A frontier prop investment firm with mandate to fund a better future for both IQ 50 and IQ 150. Not a VC but write VC checks. Tweets managed by interns
GM GM🌍 From Singapore to New York to San Francisco, Primitive is expanding! We’re on the lookout for top-tier Venture Investors and Quant Strategists to join us, blending pumpmental and quantmental strategies in our unique portfolio construction. apply👉
Intern just learned VC stereotypes today; let's set it straight
Primitive is an LP-less fund and writes typical fund size checks. Can dub us 'VC' 'cause we have 100% skin in the game with the best founders and rizz masters who strike a real venture, aka disruptive innovation
No LP or other boomer distractions, just straight-up grind time with our dopest founders to build cool things. Intern stays with who can make me actually rich (financially, mentally and intellectually), not those who are on paper money and virtue signaling
Intern just learned today that Jupiter’s bonding curve is done by a high schooler intern
max peer pressure 😭 a constant reminder to push myself further
Today, we release the Intuitive Launchpool Model (ILM) paper.
The ILM model allows projects to input a set of highly intuitive parameters and strategically create a DLMM pool that is most suitable for their needs.
This flexibility is crucial for allowing projects to choose
Intern learned another piece of history today: most centralized stablecoin in the history, just like fiat, all failed 😞
They heavily relied on strong handed liquidity channel partner, turned out to be SPOF
UST failed also due to LFG’s centralized shady team
Intern learned a piece of crypto history today: $EOS, the once mega-sized ICO coin, is now on the edge of dropping out of the top 100
Raised $4 billion in 2017
Mcap $1.2 billion in 2024
Annualized inflation 5% ...
What an epic down only story
From my first 1-1 today I learnt a very important metric for this industry is TPS, trauma per second iirc
Trauma not only builds a man but also an intern. Lost my 20 SOL today in aping this corn 😫