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POV Lana Del Rey poisons you and u pass out
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2 types of gay men
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Wow Lana’s an actually a step MOTHER
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I’m sorry but I really don’t like this
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interactions fans had with lana & jeremy
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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When I was a junior in high school I made the teacher play Lana’s best album
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Lana?!?!
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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The way some girl wore this to Lana tonight 😭😭😭
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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That’s a NFR urban outfitters truck…
Need this Brat truck so bad
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Netflix Murder Documentary’s be like:
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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🚨Michael Jackson will be opening for Lana Del Rey’s: One Special Night in Boston, June 20th, 2024!
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The coke on her shirt… now we really are back in 2012!
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We missed nothing
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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She mugged the hell outta me
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🚨They have started to build Lana’s stage for her One Special Show in Boston
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LANA FENWAY STAGE MOTHER
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We will never escape #that photo
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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She did grimes to dirty😭
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Crowd: “HIGH BY THE BEACH” Lana: “OMG that’s a good idea” while looks at band Also Lana: *Chemtrails Intro*
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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This is actually insane
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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1 Year Ago today 😓😓
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🚨Lana’s personal servant cleans her pole for her Hangout Fest Set
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“I swear if Lana performs bartender…”
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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🚨Lana and Fiona Apple announce new Collaboration called “Fetch the Vape Charger” out June 21
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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She looks like she’s about to go on a tour called “LA to the Moon”
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Me when I met Lana
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An autistic, non-verbal boy speaks directly to his mom for the very first time.
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@femcelmessiah Who tf would fly from Spain to see chappel roan 😭
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She needs to get it out of her system before Lasso
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she needs to be stopped
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It’s so funny how lana is constantly in hot water so i completely forgot about this… wow what a time ❤️
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@LDRCRAVE Nope! Its Tommy I saw
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I mean yes it was rough but HIGHLY entertaining
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YESSS LANA
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HOLY LANA GAG GORG
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GOT BARRICADE for lana at hangout omgkms
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Lana will be using her Coachella stage tomorrow night
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@Nik26630602 @SeasonOfLana Hey it’s me Lana! Venmo me $200 and I’ll send u my new album Lasso!
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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How to scare someone who’s not at Fenway:
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SZA liking my tweet will never fail to make me feel famous
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liked by sza 😭
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@hayleyjunebug Lmao Taylor swift 😭😭
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The mask on her earring 😭
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@dr_nikolaT @WHITEH0TPEPPERS U will start coughing in 5 days
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@Filete31150193 Clock me! Love it
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@lanadelreybuzz LUST FOR LIFE 2.0 here we cummmmmmmmmm
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WELL YESSS
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@CHERRYH3AVEN That’s not lana 😭
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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The full stage
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I never wanna see this building again after tomorrow morning
A picture that will send any lana stan into orbit:
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@honeymounz Ur shady ass 😭
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@motherlanita She was white 😭😭
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Mt. Cuntmore
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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I just know he calls Lana his Lanagator ❤️
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@bklynb4by Ofc the blur is huge 😭
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The way this queen got married in a junk yard 😭
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🚨Insiders close to Lana’s team have said the supposed wedding is actually for a Music Video for her new country album “Lasso”
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@lakeswan777 Oh! And black beauty as they fly over the crowd and then Amy Winehouse herself comes out and they perform change
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Wow! So original
@lanitas13beach
𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚'𝐬 𝟏𝟑𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡™
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POV: Lana Del Rey poisons you and you pass out
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@honeymounz Open the schools back up!
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@honeymounz No but thank god she did it adds such a flare!
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The way I got called to audition for this movie when I was in middle school. This was me and my sister reading the script 😭😭😭
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Watching Coco while in Mexico… this really is one of the best movies ever made…
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@baetality69 I’m 20 😭😭
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Imagine she just jumped in
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Is anyone selling a Lana Boston Pit ticket? 😏🚨😂
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Yes… we all did
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It’s been an hour since Lana 9/11 wow
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Lana signed Racing Jacket and Setlist Collection
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By no means would I ever say I look like Lana BUT this photo… exact same tilt of the face, the closed smile, the cheeks, the noses even look similar… yes ik im being too nice to myself but idk
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I never thought I’d hear Jelly Roll say “LOVE YOU LANITAAAAA”
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The way Rob just hopped out of bed to his daughters wedding…. I LUV HIM
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The lack of talent in this one picture is crazy
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Happy Anniversary to this masterpiece! Can’t wait for Part 2 ❤️❤️
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DADDYS FOUND AT HANGOUT FEST
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I’m crying
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@LDRCRAVE OMG ultraviolence 2.0 😍😍🚨🚨
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@liedowndealer sean was also born in december
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@Lust4Kintsugi Yes!!! They performed Peppers with an extra lana verse
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@redadelreyy this is bad real bad
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2007 can go kys
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Evolution of Apple’s headphones
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@honeymounz Ur so cute
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“Who’s Fiona Apple”
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Should I push oomf?
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They picked these out of a hat… SEASON OF THE BITCH?!?
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This nasty name drop 😭😭
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History was being made
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A mess
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LORDE WHAT R U DOING
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Lady’s and Gentleman this is the best way to describe lana in recent years
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OMG OMG I JUST MET LANA I love u summertime sadness ❤️say yes to the heavens ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@forkylapt2 I met Lana and Nikki in Austin and lana said “Y’all need to hype Nikki up too, we’ve been working with her the past 10 years”
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Gagged
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@honeymounz Well yesssss
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What do we think Lana is gonna open with tonight at Fenway?
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This picture could wipe out a whole village
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