aëgybab 🍉
@alienpostingg
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real life alien on twitter, posting gnarp gnaps and occasionally xeeblegorps :3 🛸 submissions open 👽
Planet Zorp!!!
Joined April 2023
now THIS is how you do it
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Ohhh. How did uou escape our planet.
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MY SISTER'S PHONE BACKGROUND IS AN ALIEN EDIT I MADE AND SHE JUST SAID "i saw it on tiktok"
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born to vorp forced to earth.
DONT BELIEVE THEM if you see this on my post. elon doesn't know im not from earth
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HEY. who let this gleep glorp escape our planet.
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its so funny when people reply to me with my own posts.
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"kill them with kindness!" ZONG! XEBGORP QUIBRPEL FOP 👽🛸🛸👽👾🛸👽🛸🛸🛸👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸👽🪐🚀🔭🚀☄️🚀🛰️👾👽🛰️🚀🛰️🚀🚀🛸🔭☄️☄️🪐🛸🪐👽👽👽🪐☄️🪐👽🪐👽👽👽👽👽🔭👽👽👽👽👽👽👽.
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no way. escaped to earth.
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cw weirdo ass behavior.do not do this shit please
idk how many times i have to reiterate that i do not want people making sexual advances towards me. i do not care if you are joking. this happens all too often. you people are way too comfortable and forget that there is someone behind this account.
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now wait a second.
Take a peak at one of our adorable Greybies in our ICU. (Grey Seal Babies = Greybies)😍❤️. We have 33 seals in our care and have been flooded with calls since Storm Agnes. Please support these little Greybies and all the Orphaned Pups in care. 👉
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DONT BELIEVE THEM if you see this on my post. elon doesn't know im not from earth
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blue checkmarks are not allowe d to comment on my posts. do not clog the comment section.
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My Identity Has Been Stolen.
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THEY GOT MY FUCKING MAIN.
TWITTER DON'T ABDUCT MY ACCOUNT.
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retweet to those people scare away
how are you going to be a bigot when the one who started the trend of these accounts is an abrosexual genderfluid disabled autistic transgender alien. brother if you saw me in real life you'd explode.
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UM. UM. THREAD OF SEALS I'VE ALIENIFIED FOR THE OCCASION
DUBUK FOLLOWED ME BACK THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I WIN FOREVER OH MY GOD.
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tw: alien abduction, making crop circles, aliens, gleep zorping. Guys you'll never guess wjat im xoing
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transphobes are not allowed on this account zy the way 👽 you are following a transgender alien.
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when someone says something so aëgyphobic you gotta hit them with that zöurpgnap stare
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Xërp dud flyblesna papwo
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its my first day at human high school i hope they don't realize im an alien.
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