I’ve been to afties like this. They think I’m queening with them… but in my mind, I’m observing monkeys with a typewriter seeing if any of them will write hamlet on accident.
PSA on drag etiquette: even if you are the most fun person in your office/friend group, an artists number is NOT about YOU. It’s about the performer. Do NOT BLOCK THEM FROM WALKING AROUND AND COLLECTING TIPS SO YOU CAN DANCE WITH THEM
Why is a trans body “lazy” in drag, but padding isn’t? Like one requires $$$ and surgery with long recovery time and one is a couch cushion under nude tights
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Jaykay falling off stage because I grew up with an alcoholic abusive father in constant state of distress. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own "Jaykay falling off stage” for
almost 20 years.
"Our daughters future can be anything they want it to be"
Unlesssss a man puts on a women's swim suit and decides he wants to take those opportunities. Then we'll call him brave, applaud him, and watch as you're violated, humiliated, and belittled.
Woman who didn’t clock me in the bathroom started yapping about how you never who is a real woman and I was like “yes girl!! They can be anywhere. It’s scary out there!”
Kamala started the FIRST reentry program to give first time drug offenders college education and job training instead of jail time and expunged their records IN 2004!! Less than 10% of people in the program reoffended.
I won a girthy veiny uncut dildo at a party last week and lost it and spent the rest of the party accusing people of taking it and telling them to squat and cough. Just found it and now I’m so embarrassed.
I think travel advisories are actually important, but jokes are absolutely in bad taste. We need to create more mutual aid for Floridians who need asylum. and as pride month approaches, pressure corporations to help fund them.
I’ve had one of the hardest years of my life this year, and I can’t even be upset about it or say it’s been the worst year of my life because I’ve made so many amazing friends. Love y’all fr fr
Angelica Ross claims on Instagram live that Emma Roberts was insufferable to work with on set of ‘AHS:1984’. According to Ross she was misgendered by Emma and referred to as “not a lady”, and also joked about abusing Evan Peters.
JayKay saw me tweet about wanting to fuck the Rotisserie chicken man, then saw a tweet about me thinking JayKay was hot. THEN went on stage and ate a rotisserie chicken, is that flirting??
Y’all need to let the revolution thing go. Y’all couldn’t organize a proper boycott on the right companies even when a list was provided to you and I KNOW yall can’t shoot a gun