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kenzie | 27 | white | any prns | ive reported everyone in this thread, including myself. || ❤️ @ScaevaDeformed | art: @kenzieddie | i: m_colleen_fitz on insta

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freshened up my examples ✨ RTs always appreciated!
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please leave me alone
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“i forgot my d10” no worries bro i got you
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this post almost made me laugh in class and the force of restraining it made me cry
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8 years
THIS POST MAKES ME UGLY SNORT LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME
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9 years
when ur significant other isnt listening
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I JUST MISSED MY TURN FOLLOWING THIS PERSON OUT OF SHOCK
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new heathers wants you to hatewatch it so bad. its begging you to hatewatch and complain so they can prove youre an oversensitive snowflake who cant handle a tv show. just don’t bother.
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this is very "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" but googling the scents astarion says he wears to see if its an existing perfume and seeing this reddit post from a day ago . i know what you are.
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mood
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ive been laughing about this post for hours
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5. where are my children
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im going to throw my tablet away
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im like in tears at leons design. its like he was a dumb jock and someone said you need to look more like a champion so he grew his hair out and bought a cape and changed nothing else.
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Happy Prime Day http://t.co/QRGivqZ85e
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hey. twitters having a glitch where it says you liked the tweet that was quoted instead of the quote rt of it. no one is paying to fabricate likes of trump tweets or “broaden your echo chamber.” twitters a shit website but lets not spread conspiracy theories.
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someone just sent me this and then blocked me
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4. i am SHAKING
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@siguntyr honestly the edits would near universally be funnier if they just left the i fw men too no matter how unrelated
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im just gonna branch off of this 2.
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(huffpost voice)
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"i just love these notes" i do not believe you.
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3. THIS MAKES ME SCREAM EVERY TIME
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kid: i drew a dinosaur on my sun! me: are there dinosaurs on the sun? kid: no another kid, out of fucking nowhere: i think god is a dinosaur
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9.
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"fiction isnt reality!!" no shit, nancy, but if it didnt affect real people what would be the fucking point of creating anything ever
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7. How often would you like to get updates about Sauce?
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8. endgame spoilers
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6. i think about this one all the fucking time
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I ALMSOS T JUST SPILLED HOT TEA ALL OVER MYSELF LAUGHING AT THIS
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the dragon age fandom has been so starved of reasons to kill each other for so long theyre starting fights abt which da companions they hate in discussions of a different fucking game
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i cant stop thinking about how this is the current state of my psyche
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ben folds and sufjan stevens sharing a one-bedroom
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10. i NEED to see the full iceberg IMMEDIATELY
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is this anything
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1 year
posting abt gales puppy dog eyes this and astarions puppy dog eyes that everyone shut up. look at this.
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old person: credit cards are dangerous! you dont see the money so you spend it without thinking! every millenial: cash is fake money because it doesnt make the numbers that dictate my life go down
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sorry if this counts as discourse but my ardent little wish upon a star for pride month is to not see a single one of those homophobic dog memes for a full 30 days
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me, to my sister: can you say tuna sub backwards alex: uhhhh my dad, confidently, across the table: BUST A NUT?
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17. this is it. this the the mood.
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finding out someone elses school got a snow day and you didnt and being ready to commit a murder #GrowingUpInMichigan
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22. direct action
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20. midwestern culture
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THIS CANT TAKE OFF WITH MY THUMBNAIL LOOKING THAT BAD YOU PUT THIS DOWN
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7 years
YOUVE GOT LIKE A PREHENSILE TENTACLE IN YOUR MOUTH AND NO WHERE ELSE. WHY.
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my favorite genre of media is "starts out pur comedy but advances to you crying alone in your car"
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12. while im here
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jj abrams saying "gay characters" and literally everyone going "poe" or "finn and poe" was a beautiful moment of human connection and unity
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in this house we celebrate our man for the pancake ass he has and dont 👏 try 👏 to 👏 change 👏 him #TheArcanaGame @behindthearcana
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18.
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15.
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@torchythepirate not to jump in at random but in general i would say its just not necessary? like if the artist drew it then they obviously like the ship so knowing that you dont isnt important and wont have any positive effect on them, you feel me?
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ cannot ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ locate the lamb sauce ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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see, shit like this is why i keep getting too many points with seven
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"the events of the goofy movie happen excapt axel is also there"
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vague taz spoilers for new ep? // magnus deliberately avoiding gender when talking about a date: Hes Bi
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QUADRUPLE COMBO
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its cute its funny we all make jokes about our pets being homophobic everyone loves it and then its a month later and every post by a gay person on the internet has strangers calling them slurs in the comments but it doesnt count because its a funny dog picture. enough.
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19. this sent me past laughing and straight to tears
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HEY FIVE GUYS WHY ARE WE TRYING TO PLAY GOD
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FACEBOOK IS DELETED RT TO DELETE IT FASTER
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a Model
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9. luigi......
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tongues are fucked up. you can move your tongue in like any direction. none of your other muscles do that. why is it like that. what the fuck.
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alright dont, give this, seventy likes please,
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who did this
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11. i was gonna leave this thread alone bc i remembered i liked having normal notifications but this sent me into a fit
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Hatoful Boyfriend is about war. About the casualties that amass when a world is locked in anger. It’s not just a silly dating game about pigeons. It’s so much deeper. So much darker. It’s raw and real regardless of its fantastical settings.
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25. Beans?
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who set this going i turned around for two seconds
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23. the haters dont understand
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@faewrites 1. im crying 2. youre the real mvp for saying two so the cat doesnt die
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when you die for the 15th time in 20 minutes #Pathologic2
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24. THE WOMB WIZARD LIVES
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why is the most recent episode of the bright sessions just this scene
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everyone who followed me because of that popular tweet is required to commission me now actually
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im making a tik tok thread because i hate having followers and want my mutuals to abandon me
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the food ticket printer has been broken for three days and just fixed itself and printed everything it hadnt
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14. i know posting a screenshot of tumblr post of a screenshot of a tweet is a stupid amount of layers but this. makes. me. lose. my. shit. every. time.
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@megaxard I SAW THE NOBODY SYMBOL FORST so i was like oh kh fan! and then i got hit with a BASEBALL BAT
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can oscar isaac cool it for like ten whole seconds
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THIS IS MY HOLE. IT WAS MADE FOR ME.
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@punchcatmiwa ppl replied with a few bergamot forward perfumes but nothing that hit all three 😔
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kiryu your ass is not making it to yakuza 9 if youre pounding red bull vodkas in the club at age 55
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mind you he could absolutely get it but only if he took everything but the cape off first
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this is my only offering for #nmweek20 and its just franmaya dunking on them oops
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keeping this for Official Reference
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the fact that people on tumblr are liveblogging dracula daily is the only thing getting me through this week thank you for understanding
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pick your head up king your watchers crown is falling
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@RaphsLaughs its buckwild not only that he thinks he was just make jokes but that theyre so like. grumble grumble this looks bad and im so smart and above it like my GUY could you PRETEND to have learned some humility
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16. this is my favorite post to read aloud to people and just watch their face so here you go. i have never had the context explained to me and i dont want it.
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im addicted to modern au fanart of fantasy characters sorry. i see a guy in armor and i say put a graphic tee on that beast
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not even fresh meat in the tiger pit. fresh meat thrown into the lion pit next door
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character/reader fanfiction
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none gender with left girl is still the single best descriptor ive ever gotten for my gender
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day five - angst. "my name is noelle redcheek. i... i died." #tazladyweek #TheZoneCast
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@adrialae we all have one brain cell..........
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