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Imagine someone fucking ODs at a concert or festival, you go to this person to ask for narcan and they turn around and say they don’t actually have any they just bought the jacket second hand (for $200 may I add)
asking me to actually provide any of these items is no different than demanding a teenage girl name 5 songs. so give it a rest.
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I am a firm believer that it’s ok to keep starting over until you die
is it ok to start over at the old age of 27
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I’m gonna peak at 40 I’m calling it now
do you ever meet someone and be like oh you’re gonna make an excellent 43 year old
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RT @Fredward3948576: do not drink or eat until 12:30 pm, then bombard your stomach with six different foods, drinks, and pills. proceed to…
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RT @BigGulpAmerikan: Menstruation is bizarre. It's like something David Lynch would have came up with.
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Joked about being a frail Victorian child with influenza too much I legitimately just got diagnosed with influenza I simply cannot catch a break
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I have spent the last 24 hours in bed the most sick I have ever felt in my life this is HELL I wanna go to spoons
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RT @vasilisonka: you kids have no idea what was happening on tumblr when this show was airing
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“I went to Europe” I hate Americans so fucking much did you go to Italy or Scunthorpe
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