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naarm (melbourne) - trains, homosexuality, bad takes
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Joined February 2020
just me and my transgender operations on illegal aliens from prison !!
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guys wake up Jack Schlossberg mirror selfie just dropped
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itโs my birthday in 1 hour and 20 minutes if anyone wants to send me lots of money, hoes, and a 365 day myki pass that would be lovely
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tony armstrong has to take down his opposition to a genocide but Patricia can keep up her pro-Israel retweets?. ABC showing itโs true colours
This is an extremely serious escalation in hate speech & inciting hatred by a mainstream party leader. To be clear @AdamBandt & the @greens have endorsed a rally calling for a "Free Palestine" with an image of only Palestine, no Israel. Is it any wonder Jews don't feel safe
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the only correct response to this itโs not fucking vodka guys
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Too lazy to walk for tiramisu this is truly a depression symptom
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my final call I know no one gives a shit but enjoy nerds. I have an exam that finishes just after polls close and Iโm more anxious for the election than the exam
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Who needs a house husband???. (I took way too long to make chicken katsu curry)
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Sent my tutor an email about my illness and my medical certificate and this response is genuinely fucked up
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3 HOUR EXAM FINISHED IN 50 MINUTES . Iโm dressed up for the election as a swing state btw (purple)
my final call I know no one gives a shit but enjoy nerds. I have an exam that finishes just after polls close and Iโm more anxious for the election than the exam
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Wore it with pride on stage, and had a wonderful man come up to me to shake my hand and thank me afterwards - and that made it entirely worthwhile. also queened out with my old psychology teacher.
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Another aperol spritz will cure me
Getting tipsy and trying to make small talk at a 70s birthday and they are ALL LANDLORDS BBITCHING ABIUT THEIR TENRSNRS IM GOING INSANENEEE.
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Coping by sitting in a greens state seat and crying until I feel better
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The umpire of our game had messaged me on hinge and grindr before โ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ.
we WON our netball qualifying final we are off to the grand final!!
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after losing my wallet Iโve finally got my.license (learners ofc), healthcare card, myki and bank card back!!
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1/3 of melbourne fags at troye sivan, the other 1/3 watching wicked, then everyone joining the other 1/3 who have been at yah yahs pining for a glimpse of jojo siwa . look out for the gay crossovers tonight !.
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I cannot believe "gyatts and services tax" and "chat is this prime minister serious?" is in hansard forever.
#BREAKING ๐จ "Skibidi!". Western Australian senator Fatima Payman has delivered a speech for Gen Z and Gen Alpha, telling the "sigmas of Australia" that the "goofy ahh government has been capping". WATCH THE FULL VIDEO:
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hydrogen bus with a weird face (also late) but heโs cute
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I hate drew pavlou heโs truly scum of the earth and engaging with him even facetiously boosts his stupid unwashed ego.
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blue da ba dee (it looks like blackface in other angles)
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this is awful and anti free speech.
Jacinta Allan is announcing a crackdown on protests. It will include a:.- Ban on protestors wearing face coverings, masks and balaclavas .- Ban on protesters bringing glue, locks, ropes, chains and things that cause โmaximum disruptionโ.- Ban on protests at places of worship
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the $4.60 fare is definitely the reason no one catches the 609 and not the fact that they only run 4 services a day and nothing on weekends
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I SEE A FUCKWIT FROM MY UNI TUTORIALS HERE NO WHAT A LOSER.
Opposition planning spokesman and local MP @newbury3186 outside @JacintaAllanMP press conference announcing 50 new activity centres. Was leading locals in chants of "shame, premier, shame". Middle Brighton has been identified as one new centre. #springst
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>claims to be pro lifeโฆ
#BREAKING: Former federal minister Kevin Andrews has died after a year-long battle with cancer, according to a statement released by his family.
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we WON our netball qualifying final we are off to the grand final!!
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evidence of a follow and Iโll give you a kiss
my friends band had their debut gig and it was amazing. @ zaugustusband on Instagram. it would mean the world if you could chuck them a follow and check their stuff out <3. plus the guitarist is HOT truly ate that shit up
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calling santa to drop a firebomb on โtrackless tramsโ
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NO ONE NEEDS A CAR THIS BIG.(7 year old for reference). It is unbelievable how dangerous this will be on the roads - at the stunning price of $130k
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Btw you canโt miss more than 2 classes or you fail the subject. Also she refuses to send out any of the content covered in the tutorial.
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the male orgasm. the best noise on earthโฆ bar the noises of an xโtrapolis 100 sounding its horn and departing off.
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never shaving again except my face I cannot be bothered.
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god forbid an organisation raises money to advance a socialist cause.
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I am loving the vibes of a private account I know thereโs 4.5k of you but it feels nicer.
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I lovee sleep deprived men wdym you look like a starved raccoon with hollowed out eyes??? ur perfectโฆ.
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never written a cover letter before what is this guyssssss.
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my favourite bit is making southside hinge men afraid of the northern suburbs because of crime. Iโve got a guy terrified of Fairfield after one freak anecdoteโฆ. Iโm preventing the cultural invasion of our suburbs by south yarra twinks.
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Birkenstock season at unimelb itโs time to see private school toes.
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blud doesnโt know about the financial state of University of Melbourne Student Union
@Leo_Puglisi6 iโd love to see how theyโre going to pay for the daily breakfasts and dinners lol.
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sheโs a little rough but I kinda love her (2nd pic found next to the lift)
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She is not pretty but she is tasty
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okay so Blueorgia is dead.
my final call I know no one gives a shit but enjoy nerds. I have an exam that finishes just after polls close and Iโm more anxious for the election than the exam
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lost my netball grand final so what better way to cope than watch mcg footy in the wet
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Finn said sit if you condemn Hamas and this dawg refused โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
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Why do hot shirtless men need to run around ovals like that.1. Itโs not fair you arenโt allowed to look like that.2. it is so humid you are sweaty like crazy.3. hnmgmtmfrnrj.
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ugh my situationship (I hate that word but itโs an accurate description) vomited on the floor of maccas what an ick. I feel like 5 pints is not enough to munt thatโs not enough for me.
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sheโs finally leaving him ๐๐๐.
uhhh update: he's been lying about his last name and his country of birth???. mind you they've been together since like 2019, and he has no other friends, is entirely economically and socially dependent on my aunty and they live in a town with like 1,000 people.
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Pathetic.(I WANTED GARLIC BUT SOME PEOPLE HAD TO BE โALLERGIC TO DAIRYโ)
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guys about to clock into my holding space shift at the solo polyamorous hijabi amputee factory.
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@Leo_Puglisi6 the same at our school, they also police it afterwards by standing at the bus stop and yelling at kids who brought a hoodie for the ride home.
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