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I need you tech bros to develop an app that actually connects landlords with tenants directly, agents are ruining the experience for everybody.
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Lol This is my problem with visiting other [West] African countries tbh. You fit just land hotel dey try chill before you go sightseeing, you go just hear say Colonel Ngolo Mendy has taken over power in a military coup, airports have been closed till further notice.
BREAKING: Unusual military presence around the capital of Burkina Faso as state TV is off air and reports of gunfire at military facility.
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We are the only generation of Nigerians that haven’t enjoyed this country at all. We have no good stories to tell.
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Not even saying the man is a saint. But that they cannot find dirt to finish him off with is truly remarkable for a Nigerian politician tbh. Like not a single thing, not his personal life, not his public service.
LP on Obi’s Travails: They tried to entrap him with women, dug into his finances, bank accts
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Lol my golden rule is I only like women that already like me or I am certain find me attractive on some level, asin I gats see sign say you dey feel me or the likelihood say you go feel me don dey very obvious.
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Lol I follow quite a number of Kenyans on here and sometimes I honestly can’t tell whether they are tweeting about their country or Nigeria. Cause the issues are almost identical.
Kenyans running for USA, France, Israel, Bahrain and other countries because our leaders are an assortment of dregs from the bottom of the barrel.
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The switch! Got express permission from my boss. I have two hours. Make I go join my brothers and sisters for Berger.
#SARSMUSTENDNOW
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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My advice to una, especially those of you chronically online people, be intentional about weaning yourself off of this app. It radicalizes you slowly.
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Omo ASUU needs to call off this strike. My lil cousin-bro just call me say e dey come my house for a few days and that boy dey chop like who dey anticipate famine.
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Lol. Let me just say that make nobody dey rush you into “conflict resolution” wey you no plan for. If you need time to process whatever the issues are, please take that time off. You will be grateful you did in the end.
My ex did that a lot, any small argument or fight. He’d ignore me for hours or a day sef.
Man I was so stressed, started losing feelings and stopped caring whether we spoke or not.
I hate it sooo much🥲
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Lol my first relationship ended in hot tears. I was 19, my 17yo gf cheated on me with a guy from Yobe state. I mean who does that?? How do you even know someone from Yobe state? Me wey school for North I don’t know anybody from Yobe state.
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Imagine Goodluck was still president and them kidnap Hausa people for train and never free them till now. All these people that you see calling on God today and have turned to religious scholars overnight for don try break the barricade into Aso Rock to jack GEJ for shirt.
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Lol. My colleague at work, told us his “men’s club” made up of basically drinking buddies who gather to play football on weekends gave him 1.5m for his wedding. I no know which kind “show up” wan pass that kind one for wedding o.
Do many men have friends that really show up for them when they get married? Everytime I've been a bridesmaid, my fellow bridesmaids are trying to be of service on the wedding day e.g on the floor packing sprayed money, and the men are just enjoying. I feel like this is the norm.
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Went to see my babe in UniJos, found out during the course of my stay that I was the side guy, had exactly 270 on me, went to ATM, card got stuck in the machine, couldn't go back to her house, used 200 to buy suya, stayed with Suya guy till the next day. Worst day of my life.
The only time ATM has swallowed my card was at Obalende... confusion hold me , cos I didnt have 1 naira to go anywhere from there and it was before 8am
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Hill I will die on. Esp in Nigeria you would be doing a huge disservice to yourself if you have parents from diff states and you don’t play the politics. I am conveniently from either of where my parents are from on the day any benefits me the most. There are no laws against it.
You’re from both your mother’s and father’s state and tribe. Not just your father’s.
Stop erasing your mother.
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@LadyDreyx
@Chika_Blairssen
Lol walahi. If you do pass normal Sunday church e go hard me to dey with you. If you even have personal relationships with “daddy g.o” Na red flag for me.
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@FutureFirstLord
Even if them go give foreign nationals some sort of protection. You wey be black man like them, regard no go dey for you. You fit collect bullet for all your troubles.
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If you talk with older Nigerians, you often hear them speak of “the good old days”, of a time where “things were good”, “when Nigeria worked”. They reminisce with almost palpable nostalgia about their youth, not because they were morally upright than us or even better than us.
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Lol. Two items I got on Aliexpress, almost 8months now Nipost say them no fit see am. Aliexpress said it got here, Nipost no gree.
Nipost that steals my Aliexpress orders wants to handle deliveries, useless people 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I randomly think about those Aluu boys sometimes. Never seen anything gorier my whole life.
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They were just lucky to belong to the generation the British had just handed over power to. Young, energetic and vibrant - how they still managed to run this country aground despite all the opportunities and wealth is simply unforgivable.
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This is disgraceful...church hired placards. Fatoyinbo’s minions.
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My 69yo mother finishing her 10km run at the Charity Half Marathon. She ran 10km in a little over an hour. 🥺
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Again it's always funny when people blame the happenstance in the North on illiteracy, It is not. The educated elites are also complicit in the problem. If they tell you what Dr Pantami, current DG NIITDA said that got him removed as Imam of ATBU, you won't believe your ears.
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@princessalaafia
@tolzlani
@perfectioncraze
Fat people always want to be the center of body positivity discussions, that’s not even the problem, the issue is they want to be there alone. For me they can have it, there’s kuku little space left for other people to fit in.
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Lol. If you are from a minority ethnic group in Nigeria, no follow anybody do abolish state of origin anything o. Na WAZOBIA favorite thing be that. They will dominate every where.
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Women do this shit alot, she go do nonsense then wan force you into getting over it and acting like all is good. Na wetin dey cause resentment. Awon “I like to trash out issues” that’s fine sis, I am not just ready yet.
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@E_gbu_na
During one of crisis in Jos, around 2008, in an emotionally laden sermon at Jummat in ATBU, he preached vengeance over the speakers and ended the sermon with these words; "we shall crush Christians like flies". To put this into context, he holds a 1st class degree in computer sci
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With the way Cameroon near us, person for atleast enter on one or two weekends go watch this AFCON. But Africa is such a useless place that even without the threat of insurgency and covid, it’s incredibly difficult to move between countries here.
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Lol On the drive home, Falz’ Hypocrite comes on the stereo and I noticed they censored where he asked “who are we to judge the homosexuals?”
Anyway the sooner we realize we can’t stifle the conversations about gay rights forever, the better it is for us all.
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Lmao just heard all the houses in Prince and Princess Estate contributed money to fix their roads,100k per house, chairman of home owners association chop money say him use am pay ransom when he was kidnapped....
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You need to understand it is an anomaly you are +25yo and the only possessions u own are perhaps a few decent clothes & a phone u probably had to save for months to buy. It is not your fault, u have done everything right, the system has failed u. And I need u to be mad about it.
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This guy said he was given 10k to carry a placard support fucking guy Fatoyinbo.
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Lol anybody that regards Japheth Omojuwa as an intellectual, I am sorry but nothing go dey your head too. That guy and Ogbeni Dipo even if they somehow become professors in this life, nothing will ever convince me that anything dey inside their head. The absolute dumbest mfs.
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@DantePasusu
It is mind blowing bro. Since last year I dey wait for them, in my mind; “there has to be something nau because last last na Nigerian politician”, but omo them never fit find anything. E dey burst my head.
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The women are clearly unimpressed, they can see right through the bs, sycophancy and tomfoolery.
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Like we have watched ourselves become poorer in such a short period. Things wey been dey like nothing before these agents of darkness came along done become luxury now.
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If no be say our judiciary no dey work, na proper class action suit them suppose institute against Msport for this nonsense.
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I finish dey smooch my babe, na that year wey boys go smooch for like 1hr still no see fok. Banny small phone drop inside chair, she no know, na so I bade my damsel farewell o, later come dey hear vibrations inside chair, found the phone lo and behold some nigga for Kebbi/
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Na this same thought process dey make Jihadists murder people over cartoons. Make una continue dey talk say no be the same thing.
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Lol sometimes when these people say them no suppose dey group them with the rest of Africa we no suppose too dey vex.
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😂 Abuja don get hisbah oh, every weekend now them dey patrol the streets dey arrest women and harass people wey dey go club. I am still surprised there’s no collective outrage against this nonsense and it’s been going on for months now.
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It’s so unhealthy to be obsessed with your partner’s sexual history. Like Omo this thing happened before you, why so bothered?
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Biodun Fatoyinbo’s ministry didn’t suffer any fallouts from that period. Infact I dare say his church even expanded. Na animals we dey share this space with, abi una no know?
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Lol. I really honestly need more men to realize there’s almost zero incentive to get married. It’s mostly stress walahi. Later NGO go still come drop anecdote say you dey only spend 30 or is it 40% of your income on your primary family, the rest na for alcohol and babes.
fathers would close from work and use their cars for taxi in the night. "my dad's hardly around" is the best he'll get as appreciation.
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Don't be telling jokes at checkpoints my G. Just present your documents [non aggressively] if they ask for them and try limit the conversations, most of these guys at the checkpoints in Abuja are drunk esp the ones around Wuse & Garki.
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Lol there’s no Hublot for 14k. But you know what you can get for that amount? an original Casio wristwatch you can be proud of. Stop buying pricey knockoffs.
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If G boy mean your babe, no need to dey disturb yourself, cause once him trigger that release clause the player must go. Only consolation be say talents choke market. And if you be wise man you suppose done get thriving academy, promote 1 of your gifted talents to senior team.
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@ChallengerNG
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Lmao she get mind sha. If I see person charge like this I go just free am. Kudos to the guy for restraint. Cause e sure me die say if Na man dey run this P him for don deck the man.
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When Goodluck was in power Soyinka couldnt shut his fucking mouth, had mouth diarrhea the whole time, even took a swipe at the man’s wife for no good reason. Now a despot he openly supported is bringing the country to its knees, he chooses to be silent, how convenient. An idiot.
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Since January in Abuja you can’t get fuel without hassle, AEDC does whatever it likes with light. Almost asif the people running things just put us on auto pilot go dey do other things.
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To be very fucking honest Dangote suppose dey add money dey repair some of these roads cause na him trucks dey do the most damage to these roads.
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Lol e dey pain cause when the women started theirs it was all serious talk & plenty posturing “a man who doesn’t share my world views” “a man who doesn’t care about the environment”... Nigerian men entered and said what’s all this? Alaye if you dey wear sandals give me space! 😆
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Walahi I dey feel like if you have a strong opinion against wetin Mikel yarn, you are probably the family member doing the billing. Because Omo he didn’t lie abeg. 😅😅
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Anybody that stands in the way of your personal development isn’t someone you should be planning any long term thing with sha.
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“Normal” people were buying tear leather cars.
Until I die, 1999-2007 will always have a very special place in my heart. It was the best period of our lifetime.
Even NTA was very well run then (AM express was immensely popular).
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So some of una "I don fuck this one, I don fuck that one" na actually rape una dey rape these women?
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I need men to take better care of themselves. That pot belly is not cute, get rid of it. You not even 40 yet and you can barely move. Cut down on alcohol too!
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Before you open this absolute nonsense, Kadaria Ahmed is Elrufai’s in-law, so nothing to see here.
The BBC in Nigeria: Between reporting and propagating terror, By Kadaria Ahmed
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Almost every car owner I know in Abuja right now either has a combat knife, pepper spray, taser or even a full machete hidden somewhere in their car, this is the reality of Buhari’s Nigeria.
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Lol Keyamo, Sagay and Osinbajo are clowns sha. I hope people never forget the roles they played in legitimizing this nonsense.
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Lol Aisha Yesufu dey really rattle Elrufai. The only reason why he hasn’t gotten security operatives to bully her I am sure is because him dey reason say e go be fuck up to do am to woman, and the backlash no go nice.
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And I will die on the hill that there’s absolutely nothing wrong in not being a “high dreamer” or wanting too much from life.
Don’t let anyone make you feel like you don’t know what you are doing with ur life because you don’t want the same things that they want or aspire to.
Low key , port harcourt no be place wey person fit grow like that like that sha….no ginger! their attitude to life is here is totally different. Not so many high dreamers , lots of the people I’ve met here are very comfortable with whatever level they are…Women especially
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And it really starts from even how you name your kids. I am of the opinion that women should always insist on naming too especially if she’s from a different tribe from the husband.
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Imagine if we didn't have senatorial zones and federal constituencies and the National Assembly was filled with "Nigerians". You go think say na only WAZOBIA dey this country. Abeg o.
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Easily the best and most consistent female artiste in Nigeria.
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There’s an anti-Igbo agenda and that’s pretty clear for everyone to see.
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Lol we been dey talk this Kyari thing for street, I come say me I no dey ever fit pray for person papa to die, my guy come talk say “because Shekau no be person papa bah?” Boys scatter laugh.
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He’s doing his normal fake deep self isolation so he can drop another fake deep album without replay value.
Is Kendrick Lamar still a musician? Or he has taken the Rihanna route?🥴
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Lol. If babes call you stingy, I assure you, you are doing something right.
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@thecableng
Lol when he is at home he will be giving us silent treatment and cold shoulder, once he gets on a plane abroad starts to rat us out and say all sorts of ridiculous things.
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Been think say I post am this morning but e be like say e no load 😬
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Na that day I know say Nigerians no dey give hitchhikers free rides. Stayed in front of Naraguta for two hours nobody gree give me ride to Bauchi even with my 270 and the fact my Hausa was fucking rusty didn't help at all.
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There’s a prof of genetics on Channels TV right now doubting the existence of Covid 19. Wild.
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That's why I dey support federal character with my full chest. Its the only way [qualified] minorities can get a seat at the table too. Imagine as Nigeria don cast like this, you kuku just leave am for WAZOBIA, abeg o.
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Lol Na Abba Kyari been dey rule this country all those 5 years sha. Strong man. See as men just dey fall anyhow since him murd.
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Omo the way we dey jump from job to job in this generation ehn. Most times na even from one shitty job to another sef maybe just small improvements go dey. Person fit work for like 3 employers in one calendar year, time go just dey go, you never fit figure shit out...
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Lol u go tell Abuja smallie make she ready make una 2 comot, u reach smallie crib, smallie go step out like say she wan go alté videoshoot, complete with those their sneakers wey them no dey ever wash the sole. For ur mind u go say “who this 1 wan follow comot like this now?”
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See I be very soft man. I no dey like issues at all. For this life I feel say my mission na to run, fok, do my job, chill with my boys and take short vacays whenever small money enter my hand. I no even get big dreams like that. I just wan chill bro.
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