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@real_mayjailer
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6 months
Me on my private story on grammys night when lana lost everything
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@real_mayjailer
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8 months
Oh my god???
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@real_mayjailer
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8 months
Im dumb asf 😭
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@real_mayjailer
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5 months
I hate to be one of those corny fans but this has me SOBBING
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
Why is this like the most serious post shes ever made 😭
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
Its too pretty for not a single honeymoon song.
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
Just heard someone at school call me the “gay lana del rey guy”
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@real_mayjailer
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8 months
Lmao- 😭
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@real_mayjailer
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2 months
@xcxshake Not a single toilet paper department song in the list omfg 😭😭.
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
Thats a little boy 😭
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@real_mayjailer
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19 days
@greatestptl “There we were screaming black lives matter” in text book bc why did she say that 😭
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@real_mayjailer
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1 month
@ThePopFlop Jury members can be removed for cause simply by knowing who he is but judges have immunity…. democracy huh?.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
Rob made a video but not lana… 😭😭
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@real_mayjailer
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3 months
@LanasChart Why does he look like a dog in a medieval painting
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@defnotmeluna HEL SABRINA THINKING THEY WERE FILMING HER.
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@real_mayjailer
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11 months
This album has aged better than any other album ever imo. The world wasn’t ready to hear it.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@youarein1ove2 What about not making a chant for every syllable she says.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@imagineldr He has a big point like what a slap in the face to tghe people who worked on this wholesome movie who want it to be about the art not ariana and ethan being home wreckers.
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@real_mayjailer
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2 years
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@real_mayjailer
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8 months
Literally took me 5 mins to make.SHARE THIS!!.(Template from Little Monsters).@LDRCRAVE .#LanaDelReyForPalestine
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@real_mayjailer
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11 months
@melorama Were u at the 97 year old diner?? Was a swiftie crying 😢.
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@real_mayjailer
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8 months
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1 month
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@real_mayjailer
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5 months
@angelicbils Hair, sound, voiceover, water, acting, drool, facial expression, the pretending to be normal and then the fake shock. What else.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@lanasbotchedbbl multiple insiders:
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@real_mayjailer
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4 months
@ROBCRAVEE “My husband doesnt like when i take pictures while were out” if i met lana and that specimen of a alligator hunter or whatever tf got in my way from taking a picture im doing UNSPEAKABLE things.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
Shes bold for calling it music
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
“She wore blue velve-”
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@real_mayjailer
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6 months
@1989rockwell Its the way you can see the 4 other stages on billies slide.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@ROBCRAVEE Lana without an umbrella bc her team couldnt afford them
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@real_mayjailer
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9 months
@ROBCRAVEE Its gross and hotrible of those girls to do especially if they had an ounce of respect for her addiction problems….
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@real_mayjailer
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2 months
@vandedjan She looks like she has hot cheetos at all times and has a cherry geekbar in her sleeve in math.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@bejeweledkid Karlie her true love 🌼😍😍.
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@real_mayjailer
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5 months
How uncultured and boring people view lana this is sad
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@skyferrori Judah smith interlude.
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1 year
@soitsdelicate You are in love with wiping down tvs iktr
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1 month
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1 year
@matzsvision U know what ur doing
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@real_mayjailer
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17 days
@dieforyous Charli clocked that annoying white lady.
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1 year
@leafylauver @laufey Chronically online 😭😭.
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1 year
@defnotmeluna “My boyfriend forced me to-“
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@real_mayjailer
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4 months
@infocharlixcx I would officially feel uncool being a charli stan.
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@real_mayjailer
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2 years
@misamericana The Ukraine news underneath. We live in a society 😭 (don’t hate me it’s just an observation.
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2 months
@toughvinyls @daytonatyrant Rap and hiphop was literally invented by black ppl thats like saying not to associate pizza with italians bc other ppl eat pizza.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@erenfromtarget I thought the picture was so funny and then i saw the tweet. Smile immediately faded.
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@real_mayjailer
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3 months
@DojaArchives We dont want it we want rapja back
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
Im predicting lasso 100M debut call me crazy
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10 months
@flynnblvd The rarest of them all 🥺🥺
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8 months
@troqico Out of all songs.
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@real_mayjailer
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3 months
Me refreshing the search for “doja cat airbnb” waiting for info
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
@celestifairy @venezia_bitch @laufey What does lana being neutral have absolutely ANY impact on the war. Stop putting this responsibility on celebrities to use as stan beef. Lana was advocating probably before you even knew what palestine was 💀💀.
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8 months
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@real_mayjailer
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7 months
@ray41992_ray I’m sick of people pretending that Honeymoon is Italy.
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10 months
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4 months
@cowboylikezain Vinyls are physical pieces of artwork no one criticizes taylor for this. THIS is what were talking about.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
Looking for Lana mutuals!!. I stan:. Honeymoon.Nfr.Lust for life
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1 year
@ROBCRAVEE 1. Get a pr team.2. Get verified on insta.3. Release unreleased.
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
@gomma432 Everythings been so chaotic 💀💀
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@real_mayjailer
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3 months
@infocharlixcx Notice how it wasnt tortured poets department.
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@real_mayjailer
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9 months
@melodramanfr Fixed it
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@real_mayjailer
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2 years
@sprksflyswft Prob New Romantics honestly cus remember she did all too well for reputation it just gives the same kind of vibe.
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@real_mayjailer
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9 months
Who’s the better songwriter/artist? Like for lana reply for taylor
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@real_mayjailer
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6 months
@dxckiii Five more versions of the dry pvssy department tmrw btw.
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1 year
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
The retardation…
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1 year
@ThomasxMaraj @NICKIMINAJ It’s genuinely the worst song ive ever heard in my life.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
She rly released one unreleased song and dipped
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8 months
@cokewhorree Okayy.
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8 months
A picture that will send any lana stan into orbit:
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1 year
@greatestptl And yet she has not played one song in 2023.
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10 months
@lanadelreybuzz as he should ricardo is so sweet hes not a stalker at all and anyone who says he is is a stalker is just jealous.
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4 months
@cowboylikezain We have to laugh
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9 months
Can that bltch stfu
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10 months
Okay but why is it ocean blvd
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
LANA JUST CHANGED HER PROFILE PICTURE ACCOUNT GOT VERIFIED AND ANNOUNCED THE TOUR MOVIE LIFE IS REAL
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3 months
@SpotifyReycist Ldr10 lead single:
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5 months
@br0klynbeaches Im so sick of you.
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1 year
@redadelreyy The world before lana signed the big bad scary letter: 🌍 the world after: 🌍.
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10 months
@gomma432 OPEN THE SCHOOLS.
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4 months
@xcxshake Me trying to read the lyrics
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2 years
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20 days
@LDRCRAVE Girl closing her damn eyes on the road
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10 months
@featureswifts Is this satire….
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1 year
@theluckywill LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS
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4 months
@xcxshake Is the blood in the room w us rn.
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11 months
@ashl111nd @melorama This young woman on twitter still replies the old fashioned way.
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@real_mayjailer
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2 years
@arisneeds @PopBase Lmao watching you think you ate every time when you can literally see them walking in the back.
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@lanadelreybuzz Her calling blue banisters shit…. hold on
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8 months
If lana charts for tough and taylor tries to block her its actually so over
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9 months
@elusivehneydew National anthem era = skinny. They will do anything to mask it 😭.
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7 months
@liedowndealer Lmao lana does NOT care that much 😭.
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1 month
@lanadelreybuzz I want this to be a easter egg but shes not media trained enough for that 😭.
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2 years
@behindthemall13 I’m going! Hope this upsets you.
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2 months
@toughvinyls @daytonatyrant Youre trying to depict this analogy as a direct comparison dont go there hunny i won first place im youth regional speach and debate
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7 months
@vbfishtail There we were, screaming “black lives matter and muslim pride and there are 32 gender and im omni demi pansexual and trans rights are human rights and defund the police and pronouns and equity and inclusion and equality”.
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@real_mayjailer
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1 year
⚠️🚨 | THIS IS A NATIONAL SWIFTIE CRISIS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE ENTIRETY OF 1989 TAYLORS VERSION HAS JUST LEAKED ONLINE. AVOID LEAKS AT ALL COSTS.
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@real_mayjailer
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10 months
@tod1efor_ @lanadelreybuzz U would too if u had the money and ability 💀💀.
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9 months
@portalsparfums I dont have any sympathy???? He spent his entire time on youtube bashing artists and their fans and then bragging about how much money he has is he serious 💀💀💀💀💀💀.
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@real_mayjailer
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2 years
@taylenarare She can top me.
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2 months
@JoaquinDelRey_ It wasnt a shit show lana just doesnt know how to stand on stage.
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