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Jay | he/him/his | on ao3 as rainbowdracula
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whose pov of MDZS is funnier: Jin "my crazy gay uncle turned out to be my OTHER crazy gay uncle" Ling or Lan "thought my dad got seduced by a rando twink but it's just my other dad" Sizhui
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the best pairing is Guy Who Needs A Homecooked Meal x Guy Who Desperately Wants To Feed Him actually
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Aventurine would take Ratio's last name and be incredibly fucking annoying about it. "i'm MR RATIO perhaps you've heard of my husband the genius DR RATIO???"
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i think we're really missing out on the potential of traditional beds as a fandom
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all three MXTX love interests are insane, Lan Wangji is just better about keeping that shit on lock
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i think it's so funny that for like half of MDZS the juniors thought Wei Wuxian was just this cool demonic cultivator they met and Sizhui's dad wanted to fuck
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HUA CHENG: Gege...would you be disgusted...if you saw my real form...
HUA CHENG'S REAL FORM: 6'2", long dark hair, sexy eyepatch, impeccable fashion sense, rich as fuck, flawless manicure, fangies
XIE LIAN: .........no
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idk my opinion as always is if someone thinks yaoi is fetishizing or whatever they should watch some gay pron made by gay dudes for gay dudes and witness some true depravity
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Wei Wuxian made Wen Chao /eat his own legs/ in the book. let my man be scary
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enough of this wholesome representation bullshit. more of whatever Hannibal and Will had going on
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ppl say Lan Wangji dealt with his grief for Wei Wuxian in an unhealthy way and i just? disagree? i think he dealt with his pain in the best way that he could. sure, he never would've loved another person again, but he dealt with his sorrow by upholding WWX's ideals and memory-
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"kittens just tremble when they first eat meat" new catboy lore just fcking dropped
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there's a special type of dramatic irony found only in fanfiction, wherein the author relies on their audience's knowledge of the source material to raise tension like an ancient Greek playwright relied on their audience's knowledge of mythology
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sometimes growing up means learning your parents are gay and also probably committed war crimes.
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BAI ZHAN PEAK DISCIPLE, STANDING ON TOP OF TREE, YELLING: your peak ain't shit!!!!
NING YINGYING, ALSO ON TREE, ALSO YELLING: come tell that to our faces, aholes!!!!
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> Binghe: insane but he's going to therapy, he's doing CBT, he's doing his best, ok
> Hua Cheng: insane but Xie Lian is into it so he doesn't come across as insane until you think about it
> Lan Wangji: insane but years of repression has made him an expert in hiding it
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Hua Cheng, looking at himself in the mirror, carefully adjusting his mask, double checking his contour and mascara, applying lipstick: DONT fuck this one up, Hua Cheng. this is the Big Moment. the first step of the 50000 step plan to marry Dianxia
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Binghe, making SQQ’s favorite meal: I’m going to get so many kisses for this 😈
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"what does it mean when omegas nest tho?" i ask myself, in my bed with 7 blankets, 4 pillows, and my multitude of stuffed animals, sweatshirts, sweaters + a bathrobe
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is Shang Qinghua a powerful cultivator? no. is he a devastating beauty? also no. but he does have one advantage, and that advantage is the ability to do math
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I feel like we don’t talk about knitting Shen Qingqiu enough
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by helping the common people, teaching the juniors not to be judgmental, and raising Sizhui with the love and care him and WWX were denied as children. he was clearly out in the world, perhaps melancholy but still participating instead of going into seclusion like his dad did
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if circumstances had been different, Wei Wuxian and Jin Guangyao would've been friends
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LUO BINGHE: my Shizun is a peerless immortal, versed in every aspect of heaven and earth
HUA CHENG: Dianxia is a martial god of unlimited power and perseverance, capable of besting anyone in the art of the sword
LAN WANGJI: i found Wei Ying on the side of the road. i love him.
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imagine you think you're rebelling by hanging out with this Bad Boy Demonic Cultivator who none-the-less mentors, teaches, and protects you (and is also fucking Sizhui's dad) but then it turns out to be the cultivation world's boogeyman
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Shang Qinghua and his disciples
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when Shang Qinghua is pregnant with the heir to the North, Mobei Jun commissions a whole new wardrobe that shows off how pregnant SQH is
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Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang being half brothers but none-the-less loving each other fiercely is actually an interesting foil to the various Jin offspring being alienated from one another 🤔
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Weak Jin Guangshan: cheats on his wife, serial abuser, doesn’t care for his kids to disastrous consequences, inglorious end
Superior Nie Papa: his two wives lived in apparent harmony, raised 2 sons that loved each other fiercely, cinematic d3ath
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LAN JINGYI: so Sizhui, your dad and Mo Xuanyu...?
LAN SIZHUI:
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IS MBJ WHITE HAIRED WITH HIS TIDDIES OUT.............SHANG QINGHUA'S IDEAL MAN IS SEPHIROTH
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3000 wives, 365 days in a regular year.
Bingge would have to bang 8 wives per day in order to sleep with all of his harem within a single year
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no paragraphs. no spacing between paragraphs. improper dialogue tags.
so do any of you guys have fanfiction icks ?? ( things in fics you hate )
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LAN WANGJI: calm, resolute, unwavering. No matter what happens, he is there and he is Dad.
WEI WUXIAN: Life Lesson Dad disguised as Fun Dad. 3 am ice cream run turns into a long discussion about philosophy and the future and now you’re crying for some reason???
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HUA CHENG: in many ways a fun dad, but you also are suspicious about his vague job description
XIE LIAN: he’d watch his child eat some dirt and go “eh, they’ll probably be fine”
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Lan Wangji would stoically go through the Build-A-Bear rituals with Sizhui without complaint
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i love moshang because you know Mobei Jun is into the pretty bog-standard "rough sex with cuddling afterwards," typical brooding demon boyfriend stuff, meanwhile Shang Qinghua has spun an elaborate Conquerer/War Prize au rp, 500k, enemies-to-lovers--
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the relationship between the translator and the author they're translating is endlessly interesting to me. for instance, i'm pretty sure Rynn wants to fight Meatbun in single combat
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when omegaverse goes Hollywood/English-language mainstream, it'll be through an adaptation of a heterosexual kindle exclusive that inexplicably gets ultra popular. alpha man/omega woman. no fun exploration of gender and sex :(
contemplating how in the grand scheme of things it's really wild that the fanfic to trad pub book pipeline rly only took off with the most heterosexual of popular fics
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At first brush, Lan Wangji taking down all those nets looks like him being Honorable and Righteous, but in hindsight it was really a chance for him to be a dick to Jiang Cheng
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Ratiorine au wherein Aventurine is an influencer/vlogger with a mysterious never shown partner. the only thing Aventurine says is that he teaches math. everyone thinks hes probably boring. then, boyfriend reveal video...
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LUO BINGHE: you WILL be getting the childhood he never had. Overly involved. Judges your friends. Bake sale god.
SHEN QINGQIU: it’s canon that he’s the pampering, overly indulgent, spoiling type. All of your electronics are state of the art. Wish he’d stop pinching your cheeks
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every day Meng Yao awakens with the desire for m*rder in his heart, and every day Nie Mingjue must fuck it out of him
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Shen Yuan is a Gamer who is known for ranting about media and books on his streams in a hilariously catty manner, but immediately becoming Soft Boy when his male model boyfriend comes in to give him snacks
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Shang Qinghua: sits somewhere that is not Mobei Jun's lap
Mobei Jun: the fuck??????????? is this??????????? Qinghua...hates me? he hates Mobei Jun???????????? this is Absolutely Unacceptable--
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@oikilluas
There's something deeply horrifying about Sakura and Sasuke's entire relationship. Like shipping aside it should not exist for so many reasons.
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actually, modern au where rich city boy Jin Zixuan goes to his fiancee's family's farm and gets put through torturous manual labor by Jiang Cheng and Wei Ying
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LWJ TO THE JUNIORS: I’m taking down these nets because they are unsporting and violate the spirit of the night hunt
LWJ INTERNALLY: fuck you Jiang Cheng
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@venti_later
as Aventurine and Kaveh would be friends, Ratio and Haitham would therefore be homies-in-law
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@YlGACLAN
Falin is just so full of love no wonder everyone was willing to do unholy magics to bring her back
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MO RAN: fun dad fun dad fun dad! All your friends have a crush on him.
CHU WANNING: deeply concerned about your grades, are you eating enough? He’ll awkwardly hold your hand through all of life’s hardships
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Liu Qingge assuming deaged Binghe is the BingQiu mpreg baby
what's a scum villain moment that's real but doesn't FEEL real?
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BINGHE STANS: look at my handsome hardworking boy! he's so good and sweet and beautiful! love my protagonist!
SHEN YUAN STANS: look at this fucking loser weeb who never left the house and played dating sims all day
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The problem is that a lot of people don’t know what “critical reading” means in an academic context. It’s a lot more complicated than just “reading something and trying to figure out what’s wrong with it.”
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Shen Qingqiu’s biased pov called Shang Qinghua’s appearance “proper and handsome,” so you know SQH is a cutie with a booty
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headcanon that Lan Qiren is gay, but he took one look at the male cultivators of his generation and said, “absolutely not.”
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ME: man sometimes i wonder how Shen Jiu got away with half the shit he did for so long...yeah he was sneaky but not that sneaky
Donghua SQQ: [exists]
ME: that explains it
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MOBEI JUN: marriage mellowed him out. Gives you food instead of apologizing. Living jungle gym for his children.
SHANG QINGHUA: never stops worrying. Secretly runs the PTA. You worry about his stress levels.
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mbj, proud: qinghua called me 'big boy,' surely noting how my size can protect and nurture him
lbh, crying: shizun am i a big boy--
sqh, distractedly: oh hey big boy
mbj who was just trying to pop in and take a nap on his bed:
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OTHER DEMONS: King Mobei Jun is so serious...what is he thinking
MOBEI JUN: why did SQH call that hellhound “a chonky boy.” What does it mean
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Jin "i've got 4000 uncles and almost all of them have committed war crimes" Ling
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@JemKingofSass
the juniors having the world's weirdest coming-of-age tale in the background of MDZS is just. amazing.
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YAN WUSHI: prank dad. Will eat your Halloween candy and call it Dad Tax. “If they’re going to do it I’d rather they do it in the house.”
SHEN QIAO: sometimes you wonder what he sees in your other dad.
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my two pieces of worldbuilding advice:
1. kept those dates as vague as possible
2. if it's horny enough, the fans will justify it for you
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you can recognize something not being your speed without it being a value judgment on the thing itself
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Jin Ling would’ve had so many siblings. Jiang Yanli was pregnant within like a month of her wedding
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obbessed with the idea of Sha Hualing, Mobei Jun, and Binghe all having super sharp claws except they keep them like this:
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Liu Qingge asking if babified Binghe was the BingQiu mpreg child, and BUSTING DOWN THE DOOR to see said mpreg child
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Lan Xichen went from genius older brother to himbo to sea flapjack. amazing
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omegaverse but lion pride dynamics...omegas pool their resources together and work while the alpha takes care of kids, knocks the omegas up, and beats up intruders
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actually, Shang Qinghua having to wear the chub rub protectors during the summer. they haunt Mobei Jun's every thought
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Mobei Jun keeping Shang Qinghua beneath his cloak. emergency hammie
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nerdy librarian Shen Qingqiu cannot figure out why this sharply dressed gangster keeps showing up. Luo Binghe just wants to show the librarian who helped him with schoolwork how much he's grown.
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MBJ, BRAGGING TO SOME DEMONS: my consort successfully calculated the volume of rice that can be held in the new silo
DEMONS, GASPING IN SHOCK:
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LBH: no one can match Shizun!
MBJ: yeah? well my husband can do 13 times 7 in his head
LBH: ...........bro
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