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the saddest people cum the hardest Lana Lorde Fiona Alanis Charli Gaga
San Antonio, TX
Joined May 2022
I’m sorry but I really don’t like this.
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Manager: “ok lana where do u wanna tour” .Lana:
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It’s so funny bc oomfs and I watched her rehearse for HOURS on stage, like they had this shit planned to a T… then it flopped.
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In the past decade he gave us, NFR, Melodrama, Ocean Blvd, Solar Power, a couple Taylor trash albums and Masseduction… lets use our ears and brains.
Jack Antonoff has been named Producer of the Decade by Variety Hitmakers.
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When I was a junior in high school I made the teacher play Lana’s best album
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LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING . LANA IS COMING.
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That’s a NFR urban outfitters truck….
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🚨Michael Jackson will be opening for Lana Del Rey’s: One Special Night in Boston, June 20th, 2024!
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The coke on her shirt… now we really are back in 2012!
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🚨They have started to build Lana’s stage for her One Special Show in Boston
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Crowd: “HIGH BY THE BEACH” .Lana: “OMG that’s a good idea” while looks at band .Also Lana: *Chemtrails Intro*.
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🚨Lana’s personal servant cleans her pole for her Hangout Fest Set
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@real_mayjailer So ur actually wrong! It was terrible AND lana doesn’t know how to stand on stage. Ugh I love her.
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🚨Lana and Fiona Apple announce new Collaboration called “Fetch the Vape Charger” out June 21
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She looks like she’s about to go on a tour called “LA to the Moon”
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Me when I met Lana
An autistic, non-verbal boy speaks directly to his mom for the very first time.
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She needs to get it out of her system before Lasso.
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It’s so funny how lana is constantly in hot water so i completely forgot about this… wow what a time ❤️
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Lana will be using her Coachella stage tomorrow night
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@Nik26630602 @SeasonOfLana Hey it’s me Lana! Venmo me $200 and I’ll send u my new album Lasso!.
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SZA liking my tweet will never fail to make me feel famous.
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Ya I think everyone was….
if you were present when lana was getting dragged off stage like this on the daily then you deserve tickets
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I never wanna see this building again after tomorrow morning.
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@onoceanblvd I save up while she’s not on tour. Honestly it’s kinda crazy to think I pull it off.
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🚨Insiders close to Lana’s team have said the supposed wedding is actually for a Music Video for her new country album “Lasso”
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@lakeswan777 Oh! And black beauty as they fly over the crowd and then Amy Winehouse herself comes out and they perform change.
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Wow! So original.
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The way I got called to audition for this movie when I was in middle school. This was me and my sister reading the script 😭😭😭
Watching Coco while in Mexico… this really is one of the best movies ever made….
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I’m gonna get Chinese this year idc.
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The way I met Lorde 30 min after this pic was taken… WOW that’s history… story time coming soon
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In 2 hours time every lana stan will somehow drop $300 they don’t have on tix for a concert in a country they live 1000 miles away from.
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Thank you twitter for bringing us together… now that’s what I’m thankful for
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She studied at Del Rey University and studied in mysterious cunt facism.
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