Ivana Seerzak-Staip
@poemsforcheetos
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54 PhDs, favorite is in celestial mechanics. 🚀 Part-time fortune cookie writer. Accepting new friends.
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I was asked about rapid Phd acquisition. This may be helpful to others interested in getting PhDs more quickly.
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@steinkobbe
@generalslug
Guarantee they wanted watering. This guy sounds like he’s never watered his ears. The behavior is called “Ear Watering” moron.
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$KDA is building a zero fee DEX that will be more interesting than your mom.
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$KDA is unquestioningly the best platform in crypto.
Pascal, the chef cook behind Super Bro Lotto, sounding confident after successful first drawn on
#Kadena
mainnet
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People keep sleeping on $KDA. Devs are adding features no other crypto can think about doing, constantly, while ignorant people on chains that DONT EVEN HAVE SMART CONTRACTS try to scam everybody.
Happy Friday! Here's a small clip of what's going on with our
#Kadena
Token Generator. I appreciate all of the work and testing that's going into this. There isn't much left before we on the switch for the main net.
@kadena_io
@HeronHeroesKDA
@KadenaiArt
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A lot of crypto noobs seem to be embarrassed about not being able to identify $KDA as the best L1 in crypto. It just means you need better long term vision. You will understand someday.
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You want to invest in the best crypto so just invest in the best, not in one of its memecoins. Invest directly in $KDA. As far as memecoins go, $KAS has done alright, but as the KDA bull run gets started you stand to lose as real investors pull their KAS profits back to KDA.
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A lot of money in tokenized treasury funds. A ton of potential for $KDA. You are lacking if you deny this.
The race to tokenize traditional securities is on!
With market forecasts hitting $2T by 2030, government-issued securities like T-bills are being tokenized.
🔗 Want to know more? Dive deeper here:
#TreasuryMarket
#Tokenization
#DigitalAssets
#FinTech
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$kda
.
@kadena_io
, a Proof-of-Work Layer 1 blockchain that is infinitely scalable, secure, and decentralized, is coming to
#MEXCKickstarter
🚀
🗳Vote with $MX to share massive airdrops
📈 $KDA/USDT Trading: 2024-07-22 15:00 (UTC)
Details:
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Built on $KDA. Blockchain for business.
We are pleased to announce that you can now run Filecoin Station on
@crankk_io
Gateways with one-click installation. 🤝
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$KDA
Not sure if I'm more excited for the weekend to start...
... or for the weekend to end?
$KDA 🗄️
#PoweredByKadena
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You’d be better off sleeping with $KDA instead of on $KDA
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Women love $KDA
As part of the
@ETH_Toronto
and
@Futurist_conf
event series,
#Kadena
CBO
@AnneliseOsborne
will be a featured panelist at
@Ethereum_women
.
💡 Tradfi to Crypto: Integrating Crypto into Institutional Investments and the Rise of Crypto ETFs
Tickets & event details:
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Know what’s up. $kda
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Good for the $KAS community here. $KDA is a great place to move your capital, but soon before $KAS implodes. How much of your money do you want to donate to the nefarious ETH miners who are in control of your price? Better realize some gains. Buy low sell high.
$KDA is such a bullish project it almost feels disgusting.
’But do they have-?’
’Yes, yes they do. +++’
The level of perspicacity this team exudes is dumbfounding.
#InfinitePoW
#Pact
#marmaladeNFT
#Trustlessbridges
#Spirekey
& MOOOORE
The innovation just does not stop.
$KDA
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$KDA
Our next Drip campaign is live on Discord!
With
@dripchain
, you can earn rewards and trade them in for awesome items or use them in our giveaways.
Want to learn more about it? 👀
Join our Discord:
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$KDA is strong. Anybody who tells you otherwise is misinformed and agenda-driven.
I’m excited to announce Pact smart contract language support for
@jetbrains
IDEs! 🚀
Start building on
#Kadena
by downloading the plugin from the
#JetBrainsMarketplace
.
#Blockchain
#SmartContracts
#Web3
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Look what Amir says about the gas-free, fee-free DEX being built on $KDA. Gonna be funner than your mom.
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$KAS community, save the date!
📅 Save the date | Beyond the Block Episode 8 | August 1st
Catch the conversation with
#Kadena
advisor
@NitinGaur
(Founder of
@IBM
Digital Asset Labs) and $KDA Chief Business Officer
@AnneliseOsborne
as they discuss the intersection of
#TradFi
and
#Web3
.
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$Kas community it is important you all know Marathon is mining $Kas to dump and immediately buy Bitcoin. Most of my net worth is in Bitcoin. He is taking the money you invest and putting it into my bags. That is the purpose of Kaspa until mining becomes unprofitable. FYI
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Devs, look here if not scammers, if you are a scammer, go to $KAS and build dapps with their smart contracts.
$KDA
Today marks the beginning of a journey of
#Kadena
’s new
#enterprise
docs.
This alpha launch by
@AmirDapl
&
@CarlParkerDev
is an effort towards simplifying our docs to make our resources more accessible for both community developers & enterprises.
$KDA
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It has always been my dream to have 100 followers. If you retweet this and make sure your followers know they should be following me for my timely Old Testament humor and science-related knowledge dumps, you can make my dreams come true. $KDA $RUNE
#accel
$btc $eth $ox
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What? Who is this with a well-considered stance in the $KDA community?
After really trying to get myself to break, really digging into my motivations and wandering along the worst inner paths that fud has to offer...
I still couldn't get myself to feel or think badly about the way the
#Kadena
team is handling things.
- What if... the $KDA team was
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This is what buying $KAS turns you into. It’s the influence of DesheShai.
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@Janrya
Projects that have no plans to establish real revenue flow are going to fail. That is the common thread with these projects, not good business models from the beginning, destined to fail, blame their lack of business on the chain, not their own shortcomings.
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The purpose of $KAS was to make as much money as possible (hence rapid mining) for $ETH miners who lost their source of income when ETH went to POS. They have reached max grift now that they’ve failed at building dapps, so the purpose becomes dumping on retail.
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@a1000xProject
A ton of people use $KDA. We don’t dislike $alph unless you start acting like a permadouche trained by DesheShai.
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Worthless whiners and delusional hoes in crypto. No the devs aren’t scammers just because the number went down. No, you are not entitled to price go up. You are not worthy of crypto gains unless you hodl your coins consistently through their 95% losses.
#btc
$kda
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@adamislucky
@OX_DAO
@Murfski_
Some are more intelligent than they think they are. I am one of those people, thinking my IQ is 125 when in reality it is probably more like 178. I know it has to be high because I have so many PhDs.
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Who are the coolest $rune guys on the timeline?
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It is importantly to me that I be recognized by the $KDA community and this project specifically.
$KDA community
Taking Nominations to create Guardian images. We need to recognize about 35 more people to complete the set. Who do we need to recognize?
Once we get some names, we can get some voting rolling.
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@teraesa
@whosurcatty
@dietdouglas
It’s actually been one of the best Olympics ever, if you’d watched any of it.
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This is how you can be guaranteed $KAS is not a serious project.
“If Kaspa continues this completely unsustainable trajectory forever, everybody who ever invests in it can retire in 6 months!!!!!!”
#Kaspa
performance indexed to 6-1-22
$KAS use case 9001 - retirement account.
DCA into Kaspa over the long term.
Instead of waiting 45+ years to retire, retire using the 4% rule.
If Kaspa continues its trajectory, 10K today, will be 9.8M in 2 years.
4% is 396K per year.
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Who makes instructional videos on building dapps on $KAS? I’ve been working on a dapp for $KDA and I’d like to bring it to KAS as well. I would like to see the video for building $KAS dapps easily and quickly.
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This person needs lessons from grandmaster
@ox_dao
and they will break 2000 on chess dot com in no time.
Hit a ceiling at 1400 on chess dot com do I gotta read a book or something now or am I just ngmi
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$KAS community, I see some of you surreptitiously trying to follow me, after making threats and calling someone so much more intellectually gifted than any select 10 of you (me) silly names. I am BANNING THAT ACTIVITY RIGHT NOW. I am blocking any losers that can’t be an adult.
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Extremely rude to ask a woman if her profile pic is real.
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My boyfriend has a lot of chest hair, which gives me an advantage over him. If he makes me angry coming home late from a gay golf session, I grab a fist of his chest hair and do a one-armed snatch, slamming his head against the ceiling.
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This is how cephii1 recommends we encourage increasing the birth rate. It makes me want to get pregnant right now.
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@cobaltdeepblue
@LibertyCappy
Some of us like to squeeze other womens’ boobs instead of our own sometimes, what is hard to understand about that?
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Coach Bruce’s tutelage increased my chess rating by 200 points. You should take chess lessons from him.
@OX_DAO
#grandmaster
#chess
#tutelage
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The very kind $KDA community is much more courteous than the prisoners in the sniveling $KAS concentration camp.
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Telling people to follow you works. Follow me you clowns.
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Create a token on all chains $KDA
People keep asking, so here is the process to generate a simple token on
#Kadena
using 20 chains. I recommend selecting chain 1 or 2 from the advanced options for initial or mintable supply, as the dex's are there. Happy Weekend $KDA!
@kadena_io
@KadenaiArt
@HeronHeroesKDA
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I’ve been withholding a secret from Twitter. I do not, in fact, have 54 PhDs.
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If you are a woman remember to get pregnant 2-3 times in your life. It is up to us to sustain the birth rate and keep society from collapsing. Thank you so much for your time.
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One of the former ETH miners who control $KAS admitting it wasn’t fair launched.
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I was getting too much power so Twitter took away my powerful account. If you were following me before you’ll have follow again if you would like to take part in my new climb to power. If you know anybody who should be following me, please remind them my power has been stolen.
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$KAS friends, you need to realize your gains now before they become losses. Suckers aren’t going to keep propping up your fake net worth forever. Rotate back into cash, or you will regret it.
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Now that likes are private you don’t need to be afraid to like my posts, no matter how controversial or embarrassed you may feel pressing the like button.
$kda $rune $ox $kas $eth $btc
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Getting your 54th PhD is the best thing you can only do once in your lifetime.
Prove me wrong.
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Just FYI, if you are a white woman with 3 or more children you will still be allowed to follow me beyond my 200 follower limit. This is to help prevent the death of the white race due to white people failing to have enough babies to sustain the white population.
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@larford619
@DannyConcepts
Oh you should meet him. If you have the same personality he has like you both have the same looks, I think you’ll both get along really well, plus you would both get a lot of new followers.
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If you are reading this tweet and are not following me currently, consider yourself incredibly lucky. Only 200 people are allowed to follow me and you can fill one of the few remaining slots before it is too late. You won’t have to miss out on all of my upcoming shared wisdom
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Why don’t you have any $rune? You don’t like gains?
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Have you spent any time today appreciating the infinite tapestry of the cosmos?
$kda
#bunchofwhinyclowns
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$KDA community, lost my old account due to unfortunate misunderstanding involving John Cena. Please refollow.
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It is ok to listen to as much music as your IQ demands.
One point I want to add to the ongoing music and IQ debate: it’s perfectly okay to be dumb
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@OX_DAO
I think you will find men and women alike appreciate your enhanced posterior pelvic tilt if only subconsciously.
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I won’t blame this on DesheShai, but why such rampant misogynism in the $Kas community.
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Having 79 followers isn’t fun. You should be following me so I can have more fun. You will have more fun if I am having more fun, or else.
$RUNE $KDA $OX $AUTISM
#Altcoins
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Just finished grinding the 20” mirror for my Dobsonian. Can’t wait to get the dual axis platform and do some deep sky imaging.
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@HuseyinSivridag
@Kaspa_HypeMan
That isn’t fundamental analysis, each of those projects will reach a ceiling in their development. KDA is developing at a slow rate because of the limitations behind creating its own smart contract language but has no ceiling on its capabilities. You only know horoscopes.
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I only cook in aluminum foil once a year (on the day to commemorate the casting off of British chains) so I expect I will only get a mild case of Alzheimer’s.
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Friends, I am on a quest for 100 followers, and I need followers willing to bake pies and throw them in the faces of people who are not following me if they do not follow when threatened. Are you such a follower, or willing to become such a follower?
$KDA $RUNE $OX
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Don’t follow me if you’re going to be a quitter about it.
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Ok, I am opening up another 95 follower slots. My new follower limit is 200. Nobody has to unfollow me, unless they are participating in $KAS damage control cope after the KRC20 failure where KAS demonstrated how unscalable it is. You retards can go follow Copemaster Deshe.
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@OX_DAO
It has been so rewarding to watch your development from shy chess nerd to the expert in interpersonal communication you have become, all through Twitter's social interaction training curriculum.
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Just a reminder I am shutting down new followers at 200, which means only 86 slots available. If you need to be one of my followers, act now, or forever miss out.
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Only follow me if you want to be a research subject.
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Friends, I am creating a new perfume to be sold on the blockchain, called “Le Foyer d'un Ancien” (“The Home of an Old Person”)
Which blockchain deserves to host it.
$btc $eth $sol $kda $kas $ox $rune $ada
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Bear market psychology: You have intentional fudders who want prices to go down starting waves among midwits who help them convince everybody that all devs are scammers, then waves of selling, then everybody calms down, allowing bulls like me to implant thoughts of buying.
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95 follower slots remaining, before I shut down new followers. Tell your friends to hurry.
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Know this for certain, if you are not dumping every $KAS token you own right now you wouldn’t know investing if it slapped you in the taint.
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Since I am open-minded, I allow my boyfriend to play 9 holes of gay golf per week with his friends in return for chocolate and fancy underpants, but this week I am almost certain he played 18 holes. Am I wrong to expect double the chocolate and 2 pairs of fancy underpants?
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June and July are going to be $KDA ’s months of vengeance on our enemies.
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Not many people know this, but in Olympic track and field, the 100m and 400m relays have their origins in the postal delivery methods of ancient Spartan and Greek societies. These relays were akin to a primitive pony express, utilizing human runners to carry messages.
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@GrinSpickett
@OX_DAO
@cy_coleman
I have a psych condition and have trouble discerning between entertainment or media reports and reality. I appreciate the attendees at movies who keep me up to date on what I am seeing and hearing, cuing me to laugh or cry. My boyfriend reads books cuing my emotional responses.
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If you find cherries on sale and buy several bags, how many cherries is acceptable to eat in one setting?
$rune $kda
2 bags
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6 bags
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8 bags
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America was the pretty clear loser in the presidential debates.
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City friend has an OF and two guys came by her house. She thought they wanted to shoot a video, but they were running from the cops. They hid under supplies for her artisanal bedding shop - cops left, then guys said she needs to keep a red cord in her window and left. Weird.
$KDA
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@Cephii1
We need to pay women with at least 1 PhD a year’s salary to have children which they put up for adoption to gay male couples with no limit on output. The more PhDs the woman has, the more valuable the children.
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So I realize the stance below may seem a bit sexist so I would like to announce white men who have impregnated a white woman or white women at least 3 times will also be eligible to follow me after the 200 follower limit has been reached.
Just FYI, if you are a white woman with 3 or more children you will still be allowed to follow me beyond my 200 follower limit. This is to help prevent the death of the white race due to white people failing to have enough babies to sustain the white population.
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Two of my neighbors were fighting over a baby and brought it to me to settle the dispute. I said “Cut it in half with this sword and each of you take half.”
The first said, “fine.”
The second wailed, “No, she can take it, just don’t cut it in half.”
I gave the baby to
#2
.
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@KaspaGuru
@HuseyinSivridag
No, Marathon and others pump KAS vs BTC to encourage retail to think KAS is good and give their money to them, meanwhile they mine KAS for $1 of $KAS per KWh vs BTC for $.08 per KWh then when BTC goes up against KAS, they sell KAS to buy BTC. Value extraction 101, $KAS community.
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