Gaylors: joe isn't at opening night are they even together
Hetlors: ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD IF YOU KEEP IT JUST YOURS KYS YOU STUPID MONSTERS HES BUSY IT JUST MEANS HES WORKING
Taylor: we broke up that's why he wasn't at the shows 🤷♀️
It kills me that the pacific northwest gets set on fire every year, with months of hazardous air quality and nobody bats an eye. But now, finally, the east coast gets two days of poor air quality and suddenly we remember we're in the midst of a literal climate crisis
@SexyBaby_tswift
Bc they are both real. You literally ARE wasting your time hoping two straight woman are in the lgbt community. It’s nice to look back on their friendship I guess but then KKK betrayed Taylor so honestly, still tying them as anything is just rude to Taylor.
For the swifties who don't understand: gaylors never hated Joe, we just saw through the PR. It makes perfect sense that we like seeing him in a happy relationship do things that he likes and not forced to be with *that* woman
Amazing. Lizzo, in front of thousands of people, confronts LB574 - a gender affirming care ban and abortion ban - in Nebraska tonight.
"Don't let anyone tell you who you are. These laws aren't real. YOU are real."
I'm just realizing that it's joe's birthday today and only crickets from taylor. Can swifties wrap their minds around how strange this is? Their relationship is private, not secret. How is the king of taylor's heart not worthy of acknowledgement on his birthday? Very weird imo
Scissorgate has become the official gaylor calling card if I see you at the concert with a scissor necklace I will assume you're a gaylor I don't make the rules
"Why don't gaylors support other lgbt artists??"
First of all, we do. Have you *seen* our Spotify Wrapped lmao.
Secondly, I believe Taylor's music is such an integral piece of our consumed media because she still sings about her queerness *from inside the closet*.
🧵:
You're a woman, at a bar and a man buys you a drink and talks to you all night. He asks if you want to go to his place. You say yes and you frantically text your roommate saying you're definitely getting laid tonight.
Congratulations, you just speculated on someone's sexuality
Um I heard that g*ylors think that "scratches down your back" is sexual??? I personally think that is a deeply invasive interpretation of the lyrics you gays are so disgusting 🤮
Taylor can't dance. Her dancer that she hired knows she can't dance and doesn't agree with her comments on his dancing. Wtf are you guys upset about? Taylor isn't God you fucking imbeciles
I think she did it unconsciously for awhile, but now that people are pointing it out (like during rep and her paris performance) she's doubling down. Which is absolutely hilarious
How do swifties not see through the blatant backwriting of history by taylor? Bc either she's a prophet and about their breakup 5+ months in advance (or 3 yrs depending on the swiftie you talk to) while still desperately in love with Joe, or they haven't been together for awhile
Tampons were not allowed in my house and I had to secretly buy some for myself when I got a my driver's license, in case anyone is wondering how mormons in rexburg deal with the tampons vs pads issue
"Now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon" as in her name will always be on Taylor's lips through her songs. The Gardens of Babylon as an analogy to an ancient wonder that no longer exists. It's debatable whether it ever existed because no has seen it
@aiIinsversion
"Where did you first meet?"
Camera falls over, lights flicker, a child screams. A few strands of red hair flash across the screen before everything goes black.
She liked that tiktok bc they bought her entire line of merch. I'm all for gaylor evidence obviously but it wasn't taylor sapphic swift liking a thirst trap it was taylor capitalist queen liking an ad for her merch
I really love how my sister called me today to cry about the time she felt hurt when I didn't come out to her or her homophobic husband (or anyone) in 2018. And I hurt her when she told me she didn't want to see my then fiancé at Thanksgiving, because I didn't text her back.
Sometimes I forget that not every exmormon is a communist with the intent to organize the populace into a revolution against the capitalist bourgeoisie
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@Graphika_NYC
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@RollingStone
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I for one don't want homophobic swifties controlling the narrative
@whitecatprophcy
Basically all of mormon mythology hinges on the flood. But australian plant and wildlife evolution show that a global flood would have been impossible, not to mention the indigenous human populations that were there for millennia before the flood supposedly happened
I can scream the lyrics to Wonderland and everyone says I'm just a swiftie.
I can have Treacherous, Invisible, The Way I Loved You, and Dress come onto my playlist sequentially and never have to skip, or have my mom "discuss" with me why I can't listen to lesbian music.
Sadly no matter what she does the misogyny will be there. Gets a new bf? She moved on too fast and can't be by herself. Stays single? Obviously she's scared off any male prospects and will die a spinster. Comes out? She can't keep a man so of course she's pretending to be gay
Why aren't women informed of the horrible, grotesque, disturbing things that happen to their bodies when they become pregnant/give birth? It seems like something that should be covered thoroughly in sex ed classes
I have a playlist called "No Skips Taylor" and when I'm feeling a little crazy I'll put it on shuffle and every time I am surprised by the fact that it is indeed a no skips playlist. Just banger after banger, almost overwhelming tbh
Hey exmos can we do another mass muting/blocking campaign? This dude is a massive piece of shit and I'm tired of seeing him. He obviously thrives on attention and is beyond transphobic
Why is Taylor dating someone who never comes to anything that is important to her???? Hasn't she gone to Joe's stupid-ass debuts? Idc if my wife was winning her 19th Grammy or this was her 1,986th performance, I would be there screaming for her Every. Fucking. Time.
You literary prudes who diss on 1989 for having the worst lyrics miss the cinematic masterpiece that the music itself paints. There are real and intense emotions manufactured through the arrangement, instruments, rhythms, and melody interplay. You can't pretend it's not there
Taylor literally begs us to understand her more complex and abstract writing, but every time it's shot down. So she resorts to smashing it into our faces and people then say she's too basic or an amateur lyricist.
@whitecatprophcy
Oh that's wild. Mine was that women were much more righteous than men in the pre-existence so we need polygamy to get the numbers right