in an upsetting turn of events, the cat has booped ME

RT @emollick: The modern economy rests on a single road in Spruce Pine, North Carolina. The road runs to the two mines that is the sole sup…

@daniel_m_lavery "that's holystone, used to scrub the decking" "that's where darwin wrote origin of species" "russell crowe refused to wear a safety harness for this scene"

@rsnous old appkit apps too, to a lesser extent!

@normalgirl93 and you can have one, with the fizz cup

RT @tensorbodega: charlie xcx set at the greenpoint digester eggs

@rsnous very much the Android/Microsoft "lots of configuration to twiddle" vs the (older; they are leaning more into twiddly knobs as the Jobs mindset ages out) "you shouldn't have to twiddle things for it to work" mindset

@daniel_m_lavery

@turtlekiosk they're struggling with pepper color!

@oigevalt julian are you a bird now ?

@normalgirl93 still hot the way i sing it

@daniel_m_lavery i know you have much more important bebe things going on, but please tell me you have seen this gem, which i'm confident she stole from your impressions

@turtlekiosk i find one every few weeks and love it

@mollytaft i have gas

@normalgirl93 i would re-X this if it permitted me to

RT @285KENT: @shanesmith30 @SurooshAlvi You guys are pathetic failures who screwed your staff and shit the bed on a real chance you once…

@mollytaft um it's called _insider_ now tyvm

@About900Potatos @Mecca_Starr still squawking on ads-b. they're circling governor's island