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@danielsogay
brothers will be like “no thoughts here just an empty suit of armor himbo” and be a full metal alchemist
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@colinfarrall
the nerve of someone with hair that long to complain about “shedding” from chest hair
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I told a guy I go to bed at 9 and get up at 530 to work out and this is what he said
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@makhnanii
initially I followed this account because I thought it was pro anarchism and I still follow it because it, well, albeit inadvertently, still is
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@annebcleyn
@LeviHastingsArt
as a child this is what i imagined being gay and financially independent would be like
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this is what I looked like ten years ago, with bandit (2003-2015)
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@RottenInDenmark
It’s amazing how often he tweets about deliberately and openly redefining public perceptions of ideas into both collapsed and overly broad definitions just to drum up outrage. He admits his mendacity and thumps his chest over it
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it’s misogynistic for men to let themselves be photographed at a nationally televised event when there are women nearby we can objectify for what they’re wearing
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RIP to u but I’m different
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missouri legalized medical marijuana and increased the state minimum wage, but voted out claire mccaskill 🤔
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? have you ever read a novel before?
Thinking again about "Fast Car" and how the lines "I know things'll get better / You'll find work and I'll get promoted / And we'll move out of the shelter / Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs" convey more meaning than entire novels sometimes do.
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I spent the weekend not glued to twitter and it was liberatory
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this sounds like something my mother would say in place of "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit"
The sentence ‘pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs’ contains all the letters of the alphabet.
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vers guys talk about being vers like it’s doctors without borders. here’s your fuckin nobel peace already
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I almost prefer when a republican is president because the outcomes are essentially the same but at least everyone around me doesn’t act like things are just fine and we should trust government officials to do what’s right
President Biden will urge states and cities to use unspent money from last year’s $1.9T Covid relief package to fund crime prevention programs and hire police officers.
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how do you serve cunt and ice at the same time
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@menwritewomen
“I’m androgynous in a hot fuckable way, not a gross manly way. really more gynous than androus”
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it was my birthday yesterday so I’m cross posting this [róisín murphy voice] I don’t feel any guilt about that
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used to be you could just have a hard boiled egg. now they’re bedeviled with mayonnaise and paprika. because of yolk
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it’s biceps, triceps, and cordyceps day at the twitter cultural commentary gym
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I know this is supposed to be tacky or whatever but, like…huh??
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never thought I would be dancing drunk in a harvard museum
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“slut era” I whisper to my swedish friends to let them know to move on to the next era
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rude that so many of you are so attractive and yet (willfully?) ignorant of my existence
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Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
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so thrilled to get my copy of
@veryhotmomm
’s debut, how to be a good girl, from
@grieve_land
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@heauxrgeoisie
he’s a tiktok thing. but also said he was straight and then gays lost interest, which might have been a first
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my mother has graduated from asking me if I’ve “made a special friend” (boyfriend) to asking if I’ve “met anyone fabulous”
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lea michelle was originally just named michelle but her spanish teacher kept writing on her tests that she needed to read more but because she can’t read she didn’t know that “¡lea!” wasn’t her name
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the world is already so cruel and unjust for so many reasons, and while it succumbs to climate change we will watch rich people argue about how best to keep all their money as it gets crueler and more unjust
Jackson, Mississippi has gone nearly a month without running water.
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older roided out guy at the gym told me unprompted that I was “looking great” and the difference from a year ago was “very noticeable”
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@heauxrgeoisie
the noble eightgoon path:
right understanding (depravation)
right thought (none)
right speech (moan)
right action (bate)
right livelihood (penis)
right effort (edging)
right mindfulness (goon)
right concentration (drool)
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my dad asked me if I had met anyone I really liked (romantically) and I said, no, everyone sucks, and he said, “well, you are dealing with men”
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me: ...so that's where i'm at
therapist:
me: aren't you going to say anything?
therapist: i don't exist
me: what?
therapist: i'm just a meme format; you're too scared to go to an actual therapist
me: wowwww you're so right, me
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“you have to be a whole other level of gay and relig—” spell pharaoh. read flannery o’connor. sit in silence for twenty minutes.
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the “chinese spy balloon” hysteria really underscores what a scam the us military is. you get $800 billion dollars a year, more than the next nine countries combined, and were still defeated by the aerial equivalent of a swan boat
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if you have thousands of followers and live somewhere outside of LA and your handsome selfie shows up on my tl I’m muting you; I don’t need to be forced to look at people who aren’t interested in me and don’t know I exist; I already do that when I “go out”
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@NPR
with so many intestines struggling, tape worms say they’re straining to leech nutrients and weaken their hosts
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