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Authors of 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘈 𝘎𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘈𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦 available wherever you get books

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Joined May 2015
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Happy pub day to us 🥳🥹 HOUSEWARMING is out today
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Good morning how’d you sleep
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the 5 year thing
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This deck sucks so we’re pulling it up
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7 years together as of yesterday 🥰
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what if we just 📦🚐✈️🐑👨‍🌾
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We’re authors😭😭 #NewProfilePic
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felt cute today ok?!?!
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The previous owners of our new house left us these relics dug up from the backyard and my question is can we just bury them back or do we need to hire a spiritual practitioner because like they definitely unleashed something right?
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1 before & 3 afters 🥰🥰
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THANK YOU @LilNasX for your realistic depiction of queer relationships 😭😭
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2017➡️2018➡️2019➡️2020
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Found 120+ year old original bargeboard walls hiding under the drywall :)
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Happy Mardi Gras from last year 💜💚💛🥲
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@alex_abads Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah in the 2004 action comedy Taxi
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Wall becomes table
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I build this bookshelf/desk combo and im very proud of it 🥺👉👈
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Last day at the beach 😭😤
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Louisiana residents: dial the governors office at 225-342-0991 and leave a message with your name and number and voicing opposition to the fetal heartbeat legislation. It would prohibit abortions as early as 6 weeks, at which point many individuals don’t
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2nd dose ootd
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how it started // how it’s going []
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Good morning. It’s Tuesday.
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Still some work to do 🛠 but you can pee in here now
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okay our first big change to this house is complete
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oomf to bffl pipeline
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we wrote a book!! 🥰🥰 preorder:
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I just spilled “Stress Relief” tea all over my brand new computer
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Nail gun loaded and ready 🔨🪚🛏 we’re building a bed today
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omg our lil garden is coming along 😭
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Hurricane prep self-care PB&J
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18 vs 32
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On the blog today, how to build a build a potting shed when you don’t have a shirt :/
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Dinner is grilled lamb w/ mint chimichurri, roasted rosemary potatoes, and pickled ranch salad 🐣 🐰 🌞
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Beta carotee-hee-hee
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Painted the wall four times for this selfie
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The Catholic Church lives for dramatic announcements as if that isn’t inherently gay behavior
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Happy Mardi Gras to all, and to all a good night
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✈️🏔🍻
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a gay little house tour 🏡🎥
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Me: h- Y’all: baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark. Momma shark doo doo doo doo doo momma shark doo doo doo doo doo momma shark doo doo doo doo doo momma shark. Daddy shark doo doo doo doo doo daddy shark doo doo
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Lady Gaga rips her skirt off to reveal blackpink hiding beneath it. They perform sour candy.
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24 hours after the hurricane and we finally lost power
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Eat Your Heart Out, Chip Gaines
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Testing and shooting cocktail recipes today. What could go wrong?
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Party in the back
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Hama Sushi is best
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Shelf painting 💙💙
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Here’s how we take photos for Instagram
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Mantel stuff
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Throwback to this Grand Canyon trip where we managed to not see the Grand Canyon
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If our shared tombstone doesn’t say “two gay penguins with a reputation for trouble”
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Two gay penguins with a reputation for trouble stole an entire nest of eggs from a neighboring lesbian couple at the same zoo
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We haven’t killed each other
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2017➡️2018➡️2019➡️2020
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Been giving this tub a makeover :)
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such a thoughtful birthday gift from my husband! always been a fan of our friend @cubsthepoet ‘s work and also been wanting to get serious about growing our art collection 🥹🥹
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POV your gay uncles show up at your high school graduation
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Guinea keets joined the fam Ten of them: Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz, Larry, Curly, Moe, and Cher.
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first outing in a while and i only had a *little* agoraphobic panic
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We did a little workout and a big selfie sesh
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I was really excited for these shorts but then someone included them in a “Gay Summer 2021 Starter Pack” tweet
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Smoky Mountain Vibes
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Being stupid in Brooklyn
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Lamb (2021)
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My straight brother went to his first drag show tonight and I took two Advil and watched Survivor happy Pride
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Cruciferous crew
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Buying this scaffold was cheaper than renting it for 3 days, so... we have a scaffold now.
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well now we “know” how to hang wallpaper on ceilings
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Just informed me he “splurged and got fabric softener”
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Everyone on TikTok is convinced this bathtub is in a hallway or living room—completely overlooking that Beau is evil regardless
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The ~actual~ most wonderful time of the year begins today
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Today’s home WOD: 50-40-30-20-10 HRPU, squat jumps, sit-ups. 200m waiter carry after each round. THIRTY SEVEN minutes 🥵
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💪 😓
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The guy we hired to hang this paper said our scaffold was too wobbly and bailed! So figuring it out
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we’re on a billboard, mom! buy our book HOUSEWARMING :):):)
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The amount of time @AOC spends interacting directly with regular people on her Twitch and IG Lives is incredible and should be the standard for members of Congress
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Hell does look fun!
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To the couples who got engaged yesterday and took the attention away from Jesus’ birthday... have fun in hell
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17 year old me screamed
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I don’t understand how long they will be in PV? It’s been years
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The police are not stopping them because the police are on their side.
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Happy Mardi Gras from Cupid and Raincloud 💜💚💛
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it’s nailing time
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Just argued over a paint color for our bedroom for half an hour hbu
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trout amandine meunière, thyme rice, and Sancerre
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Lil recap/journal entry/photo dump from our beach vacay with @PJandThomas on the blog right now 😍😍🏝⛱
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Ok this is 2016
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1 retweet = 1 belly scratch for Fox
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the rich think they're the only ones who deserve financial literacy
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Catch us on ⁦ @HodaAndJenna ⁩ this morning!! Watch it and see if you can tell how nervous we were to meet these icons 😰😍
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why did my boyfriend want to watch this debate 🙃 what a train wreck
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Is WandaVision “boring” or are you “afraid of exploring grief”
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