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britt ~the tortured poets dept
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@dietdouglas Beam is buttered, the seine was so full of shit people actually got ecoli from it, the pool was not deep enough .. it’s been a hot mess over there
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@whosurcatty
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Maybe @StormyDaniels should give trump a blow job in the White House and then let him lie about it. Surely the Republicans will scream for an impeachment over it just like they did last time🤷‍♀️
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@OneNerdyOpinion It’s yours now. Everyone knows, you don’t choose a cat, they choose you
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@Lane_Stellmaker I was so ready for an epic battle between you and the tampon, but the endearing friendship and respect you gained along the way for each other was even better ..
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@whosurcatty
britt ~the tortured poets dept
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@shannonrwatts The swifties are already mobilizing in support of Kamala .. we ride at midnight and are inclusive for all
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@thatswhenily13 If early 00’s is ancient I must be prehistoric being born in the 80’s
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@whosurcatty
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@Realitea_TvJunk Right !! I needed the rest of those clips.. you know they were bad bad
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britt ~the tortured poets dept
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@SCANews_ @SabrinaAnnLynn It looks like maybe there were some over aggressive paps and her security was doing there job.. unfortunately that poor guy who wasn’t the problem got hit with an umbrella
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@hotmessjunk They post shit like this for clickbait and for swifties to reply back. It’s all for likes and replies
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@BFriedmanDC Why is it always Childless women and never about Childless men? What stake do they have in America ? They don’t even have cats to think about . Geesh
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@whosurcatty
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@JackPosobiec I think you meant to put this for project 2025 .. here I fixed it
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@whosurcatty
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@serismidnights Literally love that line tbh.. bc I picture her with her cats on her lap purring while she maniacally pets them
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@whosurcatty
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@alexisohanian @vmfraley @flavorfav I am here for this king energy.. flavor flav is gathering a team of kings to fight for these women athletes
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@dontblameklara Maybe it’s not a pr relationship at all but 2 grown up adults who find each other attractive and are out here living their best lives and having so much fun. He is letting her shine and doing everything he can to show off to her too. They’re cute and fun
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@whosurcatty
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@Phil_Lewis_ The onion used to be a paradoy news site but anymore they're they only news source I trust to really tell it like it is
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@scammerswifts During miss Americana documentary, when rep got the Grammy snub, Taylor said I guess I have to put out a better album. She does the workAlso, what do thee girlies want tay to do so they can get #1 ? pull her music and tell her fans not to stream or buy so someone else can get #1
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@funder @thehill So what hes saying is that 20 years ago raping and molesting people, including young collegiate athletes, was ok and accepted.. rape and molestation has never been and ahould never be ok, or legal. And covering it up is also a crime and was 20 yrs ago.. #lockjimup
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@whosurcatty
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@mamacatss @StormyDaniels She is an american hero and should he honored as such
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@whosurcatty
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@itstaytaylors Who ISNT streaming this is the real question
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@whosurcatty
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@drashleyhampton @GrampaMorris1 @ava @SarahKSilverman There are more women in Alabama then men. There are more women in the United states then men. If every single woman eligible to vote would go out and vote. If every man who supports women and our rights would get out and vote, we could all make a difference. We could end this
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@whosurcatty
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@claudcockerell Why is someone who’s not even an American citizen chiming in on this and why does anyone care ??
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@8SLEEZE The song is catchy af.. not a fan of the video though .. it’s a woman’s world video was made from a man’s wet dream I feel like
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@1989healy She was already broken by Joe when her and matty rekindled and I think she became dependent on him in a way bc he love bombed her and made her believe she could finally have it all… she really couldn’t take another heartbreak 💔
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@enews Maybe he should look in the mirror and realize the fall out was bc he decided to smear his family every chance he could for profit, even while his grandparents were sick and dying . They told lies, exaggerated truths, said they wanted privacy but then did everything in their
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@whosurcatty
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@funeways Bring back 20 episode seasons every year !!! I’m over these 6-8 episode seasons .. especially when they’re broken up into two half’s and you get 4 episodes and have to wait 2 months for 4 more. Like give me 20 episodes dangit I need it
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@whosurcatty
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@stigrandersen @StormyDaniels And I always took Lindsey as a guy who will eat your butthole .. dangit
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@dianamcqueen @drashleyhampton @GrampaMorris1 @ava @SarahKSilverman This is true. I was raised pro life, went to pro life marches as a kid, Forced to watch abortion videos during religion. I got pregnant @ 19 &had a kid I felt forced to have all while being shamed for getting pregnant. As an adult I realized that women deserve the right to choose
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@whosurcatty
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@andersr9 @danieljpowell His mom should be charged for accessory for driving him there and for allowing him to carry an illegal fire arm.. then she drove the get away car. They both deserve life in prison with no parole
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@cateyeswift13 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 I love this so much, but also am afraid for them. There still could people suspects out there ready to Casey out an attack and seeing crowds like this, they could easily do a lot of harm and kill a lot of people .. I hope everyone there is safe
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@nba_yb_tv She moved the date and then she also praised Adele and her record .. true class .. she wanted Adele’s album to be able to shine
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@ThrowbackTaylor He loved being her muse for all those years when the songs painted him in a good light, but now that the shades may have been drawn, he doesn’t want people to see that .. and again, a man trying to take credit for a woman’s success like hey I helped write some songs, sir sit down
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@noahlevy13 A hill I’d be willing to d☠️e on
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@whosurcatty
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@lakesideliberal @ChunksOfun @zachbraff This is why we need to do away with the electoral college and go by popular vote alone.
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@whosurcatty
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@longstorycali Please tell me Jack is going to produce it
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@REPCTRL I will forever feel like original ts6 was supposed to be a rock album and when she finally releases it as ts12 it’ll be a rock album
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@giftedswifted Rep was the real love album bc it was falling in love during your worst time and realizing it’s real. Lover is full of anxiety like does he actually love me for me, am I to much, will he leave? Rep tv is going to be the angry mad rep we’ve been waiting for wirh the vault tracks
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@baddestmamajama My boyfriend cut 1 day of beers out and has lost 10 lbs in a few weeks, I count carbs, drink water, eat healthy and can’t lose weight to save my life . I gained a bunch of weight when I was sick last summer and no matter what I do it just stays. I also have pcos
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@MorganWallen You know who doesn’t cancel shows, Taylor swift .. doing more shows, longer sets, more songs and has only cancelled once (due to a tragedy)
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@OIIie_X This!! It’s a concept album and if you listen all the way through, Marshall is killing slim. Slim is a part of him, but not who he wants to be so he is killing him, but slim doesn’t go down without a fight. The entire album is amazing as a whole and each song is 🔥
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@dianamcqueen @drashleyhampton @GrampaMorris1 @ava @SarahKSilverman It's our bodies, it's our lifes that are affected. It's our futures that are forever changed. Dont get me wrong, I love my kids (I have 2) but I also know I shouldn't have ever had them as young as I did, and I shouldn't have felt forced to keep the pregnancies that I didnt want
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@TSTheErasTour She’s let them all out of the vault!!! Rep tv is sooo coming
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@FlavorFlav Will you keep us updated on when and where these ladies play and how we can continue to watch and support them during their regular seasons ? Water polo really is that sport and I’m high key obsessed with it now
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@xo_killian @CurrentLoud @HBoos55 @TMZ He initiated the assault.. soo.. self defense doesn't really work.. also.. he used a long rifle to shoot people who were not armed .. so self defense would be pushing it.. also, wisc doesn't have a stand your ground law, so he if he felt unsafe he is to flee if possible
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@joncoopertweets @KamalaHarris That’s fine.. we can get her on stage and she can just spend the entire time telling us what she’s going to do, all the things Biden accomplished, and then trash trump all she wants without him interfering and trying to interrupt her.. makes her look stronger and him weaker
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@valleyboi85 @StormyDaniels Omg!! I have never seen a more accurate comparison in my life
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@thisisvertrying If she didn’t say anything they’d be pissed she was quiet. And when she does post something they still come for her
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@Swift1989AGAIN @tayduanation Girl owns multiple homes all over .. they’re a smart financial investment. Plus the uk provided her a level of privacy the us does not
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@NunesAlt @rolandscahill Not all heroes wear capes.. some wear glasses and a sensible pant suit..
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@reputaydaya This man is so in love with her he can not begin to keep his hands off her or stop kissing her .. I love this so much
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@fras99 I think it's more accurate of you take the word 'for' out of each of these. So it would be I have seen him fight his family, fight his employees, fight his company, and now fight his country (with an added, fight the constitution)
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@mmpadellan They should counter sue for 101 million for pain, suffering, loss if a loved one, having their family and child dragged through the mud, and so much more .. if any jury awards this racist murderer a cent it will just prove even more how racist this country really is
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@mollyfprince @AOC Trump literally throws temper tantrums every other minute of every day. Half the "men" in the gop cry like little babies when they don't get what they want the second they want it.. but tell me again how feeling empathy towards innocent lives being taken is "to emotional"
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@ewarren If you regulate him then he won't be able to illegally mine and sell customers data and private information.. itll be like you're taking illegal money right out of his pocket
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@0ut0fth3w00d5 SOS was such a banger … I don’t even think a single swiftie was actually mad about the block but legit it’s an amazing album
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@thatswhenily13 I remember, in the beginning when God said let there be light, and there was, and it was good .. also, naming the animals was soo much fun
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@DiegoSuarasi Exactly!! The hadid girls would not stand for a friend being ok with this genocide and if they felt some sort of way they would speak their minds. I’m sure Taylor is in the shadows donating and doing a lot while keeping the safety of her fans in mind ..
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@TribesBritannia King Charles I think is closer to caving bc he’s desperate to see his grandkids and megs knows that .. William will be the 1 putting the foot down to prevent it bc he knows they only want in to get more info for their next books/documentary and to stay relevant
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@taymyfavart17 Kelly clarkson is a gem of a human being and should be protected at all costs
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@holiestdreams Doesn’t matter bc Sabrina will still come out on top
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@BijouOji I have 0 sympathy left for kaylor.. and when Aaron acts out again I hope all the girls are like we are done with you and this. Leave him or stop crying about it
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@SenSchumer @DHSgov I'd say Congress should do something about it.. but all you guys ever do is talk about it, but never actual act on anything.. it's a big game of blaming the other party, talking about how your party would do this rhat and the other thing, but then never actually doing anything
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@thegodlore @metacritic In my opinion only one review counts and it’s the initial one. The rest are just people trying to drag down her rating bc they think it’s cool to be cruel .. but we are unbothered bc we all know this album is in a league of its own and will go down in the history books
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@LongLive1387 She’s a grown ass woman who sings about grown ass woman things.. and I’ve best to the eras tour and yes there are young kids there, but the majority of the people are adults It’s not Taylor’s job to decide what’s appropriate for someone else’s kids to see. If you don’t want your
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@Jim_Jordan @RepAdamSchiff When will your victims get the due process they deserve? You watched and allowed your wrestlers to be sexually assaulted. They deserve justice and you deserve your day in court and then a life in prison.. #LockJimUp
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@BreakdownSheets @chrissyteigen This is amazing .. next u need to buy and direct it to her website too
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@Jordanfabian If I were a world leader I'd kindly say thanks but no thanks and then the rest of them should meet somewhere else, like the Hyatt or Hilton or Barack Obama's house.. idk..
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@tswifterastour Anne Hathaway is an entire mood.. long live the queen of Genovia
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@tswifterastour Something is coming .. I can feel it.. all the new outfits this weekend…. Ahhhhhhhh
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@OneNerdyOpinion Dandruff!!! I love that name!! Welcome to the world of being owned by a cat.. you’ll love it
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@allhiphopcom Taylor takes all her friends to the summit … Two of the greatest just doing great people shit over here
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@reqnights Travis out here getting mvb (most Valuable boyfriend) made it on the new album and into her record breaking tour all in his rookie season.. truly the goat 🐐 of boyfriends
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@everhoax Ed is literally just him, his guitar and his loop and it’s one of the best shows hands down.. the pure talent is mind blowing…
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@TSwiftNZ @darden @olivegarden @olivegarden should have a no body, no crime promotion... find out what este favorite food is there and mark it $6 off (since its number 6 on the album) .. or something fun like that
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@whosurcatty
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@JoeNBC It's not a chant for a political opponent, it's a chant towards a career criminal. That's the difference between when trump and his supporters did it towards Hillary and when 41,000 Americans do it directed towards an actual criminal.
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@acnewsitics So with Laura’s logic can we assume Laura herself has had so many abortions she damaged her uterus.. I mean, that’s the only reason why a woman wouldn’t have biological children right .. according to her own words that is
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@reputanush13 Tell me you didn’t listen to the song without telling me you didn’t actually listen to the song
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Men:(not smiling) Women: nothing Other men: nothing Society: nothing Men: (smiling) Women: nothing Other men: nothing Society: not a damn thing
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@LMonsterReacts I’m not going to lie, I’ve only seen 3 of these videos (em, Taylor, Ari) and I’d say all 3 of those would have absolutely been considered 10 years ago as well.. they were amazing music videos .. I can’t say anyrbinf for the others though bc I never watched them
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@Fr_George @BetteMidler As a priest, shouldn't you be teaching love, acceptance and forgiveness. Also, to love thy neighbor has thyself.. that the last shall be first . All things opposite of what trump does and says????
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@PamKeithFL @taylorswift13 Taylor’s TikTok has always said that
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@_SJPeace_ Trump is strongest in the poorest and must under educated areas of this country and that says it all. That is also why he keeps cutting funding to education. Its easier to control and manipulate the uneducated
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@SecPompeo If you don't have anything to hide, comply with the subpoena .. otherwise, face the consequences that any american would face if they were subpoenaed for an investigation.. go to jail..
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@kiralovestaylor If I were a pap I would have literally zoomed in on that necklace and made sure I had a great in focus pic .. these are the things we want
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@SandraDuffy123 @bob_wilson @vhutcheon @jccallahanATX @karkn1 @JasonKirell I agree.. but people dont want to go out and vote. Even my bf said he would be more likely to vote I'd he could just text in a number like on the voice or other contest shows.. this just does to show how bad off we are as a nation .. I have never missed an election since I was 18
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@RealMrBehavior @DrJenGunter So by that technicality, ejaculatory sperm in any form as not to produce life would be considered murder of life or potential life.
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@RealMrBehavior @DrJenGunter When you grow a vagina, a uterus, fallopian tubes, and a cervix you can speak in this matter. Until then, you should sit quietly and let the experts talk..a fetus is a fertilized embryo and if u want to get real technical about life, sperm is actually considered a life not an egg
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@marcorubio Is it just me or does anyone else remember rhat no matter what obama did it was wrong and he was the anti Christ. No matter how many birth certificates were given or taxes released he was not a real american citizen and let us not forget the tan suit drama.
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@swiftalert_13 I’m going purple purple today
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@alossstar It really did transition to Travis at the end.. after she says fuck em it’s over. Thst was the end of matty and the start of Travis
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@OhNoSheTwitnt I love how these men are like well we will make sure women get pregnant if they have sex and women be like cool & stop banging men.. men no longer get laid and wonder why women are so frigid and women are having the times of their lives with their vibrators and each other
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@yashar @BrettFavre We all stayed home today so the president could use tax payer Monday to play golf with a retired qb.. and standing right next to each other with no masks .. thats not 6ft apart. And the same day as John Lewis's funeral..
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@PABossBabe @alexnazaryan Theyve been violating the hatch act for 4 years.. nothing ever happens to them so they're gonna keep doing it
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@eltonofficial @VaticanNews @Pontifex The church saying they won't bless same sex marriages bc its a sin keep forgetting about all their priests who molest little boys.. they dont see the sin or issue in that.. but heaven forbid you marry the person you love.
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@lilswaggydaddy2 Let's not forget this despicable kim who went through all the effort of recording the call illegally, then editing it to make taylor look bad.. it's not only #KanyeWestIsOverParty but also #KimKardashianOverParty ... they're gross human beings
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@wdunlap @realDonaldTrump @ifquilt @ChanelRion @OANN If there is evidence then why aren't trumps lawyers presenting it in their cases?? Oh thats right, bc there's not..
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@ABC I'm so glad the jury came back with a guilty verdict. She murdered this man, plain and simple. He and his family deserve justice
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@jodiemoss1976 Do we have a copy of this call? If this is true, more reasons for impeachment and also to lock jared up with his crooked father in law(lessness)
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@lawlesslandlovr Donna kelce raising the best men out there .. like I don’t care if you can ball, you’re gonna be good men too
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@tinybraidlor You are in love is actually a song about Jack antonoff and Lena Dunham when they were dating .. shw wrote it for and about them ..
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@BetteMidler Women aren't worried about who's dicks bigger and just deal with the problems with no fuss or making a scene . We know how to multi task and take care of people
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