dazai already spends a fuckton of time lying on the agency couch when during work hours, and that’s WITH kunikida breathing down his back… imagine in pm meetings mori will be in the middle of a SERIOUS debriefing or something when dazai just silently stands up from his chair, +
everyone at the table falling silent so the only noise is the screeching of metal legs against hard tile. and then the black wraith, youngest port mafia executive, starts ROLLING AROUND ON THE FUCKING FLOOR as he thinks. mori continues talking like nothing happened, chuuya
FACEPALMS because he’s sick of dazai’s antics, and everyone else just stares. their faces are turned to mori, of course, but out of the corners of their eyes they’re watching dazai, because what the FUCK is he doing???
okay i’m a chuuya bpd/dazai aspd believer for many reasons but in every skk angst post i see it’s always both of them mutually drifting apart, or dazai doing something irreparably stupid. where is my chuuya splitting angst?? where’s dazai being HEARTBROKEN that chuuya hates +
wait so if this /is/ the official cover, does this mean we’re entering the next phase of sorts of cover art? like how volumes 1-14 alternate a black and white title, where 15-24 are all black text on white(ish) background, lining up when the page was written on? +
KADOKAWA’s March 2024 financial report has revealed that "Bungo Stray Dogs" is the 3rd highest earning series in both manga and anime since its first publication and airing🥂🎉
The report also reveals the OFFICIAL VOLUME 25 cover illustration!
#文スト
#bungosd
chuuya wearing a dress but still squatting and manspreading and doing basically everything you should not be doing in a dress. kouyou tries to tell him off but he doesn’t listen because he’s wearing boxers over his briefs and it’s not like his dick will fall out and flash anyone
just remembered that time i had sex with someone (cough) and a couple minutes after they turned to face me and asked “whatcha thinking about?” to y’know flirt and be cute and my dumb ass said “… you wanna watch bsd?” anyway we watched an episode then fucked again
i just think dazai and yosano should get drunk together and kiss as a joke but then they start sloppily making out and then they get handsy and in the morning when they wake up in the same bed they realise they didn’t exactly enjoy it but god it felt nice
him out of absolutely nowhere yet completely understanding because he knows how bpd works but it still HURTS??? and he doesn’t know how to deal with the hurt because he doesn’t usually feel things anyway least of all negative things but he feels /this/ and this feels /bad/ but
listen i don’t like force feeding (in either direction) and neither does dazai but when kunikida notices it’s been a while since he’s eaten properly you bet he busts out the spoon airplane. the choo choo train. dazai’s mouth has opened quicker before but never before for food
lets be so fr guys, dazai would steal ranpo’s ds while he’s off on a case and use it to read all the dead dove non/dubcon gratuitous violence fics of your nightmares on the agency couch and kicking his feet. it is not that serious
dazai with chronic pain literally canon?? also open this thread for some pics from the rakugaki note because i just looked through it again and feel like sharing🫶🧵
to be touched and to be seen, to be able to let go and not have to pretend. to feel good at the hands of someone you know and trust, who has been through the same things as you, who /gets it/. and maybe next time it happens there aren’t any drinks involved
albatross making the most sexist and misogynist jokes to genderfluid lippmann on fem days to validate her gender and on masc days he goes right back to treating him like one of the guys
tw // sh
chuuya has used corruption a few times since the fight with guivre, but it’s not until he uses it against shibusawa that the scars from it really become noticeable. and chuuya hates it. they only serve as a reminder of all the friends he seems
@bpdnakahara
i know that in the manga his ability is black because it’s in b&w but even when harukawa colours it, it’s black!! i love the red don’t get me wrong but purple/black would be so breathtakingly gorgeous. also fully get you with seeing them as different colours
don’t get me wrong, i love soukoku and they’re one of my all time favourite ships, but i don’t ship them domestically. in my head they’ll never get married. they’re not even boyfriends.
they go to date spots alone together and watch movies cuddled up in bed together and they
when having discussions about dazai’s character, especially as he was in the pm, i think we’d all do well to remember that he literally drugged his friends for fun
thinking about 16chuuya starting to get into grooming and makeup (lippmann teaches him some basics ofc) and one day he accidentally overplucks his eyebrows, so even when he isn’t scowling at dazai he just permanently looks angry
one day dazai walks into the agency office and apologises to atsushi for getting him this job. atsushi’s like what why? i love it here
dazai’s like yeah but i took you away from your true calling as a baker💔💔
atsushi looks up from making biscuits on the sofa to 🤨🤨 him
i’m by no means fluent in japanese but i got a kanji dictionary for christmas so here’s me looking up what this means! it translates to “special disposition” so the translator of that chapter definitely,, made some choices! that i don’t agree with +
beast mori is not actually ‘VERY different’ from canon mori at all, in fact the are the exact same character! bare with me for a second here, but given events such as the azure king incident and the azure apostle incident, gide and mimic coming to yokohama and trying to destroy +
just posted this as a comment but according to my trusty kanji dictionary, 趣味 means “interest, liking, tastes; hobby” and not, in fact, lust, as the official translation would have you believe. mori has never lusted after young girls
help a brother out, does anyone have that pic of skk from the 15 manga where dazai says something in the background while chuuya is smiling in the foreground, and the next panel is chuuya turning back to look at dazai like “wtf” bonus points if it says meow
i love that ranpo jumps onto the table when he’s excited and takes his shoes off when he lies down on the agency couches because that’s his home and he’s making himself comfortable🫶 also that he spends his free time going to poe’s house
ngl i am a little bit obsessed with dazai who, even at the ripe old age of 22, still has a little bit of baby fat on his cheeks. that is still a Boy, your honour. let him be happy
atsushi is probably the only person that dazai has explicitly told why he wants to die, but he forgot the reason—because /it doesn’t matter/. dazai is /dazai/, and that’s enough for him. they are The Boyfriends ever
oh my god imagine one or both of 18ish skk going on their own mission/s for a week or two, and when they reunite chuuya was so busy that he didn’t have time to shave so he’s got this scratchy little beard across his cheeks and over his chin, still relatively short (like himself)+
dazai shows this to chuuya as a “healthy alternative” to smoking, and chuuya responds by pointing out dazai literally finished one of his cigs five minutes ago. dazai shrugs
not including the infamous panels of dazai simply watching chuuya using corruption because that’s clearly the face of a man in love but dawg could you BE any more gay?
@qsteriia
brushing against his own neglected cock, driving even more /desperate/ whimpers from his lips as he plasters them around atsushi’s neck and /sucks/
we all talk about atsushi’s romantic partners calling him their kitten in fics and stuff but the fact it’s literally canon for his gf to call him kitten, like. she said that to FUKUZAWA even
@petitesmafia
chuuya trying to figure out text to speech to save time typing but because of his quick speaking and tendency to scream and make otherwise random noises it just slowed him down even more
hc that chuuya has scoliosis i mean we’ve all seen his posture that boy has The Trans Slouch but also. his hips are uneven his spine is uneven his shoulders are uneven. if he didn’t have medical trauma he’d probably gain like three inches from the corrective surgery
happy two followers here’s an updated pic of my collection <3 i ordered vol6 of the anthology months ago but i think it got lost in the mail so i have to order it again :( also the jpn vol9 is the limited edition cover hehe
love how most of the fandom collectively agrees that dazai sometimes just licks chuuya, and chuuya says it’s gross but doesn’t do anything about it. we know what they are
sighs exasperatedly. if only we knew how to Look.
we were all so distracted by fukuchi’s mask that fyodor’s hand—or, more accurately, /lack thereof/—wasn’t even there, this whole time.
#bsd
#bsdtheory
#bsd116
#bsd117
i can’t remember the exact tweet that spurred on this train of thought, but. as an aspd dazai believer that also heavily kins dazai and potentially has aspd (can u see why i believe what i do), half of this thread is exactly Why i love the hc w dazai had a ‘normal’ childhood,
Mori and Dazai: a noncomprehensive opinion-based analysis of the most talked about parts of their relationship by me, Lily, that I didn’t intend to post tonight and I actually had to cut off bc it got too long but oh well.
22dazai wouldn’t ask anyone to peel a mandarin for him. but one lunchtime when he hasn’t shown up for work yet, atsushi takes one with him as he goes for a walk to the graveyard he knows dazai frequents. he doesn’t know who s oda is, but he knows they mean
“i’m gonna go draw a slug in lingerie and you’re gonna go have sex” sighs. this is what happens when your daddy dom is on the other side of the world💔💔
if fukuchi uses his dick as a weapon does that mean that he’d cum a hundred times as much as a normal person
he’s the type of guy who could impregnate a cismale with a dick like that. literally can’t use condoms cuz the cum just fills it up and leaks out the end
this is the type of note dazai would write for himself and tape to atsushi’s back in the morning so kunikida can get the note without dazai having to actually go anywhere
@qsteriia
lips still plastered around atsushi’s neck as he practically /drills/ his cock up into dazai’s warmth again and again, dazai pulls away with some of the smooth flesh between his teeth as he feels atsushi’s neck turning slightly so he can look down at him. dazai looks right +
t4t skk but it’s tmasc chuuya and tfem dazai and they both have a breeding kink but no matter how hard they try (and trust me. they try) chuuya’s strap won’t get dazai’s ass pregnant :(
it’s funny because a lot of people say that izuku wouldn’t be okay with being even a little feminine (wearing women’s clothing, makeup, etc) but this is literally horikoshi’s izuku
lippmann definitely had tons of merch right, and some celebrities usually have something silly that resembles them, so what if lippmann had something like that
missionary so i can explain the plot of bsd and the character backstories in immense detail (this has happened before, multiple times, and will happen again)
don’t get me wrong i am All for personal interpretations of characters + headcanons about them but every time i see a post about characters (cough pm skk cough) listening to certain music my brain Short Circuits, for two reasons. the first is i personally don’t agree BUT i don’t
@MarsThorn
i would argue (/hj) kyouka’s mother brings a lot to the plot, if she didn’t command demon snow to kill her and protect kyouka she would have never joined the mafia, atsushi wouldn’t have saved her, he wouldn’t have grown as much as he has—
y’know the atsushi enjoyer and bsd special interest in me LOVES the hc that he subconsciously purrs when he’s happy but the taxonomy lover/special interest in me Hates the hc because TIGERS CANNOT PURR THATS HALF THE REASON THEYRE TIGERS!!!!