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Took a girl home from the bar last night & she kept asking me if I was the 2004 PGA Championship winner the way I was making that Vijay Singh
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Freshman year my roommate went through a week long phase of only calling me 0028008868 bc he thought he could assert dominance by only using my student ID number
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Slow day in the office today. Had been wondering about this, finally looked it up. Edey outscores the other seven 7’3”+ players in the country combined.
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Why did Purdue take more free throws 😡😡😡😡 Alabama took mostly 3’s and Purdue hammered the post and the free throw difference was crazy, I simply cannot understand it! I get paid a ton of money to talk sports and I have drywall for brains!!
Was thinking about Purdue/Bama and how Zach Edey was refereed- so decided to look it up:
In Purdue's 4 biggest games this year: Gonzaga, Tenn, Marquette + Bama - Purdue is +44 in FT margin.
Easy to beat the best teams on your schedule - when you're averaging 11 more FT's a game
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Asking all of these Purdue fans on twitter to stop giving Tennessee fans the time of day. We’re on to Phoenix for NC State and they’re on to their annual family trips to Pigeon Forge. Let them be angry in peace. Nobody should care if they don’t like us or our guys.
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Every now and then I get texts from a country singer who asks to come play at Purdue and I don't know why he keeps trying with me
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Procrastination level 18,000: looking up ur 4th grade crush on facebook & finding out she lives in Utah & is married with a kid :/
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My hobbies include making manual boomerangs with my parents but not explaining what a boomerang is
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If you accidentally text me with a wrong number, I'll go along with it. For a month.
http://t.co/IcXP6szyxW
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Dad was telling me the new bank policy is to clean & wipe down a room after a customer has been in it. So he’s been meeting customers in the parking lot and signing bank papers on the hood of his truck while he’s smoking cigarettes so he doesn’t have to clean his office.
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“Liquor was on sale at Kroger, buy 6 bottles and you get 15% off, so I went ahead and bought 18 fifths” jesus fck grandma relax a little
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Want it on the record that I am taking the exact opposite stance on this. Back the truck up. Pay whoever. I don’t care. I want to win way more than I want to pocket watch our donors. Nobody cares about the moral high ground on a 4 win team.
I applaud Purdue for not backing up the Brink’s truck for some of these athletes who have absolutely no loyalty to their school & are strictly looking out to make the biggest buck they can. Giving a HS QB a million + when he has never taken a snap in college is a complete joke …
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Last week at Harry’s my mom started talking to a chick and then yelled across the bar “Hey Sam she’s got a cute butt you should talk to her” so anyways I have new wingman
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I rode my bike across the country this summer with no issues. I rode my bike for the first time since I finished today and got hit by a car within a half mile so that was rad
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How does this have 60k retweets are there people out there who actually didn’t know what ctrl f was
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It was raining when I was leaving class so I put an open question to everyone in my class—anybody wanna drive me home. An Asian kid named Wei said sure. Met him, hopped in his car & he had a dash cam. I asked if he’d seen anything cool & he told me “only crime scenes.. of my own”
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Woke up this morning with a random dude sleeping on our couch. Woke him up and asked who he was and he said “I’m trying to figure that out” and walked out the door, never to be seen again
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What an absolutely wild spot for a microwave
This was probably an overemotional, overreaction late last night. I just couldn't help myself.
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Your Love Is My Drug is a top 5 party song of all time, don't waste your time trying to convince me otherwise
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Just found this picture from high school when I was helping grade freshman English tests lmao
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How do u report child abuse, my mom is making me call and schedule my own doctor's appointment
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I would give my left leg for Purdue to have a rooftop bar on a day like today
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Incredibly thoughtful move by Purdue to lose to Texas Tech so I didn't have to watch us get torqued by Villanova
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Just stopped at a Louisiana gas station. Only one gas pump. Dirt parking lot. Went inside to pay and the cashier was smoking behind the counter. Tried to use the restroom, she told me it was closed but I could pee in the parking lot. I did.
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I don’t get into it with reply guys on twitter but I can’t stand the “he’s just tall” stuff. How many guys have been that tall and been mediocre at even mid-major teams. What Edey is doing on a top 5 team is incredibly impressive.
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Invited the pizza guy in for a drink last night and he actually agreed.
He mentioned he was learning German fluently because his family’s bloodline is getting too impure and he’ll only have a German wife.
Probably won’t be inviting the pizza guys in for a drink in the future.
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Death, taxes, my dad complaining about every super bowl halftime show that isn’t the Stones or Aerosmith.
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People say that guys are bad with money but who are you to tell me that gambling on the national spelling bee is a bad use of my money
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What's it like being a junior and all of your friends are 21?? I've worn pajama shorts to 3 functions this week because I'm too old to be there anyways
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I was working at a cemetery & an old man showed up bc he saw my truck parked for a couple hours and he thought I needed someone to talk to 😩
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Always tough making that judgement call whether a chick just hasn't had a insta-worthy pic with her bf in 6 weeks or they broke up
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Ay girl I heard you like smart guys, I just got to question 11 in HQ, wassup
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Still working from home so I flew back to Indiana for a few weeks. Spent my time rebuilding a 1939 radio.
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My professor never showed up to my last Purdue final. A nice little tribute to all of the classes that I missed over my four years.
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Ppl say guys aren’t observant but today I asked my mom when she hung up something up in the kitchen and she said four years ago
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Feelin for y'all webo folks today, make the most out of every day cause you never know what can happen
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Explained icing to my mom and next thing ya know she has a 24 pack and I catch her sliding them in the couch cushions
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Guy I work with texts dirty to his girl via microphone while driving so I know all about what he's planning on doing when he gets home today
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Somebody was at Harry’s last night wearing a BGR lanyard and it just seems like the bouncer wasn’t even trying
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Haha you’re so quirky I love it!! If it’s not a triple hop small batch IPA brewed by a blind lumberjack in the Pacific Northwest I don’t want it!! Seltzer’s suck!! Haha!!
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Saw bout a half dozen engagements this weekend. Spent most of my weekend dropping into verdansk. Just built different.
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One time me and my dad were hanging out around the pool and heard what we thought was our neighbor’s kids outside playing and yelling. Actually my grandma had fallen down the stairs inside the house and was yelling for help. Kinda had to get that off my chest.
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Anyone that's watched Marley and Me more than once is an actual serial killer
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Grandma told me this morning about how she’s waiting for a new microwave. Broke her old one by putting a full bottle of gorilla glue in there in an attempt to loosen the stuck cap. Exploded. Ruined her microwave. Can’t get over it.
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How y'all excited to go home for the summer, that just means we're all another year closer to leaving college
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Two full years since we brought this hoss home, shoutout to the best dawg Doc
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Imagine thinking you’re cool and trendy by not watching Game of Thrones
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Doc is gonna be on the composite this year so my mom helped him try on some ties
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Happy birthday to the old man, here's to another year of you getting shirtless in every social setting and crushing cartons of camels
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Like 5 years ago at a Colts game the half time show was little monkeys dressed like cowboys riding border collies that were herding goats and I've been thinking about it ever since
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My parents always say I can have friends over, parties, etc but then when I do they just get drunk & talk shit about me to my friends
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Well folks we've officially left "wish I was back on the beach" szn and we've moved into "I'm never leaving the beach" szn
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It's wild seeing my friends graduating. A few weeks ago they were stumbling around a frat house basement at 2am and a few weeks from now they'll be in a dress shirt at 7am on their way to work
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I’d commit war crimes to have that Purdue court in my back yard
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@drewbrees
' sons are having the ultimate dunk contest in the backyard 😂🏀
(via
@Saints
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Alright folks I biked 4000 miles this summer but I’m done now so I’m back on my twitter grind
#TheReturn
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I wanna love somebody as much as chicks love their weight loss pyramid schemes
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Truly did not need/want to get attacked like this. But I will say that I’m terrific at euchre.
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Yeah I spent part of my day figuring out how to get my Alexa to play the boys are back in town when I say “yo, you know what to do,” but who are you to say it was a waste
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My aunt tries to set me up with a new chick each Christmas, didn't have the heart to tell her that I've watched my roommate take home this year's chick on a Saturday morning
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Still probably the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me is Old Dominion Freight Line posting me on their company Instagram
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Date idea: go play bingo with the senior citizens and yell bingo when u don't have it and see how long it takes to get kicked out
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Three years ago this random dude commented on my Instagram post. Haven’t ever really recovered from it.
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Officially signed up to ride a bike from California to DC next summer, couldn't be more stoked
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I love college and everything but I'm super looking forward to having my own house so that I can put an unreasonable amount time and effort into making my lawn look amazing
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Christmas is cool now that I'm old cause instead of waking up at 6am to see what Santa brought, I wake up at 11am and make the whole fam some mimosas
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One of my favorite memories is when someone tried to rope me into what may be the most obvious pyramid scheme ever. “it’s this marketing game called pyramid...”
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Stop calling every year a shitty year and do something to change your shitty life
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Damn folks it's officially "ugh wish I was still on the beach 😩" instagram posting weather
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Local liquor store selling 6 Modelo’s cold for 2.29. This gringo may be a problem tonight
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You went to one Purdue basketball game and left at halftime because you wanted another strawberita, chill out about how much you love march madness and how your bracket is trash
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Folks I came home from Purdue last night with a dirt nasty case of the flu, a 102 fever, and a diminishing will to live. Karma is real and it hurts
Firm believer that I can't get sick because I treat my body so poorly that nothing even wants to try and take over
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Illinois chanting DUI while their best player needed a judge to step in to allow him to play with an active rape case is certainly interesting
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"So how'd you and your husband meet?"
"Well he commented 😍🔥 on an instagram spring break pic and I just knew he was the one"
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