Confessions of a brand-new father, a continual thread:

"When I win, God gets the credit. When I lose, I take the blame."

@JAEbberts Depends on the fragrance. Square would do well with spicier fragrances, round with sweeter ones

Benson brings out the haters masterfully

Trying to differentiate between when a prophet's words "count" or not is one of the quickest indicators of a testimony in its death throes

@JAEbberts That's ridiculous, he meant we should Be Nice, that's all the prophets have ever said

@latterdaylaura Not my own work, I heard it in Deacon's Quorum years ago Still is my favorite verse

@carbonmfg I saw that unfollow. If you can't take a bit of heat, step back and stick to talking about football.

Elisha was a prophet, but he had no hair. All the children teased him, said his head was bare. Then out came the grizzlies, ate them through and through. If you mock the Prophet, bears will eat you too.

He just grunted himself awake, and then grunted himself back to sleep

I've always thought it quite possible that teachings like these are some of the "hidden manna" in the gospel, little tidbits that don't get put out in resources like the Gospel Library

@Sheum_Search Said by the sheep that wandered

@TheJollyEwok I for one love when President Holland teaches us about the Book of Mormon over Twitter

"But Raphonki, most of those posts are reporting on their travels and ministries, they're not explicitly giving us new doctrine" Don't come crying when you find that your lamp is empty of oil.

@LDXNotes wanna check this one?

If only you had read this week's Come, Follow Me