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we saw u from across the craft fair and wanted to know if u would join us for a picnic
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u showed them who’s boss 👊👊 they’ll think twice before kicking your nieces out of a closed store next time 😳
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you spent $50 on reese’s puffs LMFAOOOOOO
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hey vegans, if animals didn’t want to be eaten why are they made out of FOOD?? not smart
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dude that’s crazy you can record your screen on ios11 this is lit
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my doctor said this is the concussion that gave me a case of the handsome 😷
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it takes 43 muscles to frown & 17 to smile, homegirl in pink using all 60
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@FoxieRaeLynn
@babiebazooka
so basically we’re locking in going sicko mode and ciliary mogging all these neurotypical rizzless betas
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how he from oakland when he’s from brentwood
There is no beat Oakland's
@Likybo15
can't handle! While his peers fumbling on tracks he's making hits! This shows he's really "RAW" ⚠️☣️⚠️
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so u single 😏 hey
definitely had THE MOST handsome date at prom!!! i love you with all my heart, save a dance for me up there in heaven🖤
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if y'all ever need a reason for birth control here's 100 of them
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if i was alive during the great depression i would have just simply gotten a job
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your head is the prime color of all ass, that from which headassery arises 🍃🌱
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If you are in a same sex relationship and would like to elope due to fears that the supreme court might overturn Obergefell, and live in CA (SF), I am ordained through the American Marriage Ministries and will perform the ceremony at no cost. Pass it on.
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here come the “here come the earthquake tweets”
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wow nothing but a happy birthday to MY president
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the list of cool things in idaho starts and ends in this tweet
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this is what unvaccinated babies look like
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brentwood said hey let’s build a chick fil a and then turned it into a taco bell
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blocking everybody who retweeted this shit thank u for this
Rt if you from the 925 🙌
Brentwood, CA
Oakley, CA
Antioch, CA
Pittsburg, CA
Bay Point, CA
Concord, CA
Pleasant Hill, CA
Martinez, CA
Walnut Creek, CA
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i’m at heritage to record my step sister sing the national anthem and these bitches had the audacity to ask if i bought my homecoming ticket yet
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do i meet the doordasher at their car? do i wait at my door like an npc that gave them a fetch quest? do i sit behind me door until i hear them leave the food and i grab it when they leave? do i bring them in and feed and water them?
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i ain’t got shit to promote but i have chainmail armor so i’m putting this here for any fair maidens that need rescue
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told a customer in a wheelchair to drive home safe
somebody fucking kill me
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told my family i haven’t seen in 10 years i’m an ordained minister and they must’ve confused it with preacher bc they’ve been calling me Father all night
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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spill water on your crotch one time at work and suddenly your name is peepee boy
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like retweet and share this with your family
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@IsaakSanchef
@rnephistopheles
@charsxoxo
@lNCONEGRO
@stefie130
@shameikmoore
black on black crime is not racially motivated like police brutality is
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i been opening this picture for 7 months
it’ll change one day
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also their gfm
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had a customer get so mad we didn’t give him chips and guac for free he came back shirtless and aggressive with 2 shirtless and aggressive friends
seduction doesn’t work on me but i appreciate their dedication
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y’all remember when i sprinted to catch up to that bus full of children that was headed for a cliff and i stopped it by grabbing the back of it and pulling?
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goodnight only to girls with big foreheads
to the 4 girls alive without big foreheads, i’m sorry.
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Mr. Beyer almost fought someone? Bout to give them the holy hands?
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not much changed i just learned how to float
Freshman year of high school to now! Drop your transformation! I’ll start!😅😅
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y’all ever seen anything sexier than a man in a bolo tie?
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ladies treat me like a hotdog 💆🏽♂️
only want my weenie when i got bread
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my new boss has no sense of humor man, i asked her what would happen if i showed up to work on stilts and she told me to stop talking
ima do that shit anyways
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u telling me a 5’2 110 lb asian boy came up to you for a fade.... and u hide in your car instead of giving him a wedgie?
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parasite back in theaters everybody go watch parasite that is back in theaters
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to the jordan avila in texas with my same date of birth, thank u for almost getting me arrested u murderer
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you in her dm’s she in my bed snapping other dudes
we ain’t the same bro
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anyone who follows cloyd rivers has had sex with a family member multiple times
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put together an icy ass outfit for rolling loud, old school vans w camo pants, a champion tee & a supreme shoulder bag 😝
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i got my septum and ears pierced yesterday, everybody say hi septum and ear piercings
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oh yay my book came in i can’t wait to check out the high quality scene prints!
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from california 👍
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the only man handsome enough to stand next to me is me
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there’s a girl at work faking a shoulder injury so she doesn’t have to do shit, so every chance i get i crop dust her ass
good ol fart & dart
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lab coat with pen marks, exposed tee shirt, handling “contagious virus” without mask or eyewear, pouring infected blood on a table??, hair not in a ponytail
y’all fall for anything! i could call myself cute and y’all would eat it up
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someone has been stealing christmas decorations in my neighborhood like the actual fucking grinch
last night they took a 20 foot inflatable santa. 20 feet.
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get it? it’s june third. the third day of june. he’s been out here for three days so he’s been out here since june has started. that’s funny. 👊 keep tweeting bangers.
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typical day for jordy
i do nothing but look handsome and they still find a way to hate 💆🏽♂️
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results came back positive for cockbig-19 😓 no clue how this could’ve happened, everyone please be cautious
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i remember one time in second grade i ran in front of a car and this woman had the audacity to spare my life
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dick’s out in honor of hugh hefner tonight gentlemen he deserves it
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was that an earthquake or did my fat ass shake my desk
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somebody stole the radio out of my brokedown car and they have no clue how big of a favor they did me i did not feel like doing that myself
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incredible movie. turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11 and they held a moment of silence while dana carvey wore the turtle suit
the first 30 seconds of this trailer felt like the most mysterious and magical thing ever to me when i was 4 years old
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freshman year i curve a girl and she gets pregnant right after
2017 i curve a girl and she gets pregnant right after
in october i curved a girl and she’s due in 6 months
am i the opposite of birth control???
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can somebody put him in a room and paint his door to look like a bookcase or something why is he allowed outside
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landed in Milan after 24 hours of being in a plane and my good friend
@kanyewest
decided to wish me well. great guy.
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the fuck did you do with your night u virgin? i met
@TommyWiseau
held up his underwear (now mine) like a fucking jersey. then he said he loved me. you’ll never feel the love tommy and i have for each other how does that make you feel? everyone go watch the room. love is blind
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one time a coworker just looked at me for 10 seconds and told me i look like i can bite hard as shit
i’ve never been the same since
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just got back from the gym 😏
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i must be leaving girls speechless the amount i get left on read 😎
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NBA got canceled maybe it’s time for some of y’all to step up N B A father to that child u ignoring
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i would absolutely rock her shit bro she fucking sucks
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no wonder they make me go thru it a few times 😳
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