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Sally Walters

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Pedantic Lancastrian. Favourite wife. Adoptive mum to a tortoise and a Yeti. Proud blood donor. LFC/FFC (by proxy)/Shrimps. Appreciates alliteration.

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5 years
@brian_bilston What’s In A Name? My curious Twitter handle Is a nod to diabetes, Which my hubby John has ‘beaten’ Thanks to curbs on what he eates.
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@wynnielad @charliebkind If you say so. Laters.
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@wynnielad @charliebkind Tell me you don’t actually know what the ‘silver spoon’ saying means… 🤭 Ta-ra. It’s been interesting.
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@wynnielad @charliebkind Happy to dish out foul-mouthed filth, but unhappy to receive criticism. I guessed as much. (And you brought your daughter into it.)
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@wynnielad @charliebkind Let’s hope your daughter’s not learning to use your foul, juvenile vocabulary, eh? What a pitiful example you are to a young person (of any ethnicity)…
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@ralfellis @jonsopel Careful, Ralph. PS: You don’t need to sign your tweets, Ralph. Sally
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@elonmusk Presumably you’re referring to the immeasurable void between his ears?
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What say you, @god? 😳
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Republicans against Trump
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“To say no to President Trump would be to say no to God.” Meet televangelist Paula White, who Donald Trump just appointed to lead the White House ‘Faith Office.’ This is not normal.
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@HazelbytheCoast @oldenoughtosay 👏 (And followed!)
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@elonmusk STOLLEN? So they spent it on fruitcake? Takes one to know one, I guess…
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@MarinaPurkiss @theonlypeterkay In this case “everybody” actually means several sycophants plus the deluded dumbfvck in the mirror.
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@mjfree @theonlypeterkay She’s thinking what every decent person on the planet is thinking. 😵‍💫
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@cine_qn @BupeNgoy Thanks for that (seeing as Bupe hasn’t done me the basic courtesy of an answer to my ingenuous question)…
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@BupeNgoy What do you mean by that, please?
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10 days
@AmyBee529 @April_1970s Speak for yourself, racist. I imagined a white person, as it happens. (So you lose your bet.)
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@skweeds You had me at ‘pedantry’!
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@skweeds @mikrowe @krassenstein @Thecryptolord_ He follows the pillow guy… 😬
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@Morecambebob1 Eww. Hope you’re safe home now. 🦐
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