Im crying

@MemberBITC Honestly 90% of docs know basically nothing about ecmo which is ok because it's so specialized lol

@_margopolo @MemberBITC They sound sooo different 😩

@MemberBITC Have seen enough to know what a bipap sounds like 😩

@MemberBITC Was an ICU nurse for almost 10 years and recently changed to ecmo specialist 🫣

@MemberBITC Dude idk 😩

@madisonhouser2 I mean...eat it in the doorway 😭

@JDVance Please gtfo Twitter and go do ur job

RT @romainxlettuce: they’re called yoga pants not flared leggings

@emtrnmd These are basic things that should only have one answer 😩 I was with this person for the first 2 weeks and she...I almost think gave me an anti-orientation lmao

RT @crowbrss: I actually believe he did this

RT @kanyewest: I got in the shower and thought of like 6 tweets Lemme see what I can remember

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When are we gonna 5150 his manic ass

@transkeidoctor Why not just call everyone charge nurse 🥲

@Nursing_Heretic I have noticed a weird shift in the last few years about newer nurses not utilizing gravity or pressure bags. Even in real life I slapped fluids on a pressure bag and was questioned about doing it because that's "not what the order said"

Kids these days never had to suffer through whatever this monstrosity was. In college I would take this to parties with alcohol in it and that shit would NEVER come out of the weird nipple thing. I would be at the gym having flashbacks of getting alcohol poisoning