throbby shmurda
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| he/it | minors dnf dni 19+ | pierced clowndog boytoy | non moots 3$ dm fee $grodyboii |
chronically in ohio
Joined April 2014
@DoeSparkle double fun fact hydrofluoric acid tends to be one of the few acids that are able to corrode glass and mass amounts of rust removers/brick+stone cleaners/and toilet cleaners (w/o bleach).
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boobs should have nicotine in them i think you should be able to hit them like a vape.
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my ultimate goal
Needed to bring this back with all the "body tea" tweets on the tl lately
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@7pplchokeonshit she said horray in the middle of me giving her head and i stopped and we got into an argument about whether it’s more silly than if i looked back and saw her waving (she thinks horray is less silly i think the wave is cute(i love her)).
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@eliasyuh @tylerthecreator unironically if north did this w as young as she is that’s impressive.
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Laundromats are such a vibe.
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@holyterrainbri theyre usually the same type of people who also make it either 1) the biggest deal in the world to "apologize" when you tell them it makes you uncomfortable (quoted bc a lot of the time they also often continue to do the same shit lol). 2) get mad at you bc they made you uncomfy.
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everyone say goodbye to the monster wall we r recycling it finally
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just said "me when i do math" to my boss when he was naming off numbers while he was counting the loss he made this year because of covid ama.
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@notbaldanymore ive come to terms my cat would probably grieve me for two hours and immediately dig into my face . mr regigias is a hungry boy. a growing man.
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i hate my stupid job a customer came to my register w a gallon of window cleaner and a coffee so i said “i see you found the creamer” and he didnt laugh. just stared. hatefully.
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im pouring several out for miss betty.
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not everything a bar . tcmk could hear a grocery list and go "ayyye?? aye!".
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rt if u love dogs or if the nine to five work ethic in america has taken the life away from your eyes and it only returns when you are under the influence.
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@Vivid_Myth @k1ngbadger never underestimate a woman w a kohls credit card and a clearance isle.
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blocked everyone I dont want to eat a nerds rope out of their ass so if u see this whats good.
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tw // happy couple . why the fuck yall putting this on the tl im gonna be 🤢 sick 🤮.
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@DoeSparkle it’s completely normal for me to know this i love using my job and staring at sds’s and chemical profiles to teach people stuff that will never have purpose.
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@YungVince2 @SuicideChrist hop off his dick he dropped a lot this year let him rest for once.
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if I was a game dev I'd make sure every man had a fat ass.
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my dream blunt rotation is sandworm from dune (1984) , sandworm from beetlejuice, sandworm from dune (2021), and alaskan bullworm from spongebob.
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🥺.
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@suchnerve @sarabeedot this is a terrible way to find out i didnt understand those bumper stickers.
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you do not need to forgive your abuser to heal whoever made up that bullshit that forgiveness is mandatory to move on is a liar.
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this is a cool fact and all i tried this number once ajd they sent the police to my house so i dont recommend it lol.
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THERE IS CAR JIMI HENDRIX WHICH MEANS THERE IS A CAR ELVIS WHICH MEANS THERES A CAR HITLER AND A CAR STALIN AND A CAR JESUS.
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@UncleDingler @k1ngbadger it is wut it is :3 it almost cancels out bc for the next three and some change years i leech off her insurance for bearable therapy prices.
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i no longer experience joy on this app i feel nothing anymore i feel just sheer numb. tcmk: yall be flipping apples but i be making these apples FLIP!.
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you say peanuts and nobody bats an eye. you say poopnuts and everybody looses their minds
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i bet mask mandates did wonders for professional puppeteers.
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@anal_del_ray_ my best friend is also my ex bf and my other friends except for besties gf is my ex and theyre also eachothrs ex.
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@deathritual if i could take off mascara and only mascara id wear the same eyeliner for a week straight just to slay daily.
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haah ur quite the bantersaurus rex, would u eat horse pussy? — id rather u called me a slur . what the fuck is this question.
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some of y'all didn't grow up ugly and always assume everytime someone flirts or compliments u that its a joke.
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PLEASE look at this hat my roommate made its so fucking adorable
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me: if u make any bad bars i won't bully u today but i will tomorrow .tcmk: im bouta go out my way to make these awful,, my aids kool like juice.
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