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every day i log on and discover pediatric transitioners are a bigger problem in the united states than inflation or the sovereign debt crisis
i havent seen or heard a trans person outside of a club or festival in years but apparently theyre the reason mortgage rates are 7.1%
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@JUNlPER
rw: look at this video of this trans person going about their daily routine. why do we put up with this it’s absolutely DISGUSTING.we cannot coexist in the same country as these people.
elon: Concerning. Looking into this.
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@Eve6
someone already beat me to it with veruca salt but this is my favorite EP i own, of all time
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@xazzzzzzz
@pIanteater
@ConnorZinn
@abughazalehkat
most people don’t care about your opinion of them
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california might be the only place with the kind of resources that you can call the non emergency line to ask for directions and guidance down a canyon and they send a helicopter to pick you up
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this is what i imagine bluechecks from san francisco look like when they tweet
trying to find images for a proposal and wondering why this is the predominant art style these days…?
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@Halalcoholism
if i saw this tweet in 2007 i would have probably thought i was having a stroke
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𝕏 is an homage to elons favorite redditor, concierge, and bff ghislaine ma𝕏well
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i need to reverse illegally immigrate to guatemala or honduras. it’s my calling. i need to swim around the ocean fence in tijuana and trainhop into the sonoran desert. i need to stand outside a pemex or oxxo with my thumb sticking out and hitch a ride w/a 55yo farmer in a hilux
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finally taking that extra step and getting into the brazillian artform of evening out my tanlines
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@TheWapplehouse
for perspective this is hollister hills.. one of the easiest 4wd parks in the state. they grade these trails for subarus
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@FalconryFinance
boomers share a collective unconscious but instead of psychedelics it’s fueled by lead and asbestos
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i like how the number one song in the country right now is fudge round hate anthem by guitar beard guy number 342
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