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You can only choose one for the rest of your life. 🍨 or 🍷?
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one taught me love
one taught me patience
one taught me pain
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When you pour yourself a bowl of cereal and realize there's no milk (or you drop the milk because you can't stop thinking about getting with your contractor)
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Oh, to be trick-or-treating on Wisteria Lane… Happy Halloween from Desperate Housewives!
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"Some people never get to know the folks next door. They share a fence and nothing else. We share everything."
http://t.co/7jiDN7SRPB
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Friendship is sharing common interests, a sense of community, and sometimes even mutual suspicions. Have a great
#NationalFriendshipDay
from
#DesperateHousewives
and ABC’s upcoming drama
#AMillionLittleThings
.
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“In our darkest moments, we all need someone who will listen.”
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Sometimes you just need to treat yourself after a rough day.
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Oh the Wisteria Lane memories! Here's 26 times
#DesperateHousewives
was way, way too real:
http://t.co/sohei8h3Ul
http://t.co/6nsV97Yl9O
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Have you done your annual Desperate Housewives rewatch yet? It’s time! Head to the Desperate Housewives live channel to stream seasons 1-3 for free with no sign-in needed on and the ABC app.
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Today's the day to remind the people in your life how important they are.
#HappyThanksgiving
#DesperateHousewives
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We all remember Kathryn Joosten as Karen McCluskey but her story is every bit as memorable!
In 1980, a psychiatric nurse at Chicago's Michael Reese Hospital (and mother of two) divorced her husband in the midst of a particularly troubled married life and decided to pursue her lifelong dream of an acting career. She was 40.
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Once desperate, now devious! See
@EvaLongoria
in the
#DeviousMaids
Season 4 Premiere Tonight on
@LifetimeTV
!
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What family REALLY has it all together? Share your funny unfiltered family moments with
#LetsGetReal
.
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Today's a great day to venture out into nature with your friends.
#EarthDay
http://t.co/apClVwVov9
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When moving house it's always important to introduce yourself to your new neighbors.
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Me, pretending to care about my colleague's weekend plans.
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Walking into your best friend's place on a Friday like...
#DesperateHousewives
#FridayFeeling
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From Wisteria Lane to the White House,
@ReallyMarcia
is back on
@QuanticoTV
, TONIGHT at 10|9c on ABC!
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I know what you did. It makes me sick. I'm going to tell.
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Mary Alice is that you!? Brenda Strong guest stars on
#Scandal
TONIGHT at 10|9c on ABC!
http://t.co/7lEI3LAq0z
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From Wisteria Lane contractor to ballroom dancer extraordinaire! We’re so excited to cheer on Brian Austin Green on this season of Dancing with the Stars. Don’t miss the premiere tonight at 8/7c on ABC and Stream on Hulu.
@DancingABC
@withBAGpod
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Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened. 💖
Just finished
@DesperateABC
and that ending was absolutely satisfying. I’m sad that it had to end😭
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But what a ride it was.
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Do: watch this repeatedly.
Don't: try this at home.
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"I love you once. I love you twice. I love you more than beans and
rice."
#DesperateHousewives
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Westport’s the new Wisteria Lane!
@AmericanWifeABC
premieres tonight at 8:30|7:30c on ABC!
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Marc Cherry &
@EvaLongoria
are producing another KILLER season of
@DeviousMaids
this summer on
@LifetimeTV
!
http://t.co/oexsEI8joA
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Andrea Bowen guest stars as the kidnapped daughter of Hollis on tonight's new episode of
#Scandal
at 10|9c on ABC.
http://t.co/biJGgH3BJR
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Follow
@FelicityHuffman
as she takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour of the homes of Wisteria Lane!
http://t.co/Afernxgu
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The time has come to Kiss Them Goodbye... RT if you'll be watching 2-HOUR SERIES FINALE of
#DesperateHousewives
TONIGHT @ 9|8c! on ABC!
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Are you more of a Gaby or a Susan? Take this
@BuzzFeed
Quiz to find out which Desperate Housewife you are:
http://t.co/J95noxaJ8y
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Tonight,
@Kyle_MacLachlan
will leave you breathless on the Winter Finale of Marvel's
#AgentsofSHIELD
at 9|8c on ABC!
http://t.co/XrVWR4y1Hy
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Everyone's charmed on tonight's
#GreysAnatomy
when
@Alyssa_Milano
and
@H_Combs
guest star as part of ABC's
#CastFromThePast
!
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Our lovely Kathryn Joosten has been nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress. So very well deserved. We love & miss you, Kathryn
#Emmys
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Where is the problem? 👀
Damn I love Desperate Housewives but there are 8 seasons and all my spare time has gone to binge watching 😬
#ThisMayBeAProblem
@DesperateABC
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The beautiful
@VWOfficial
returns to judge the one and only
#MissAmerica
competition this Sunday at 9|8c on ABC!
http://t.co/epBDwXrQKB
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Welcome to the Sunset Strip, home of sex, drugs, rock n’ roll, & LA’s most twisted couple. Check out
@WickedCityABC
:
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We’ve been waiting for
@EvaLongoria
's new show for FOREVER and it’s finally here! Check in to
@GrandHotelABC
tonight on ABC.
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Well
@NathanFillion
has certainly come a long way from Wisteria Lane.
@TheRookie
is coming to ABC.
#TheRookie
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Sleep is overrated.
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Don’t miss
@NathanFillion
on a brand new drama, ABC’s
@TheRookie
, premiering tonight at 10|9c!
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From housewife to sports producer! Sports Night starring
@FelicityHuffman
is now streaming on the new ABC app.
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Grab a drink ladies, we're dancing all weekend long to "Nasty Girl" by
#Queens
! Watch the official music video now!
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Get ready for glamour, drama, and mystery with
@EvaLongoria
’s new show
@GrandHotelABC
, premiering Monday, June 17 at 10|9c on ABC!
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To support people impacted by
#Harvey
, donate at or text “HARVEY” to 90999 to make a $10 donation.
#DayOfGiving
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@ReallyMarcia
is spinning her luck on
#CelebrityWheelOfFortune
! Watch her compete for a chance to win $1M for
@SU2C
at 8/7c tonight on
@ABCnetwork
!
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EVERY. TIME.
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Your ex kept secrets to hurt you. I'm keeping a secret to protect you.
#DesperateHousewives
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Missing the ladies of Wisteria lane? Check out this brand new ABC romantic comedy
@MixologyABC
:
http://t.co/zHSJtVanME
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Watch the first 2 full episodes of ABC’s newest romantic comedy
@MixologyABC
here:
http://t.co/uE1jb1GbBM
http://t.co/tQbhvQqDFa
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The relationships on
@ABCNotorious
will keep you coming back for more. Watch
#Notorious
TONIGHT at 9|8c on ABC!
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Check out
@FelicityHuffman
's Final Love Letter to
#DesperateHousewives
! via
@WhatTheFlicka
http://t.co/A2DleQsk
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#TinyBeautifulThings
is now streaming on
@Hulu
. When life falls apart, love puts it back together.
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