Pirate Posting 🇵🇸
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Yo Ho Ho! DM me your treasure for it to be posted. DNI: Scallywags, bilgerats, plunderers, British Navy…
The Seven Seas
Joined April 2023
Yo Ho and a bucket of barnacles! Send me yar submissions through me dms, and I’ll be sure to feature ya’. With proper credit o’ course… pirates would nevar steal.
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so arrghhhh. me captain just offered me rum. im 16….
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What the dickens?
Arg, the hull was breached but the damage be minor.
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YARRG but thar be verifiable evidence that ye were hornswaggling about in the dms of wee lasses, t’were also falsely accusing gumball of sayin the n word after ye were bested in fisticuffs by a drunken teenager. Go ahead and walk tha plank, as not even tha’ seven seas be as.
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Captain: Aye a storm fast approaches! Where be the rope!.Twink First Mate:.
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Find the trans person!!. 🌧🌧⛈🌧🌧🌧🌧⛈⛈⛈⛈🌧⛈.🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🚢🏴☠️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊.🌊🌊🦑🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊.🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊. Can't find them?. Thats because THA KRACKEN APPROACHES!!! BATTEN DOWN THA HATCHES AND MAN THA CANNONS!!.
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Ocean spoilers././././ ./.THERE BE SEVEN OF THEM???.
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When yer card declines at therapy an they bring out THA’ KRAKEN!!!!
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Yarg… it seems the plunderer has become the plundered….
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💀🪝🏴☠️⛵️☠️.
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“My ship kissed!” “My ship held hands”. Yargghhh me mateys me ship be sinking!.
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Arg… if yew insist….
fuck pirates.
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Fuck you.
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I AM A ZINGLEDINKY. I AM. I AM A ZNORPIL. ZR ZHAN. I AM A ZERTINKYBINKLEBONGO.
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I AM. I AM A SWASHBUCKLER. I AM A PLUNDERER CAPTAIN HAN. I AM A PIRATE.
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Mateys… I’ve got a porn addiction…. ADDICTION TO PORN MESELF ANOTHER MUG OF ALE!
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My booty…. PLUNDERED!.
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“YARR, I PLUNDERED YE, AND YE MAROONED ME”.“Spidaarrr Matey, why did ye maroon that lad?”.Fav’rit line ❤️
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My booty be spanning far and wide.
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Back off, landlubber… this be ME nichée content source….
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。. ｏ. ○.╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ◝╮.( BOOTY ) ( TREASURE ).╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯. ( RICHES ). ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯.
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ARGGG WHO BE A PART O’ ME CREW AGAINST ORDER AN GOODNESS!! YO HO HO
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Tw: Plundering, naval warfare, destruction of British seafaring vessels, booty. YARG HOLY SHIT MATEYS.
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PLAAANK ‼️‼️‼️ 👹👹👹🗣🗣🗣.
fuck rum.
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WRONG ACCOUNT OHHH MY GOD.
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First Mate: I’ve been going through a lot of stress recently, and it’s been eating me whole. Me (pirate): It be eating yer what?.
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"would you peel an orange for me? 🥺". ID PEEL EM FER ME WHOLE CREW! SCURVY BE THA SILENT SCOURGE O’ THE SEA!! 🍊🏴☠️.
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ye have ta stop. Yer cannon balls too tough. Yer Jolly Roger too different. Yer siren is too bad. they'll plank ye.
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“Kill them with kindness 💖💖” wrong! Me dastardly crew! 🛳🚢⛴🚣♀️🛳🪝🪝🪝 🛳🚢⛴🚣♀️🛳 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🐙🐙🐙🐙🛥🛥🪸🪸🪸🪸🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🗡⚔️🗡⚔️🗡🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️💀💀☠️💀☠️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️⚓️⚓️🤑🤑🤑🤑.
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