Robot Dolly Parton
@popstargranny
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Bored, tired and doesn’t know when to stop talking
Joined November 2021
As sad as Betty Whites passing is, I’m just happy she gets to spend her 100th birthday with her husband and her friends
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@HVS21028327 @JesseRikart @DesperateABC I’m aware asshole, I was just making a lighthearted comment about my delusional want for Edie to return.
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FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS 😭
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@JesseRikart @DesperateABC Because she’s an icon (and when has death ever been permanent in tv)
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This wasn’t supposed to happen, she was supposed to outlive us all
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AAAA I CANT HANDLE THIS 😭
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BRB bawling my fucking eyes out
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Please meet my son “….baby one more time” and my daughter “From the bottom of my broken heart”
Normalize naming your kids after a Britney Spears song
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I am bored, please respond to this with your finest examples of NFT slander
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Friendly reminder that this is an Edie Britt Stan account
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She’s not even trying to look innocent anymore 😭 she’s acting like a fucking super villain
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The way @BeaverSigourney had no business being in the bottom this week OR last week (and I honestly would’ve given her the win this week)
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Just realized I actually have to plan for my future instead of just becoming the next international pop princess
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I wish I was her
Why am I so obsessed with Paloma Faith’s unnecessarily dramatic and intense lifestyle
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RT @pussy_shirley: Why am I so obsessed with Paloma Faith’s unnecessarily dramatic and intense lifestyle
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