Arturo Portnoy
@portna
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Professor of Mathematical Sciences at the University of Puerto Rico, Mayagüez / The pandemic ends when infections end, not when your attention span ends.
Mayaguez, Puerto Rico
Joined August 2009
I got to ask periodically: How's that "end of the pandemic" going for ya?
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RT @leslieleeiii: "40% of the undergraduate students reported brain fog due to COVID-19. 37% of the undergraduates exhibited impaired cog…
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RT @RogerHallamCS21: It’s official. We’ve gone over 1.5C. Now it’s time for a plan to say goodbye to the old world and hello to the new.…
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RT @DonHiramMD: Ni una mención, al menos en este documento, sobre fiscalizar, auditar y penalizar a las aseguradoras de salud que han incum…
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Shlong COVID.
COVID COCK: Eye-watering new Study shows that covid infects the penis itself in area known to cause erectile dysfunction:
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"The Cough" A new superhero.
There's a weird "flu" ripping through Las Vegas that's knocking people out of commission for weeks, often turning into pneumonia. Patients test negative for covid and influenza. Some are calling it 'The Cough' 💀
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So, who's gonna put a stop to the felon in chief? El Chapulín Colorado?
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Attention Walmart shoppers: Constitutional crisis special, 2 for 1, in aisle 2025!
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RT @TheTNHoller: Defying a court order: “What Trump is doing could shutter critical infrastructure projects in every community, kill good-p…
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RT @CalltoActivism: MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Congressman Jamie Raskin announces “a class action suit on behalf of all Americans” against DONAL…
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#BREAKING: The US Department of Interior has officially renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. What do you think of the name change?
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Total surrender to the lords and masters... MAGAts...
If Elon Musk did have your personal data would you care? I wouldn't.
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